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Topic: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes

Daimar Title: Moderator DAoC Knight - Generalist Posts: 57,526 Registered: Nov 5, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 47,007 User ID: 987,256	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions! This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!" We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question: "What would you build with a toothbrush, three elastics, a pound of silly putty and four hundred popsicle sticks?" The contest will end Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday,May 29th. Good Luck to ALL!!! ONE Winner will be chosen per contest. Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks. Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval. Contest Rules: - All are invited to participate. - All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs. - All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban. - No sexual innuendo, explicit content. - Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value. - Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging. - In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging. - Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final. - VN Managers, are not eligible to win If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Daimar via PM. -----signature----- LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=daimar babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar
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Arch_Magi Title: The Lord of Chaos Posts: 106,493 Registered: Oct 31, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 102,020 User ID: 733,498	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	Q: "What would you build with a toothbrush, three elastics, a pound of silly putty and four hundred popsicle sticks?" A: A trebuchet toothbrush launcher for a man-eating tiger. -----signature----- (none)
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Pulp_Gareth Title: boomshakkalakkaboom Posts: 7,346 Registered: Nov 4, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 7,316 User ID: 1,091,085	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	500 -----signature----- Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server 65 Minstrel \| 65 Hunter \| 65 Champion 65 Burglar \| 5x Captain \| 4x Grd 4x Loremaster \| 3x Warden \| 1x RK Live/PSN: GydeonX
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DunesVladHarkonnen Title: Moderator Probably on Vacation Posts: -999,994 Registered: Mar 29, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 25,745 User ID: 785,027	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	"What would you build with a toothbrush, three elastics, a pound of silly putty and four hundred popsicle sticks?" What is the title to MacGyver's "How to Build your Own Home" DIY best selling novel? -----signature----- There's some delight in ale and wine, And some in girls with ankles fine, But my delight, yes, always mine, Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
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Yb-Divinity Title: Yottabytes of Information Posts: 14,320 Registered: Apr 19, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,527 User ID: 1,133,029	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	420 -----signature----- ~YB~ ~~~~~~~~~~ "The world malfunctions in mysterious ways". - LlarioLostdoggie "Being offended isn't a viable reason for us to take action on something." -Mithan http://yb-divinity.myminicity.com/ <-- Click and help built my city
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Galdwarf Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly Posts: 14,937 Registered: Feb 27, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,705 User ID: 651,523	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	Q: "What would you build with a toothbrush, three elastics, a pound of silly putty and four hundred popsicle sticks?" A: If only you had included a stick of Wrigley's Spearmint Gum, I could have constructed the Ultimate Bomb! -----signature----- R 7/27/2003 "Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG) "Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob My ACF boat: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Pulp_Gareth Title: boomshakkalakkaboom Posts: 7,346 Registered: Nov 4, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 7,316 User ID: 1,091,085	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	Q: "What would you build with a toothbrush, three elastics, a pound of silly putty and four hundred popsicle sticks?" A: A very well fortified home for my barbies. -----signature----- Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server 65 Minstrel \| 65 Hunter \| 65 Champion 65 Burglar \| 5x Captain \| 4x Grd 4x Loremaster \| 3x Warden \| 1x RK Live/PSN: GydeonX
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Daimar Title: Moderator DAoC Knight - Generalist Posts: 57,526 Registered: Nov 5, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 47,007 User ID: 987,256	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	And our winner this week is Dunes, congratulations on your achievements, I hope it is all you expected. -----signature----- LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=daimar babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar
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Arch_Magi Title: The Lord of Chaos Posts: 106,493 Registered: Oct 31, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 102,020 User ID: 733,498	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	Gratz! -----signature----- (none)
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DunesVladHarkonnen Title: Moderator Probably on Vacation Posts: -999,994 Registered: Mar 29, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 25,745 User ID: 785,027	Subject: ~~~ Week 23 & 24 pre-game contest ~~~ Congratulations Dunes
	Oh it is! And more! [face_is_the_champ] I knew MacGyver wouldn't lose...he never loses... (PS. Thanks Arch) -----signature----- There's some delight in ale and wine, And some in girls with ankles fine, But my delight, yes, always mine, Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
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