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Only a few things in life piss me off, and one of those things is these idiots that take their bicycles and ride on the street while wearing their tight spandex Richard Simmons clothing.
Here I am, minding my own business listening to some kind of relaxing music like Ramstein in the left hand lane forced to look at some anerexic dudes butt through his tight blue spandex while he is on his bicycle in front of me in the turning lane. This pisses me off. With his dorky little helmet with the mirror on it sipping on his bottled Aquafina. Who the hell does he think he is? He's a bicycle not a car. Get off the damn road.
Then the light turns and he starts peddling. Does he ride on the side walk? No. Does he ride on the lil strip next to it that is still considered the road to where I can door whack him like an illegal on a side road? Nope. He stays on the main road going 20 in a 25 mph area depriving me of reaching my normal speed of 35 mph. I'm yelling, I'm cussing, and he waves at me.. we hit the next light... and the most disgusting thing happens.
He says Hello.
Except he doesn't say Hello like a normal person (American) he says Hello in French.
I almost instantly threw up because I have never been so insulted before. Here it was, a French person in front of me saying hello in his ugly language. Looking at me with 'the bulge' next to me, with his lil tard helmet on an oversized skinny BMX... ruining my new song which techno would't cure.
I was so mad. I almost ran him over, but wasn't able to because he made a right turn... which only made me more mad cuz i wasn't able to say crap back to him in the chosen language (English).
afk to throw up I'll write more later.
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Only a few things in life piss me off
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You just made me throw up my taco bell.
I hope you are happy with yourself.
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See... French people just make me sick. With their wine sippies, big ugly mustaches, and drool that drops from them like excrements off a porn star during the credits.
Then you have their unshaven dirty bodies, their busted yellow teeth and coffee breathe, their striped clothing and the worst things in the history of worst things:
Mimes.
Mimes piss me off because they just walk around and pull invisible weapons out and do stupid things like walk in place and wear face paint. If it was up to me Mimes would all be incinerated.
The only thing worse then mimes are other French people, then French Canadians, real Canadians, and bicyclers who drive on the road... that turn out to be French wearing spandex and have helmets with mirrors on them drinking bottled water....
almost like Bird Watchers.. God I hate Bird Watchers to.
And wtf is up with men wearing clothing that shows 'the bulge.'
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Lexi, I could have sworn just about everything pissed you off.
I spell checked this
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If you read my 'diarys' at: http://chimpersworld.com/ then you would realise that there are a few things that do not anger me.
such things as:
Steve Irwin
Bruce Campbell
My pets
Asian People
Zombie Movies
Kung Fu Movies
I'm sure there is more.... but I cannot think of them right now.
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C'est drole ca. Tu sais que je suis francais, non?!
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You are all traitors to God's language and thus should be executed.
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haha, even God's language was completely different 100 years ago. As we evolve, so do the languages and the terminologies!
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Lexi_Necrodiva posted:
You just made me throw up my taco bell.
I hope you are happy with yourself.
I think that just may have been the Taco Bell.
If someone giggled, I'm happy.
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God was white thus he chose the white mans language.
English.
Saying he was anything other then white is as blasphemous as those pictures of Black Santa's.
He made fish he didn't beg for fish... that alone proves he was white. He was a carpenter... not unemployed. What's that tell you?
Don't bring race into this... that cry baby Obama crap don't work on this thread.
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"You are all traitors to God's language and thus should be executed."
Everyone knows that God can't talk.
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"Only a few things in life piss me off"
8230 posts on VN tend to contradict this statement, thus invalidating this thread.
"Si les cerveaux étaient de l'essence, ils ne seraient pas suffisants pour faire tourner un kart de fourmis à l'intérieur d'un beignet."
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Someone translate
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groundskeeperr posted:
"Only a few things in life piss me off"
8230 posts on VN tend to contradict this statement, thus invalidating this thread.
"Si les cerveaux étaient de l'essence, ils ne seraient pas suffisants pour faire tourner un kart de fourmis à l'intérieur d'un beignet."
um, wow, that doesn't quite translate well does it? 
What is that, "if brains were gas, there's not enough to drive ants around a donut?"
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I'd like lexi to prove to me that god is white, or god is really there.... btw im Pagan 
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ouch, why do you hate me lexi?
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BF - you are cool. I look passed your Canadian heritage and take into account your asian side.
I gotta kiss up to the asians for when they invade us.
I been really nice to my PL team lately lol. They said they will place me on their 'protecive scrolls' for when they launch their offensive.
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marry me?
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Hmmmm. I don't see Lexi in the Liza Minelli gay mustache line. Maybe you should lower your sights some, Blacky.
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"I think that just may have been the Taco Bell.
If someone giggled, I'm happy."
I thought the same thing, but still giggled when I read your post.
I wonder if the world would implode if there was such a thing as a French speaking mime. Fortunately, God foresaw this problem and made it so that mimes cannot speak. At least they took a bullet to ensure that a French speaking mime never could come into existence, which means they are one step above the French. Therefore, I agree with Lexi.
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Lexi u do relize the last time the asians tried to invade us, they got 2 cans of whoop-arse right?
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Is this going to be the great rickshaw invasion of 2018?
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When did asians try to invade?
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1941
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Oh, Pearl Harbor?
I don't consider that an 'invasion' but rathers an attack. I consider invasions as an attack with means to occupy not cripple or nullify.
I doubt the Japanese had the ability to launch a full 'invasion' with the manpower they had.
I consider invasions like... Nazi's in France. America's in Iraq. Those fricken body snatcher aliesns with the pea pods! etc.
But not Japan at Pearl Harbor.
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What about the Hello Kitty or Pokemon invasion?
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I won't comment on that BF. I'm not allowed to release information on the asian invaders.
As fast as they been pl'ing my WoW chars now, my lips are sealed.
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Only a few things in life piss me off, and one of those things is these idiots that take their bicycles and ride on the street while wearing their tight spandex Richard Simmons clothing.
Here I am, minding my own business listening to some kind of relaxing music like Ramstein in the left hand lane forced to look at some anerexic dudes butt through his tight blue spandex while he is on his bicycle in front of me in the turning lane. This pisses me off. With his dorky little helmet with the mirror on it sipping on his bottled Aquafina. Who the hell does he think he is? He's a bicycle not a car. Get off the damn road.
Then the light turns and he starts peddling. Does he ride on the side walk? No. Does he ride on the lil strip next to it that is still considered the road to where I can door whack him like an illegal on a side road? Nope. He stays on the main road going 20 in a 25 mph area depriving me of reaching my normal speed of 35 mph. I'm yelling, I'm cussing, and he waves at me.. we hit the next light... and the most disgusting thing happens.
He says Hello.
Except he doesn't say Hello like a normal person (American) he says Hello in French.
I almost instantly threw up because I have never been so insulted before. Here it was, a French person in front of me saying hello in his ugly language. Looking at me with 'the bulge' next to me, with his lil tard helmet on an oversized skinny BMX... ruining my new song which techno would't cure.
I was so mad. I almost ran him over, but wasn't able to because he made a right turn... which only made me more mad cuz i wasn't able to say crap back to him in the chosen language (English).
afk to throw up I'll write more later.
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Ugh.
Been on any nice bicycle trips lately Dalaaji?
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I won't comment on that BF. I'm not allowed to release information on the asian invaders.
As fast as they been pl'ing my WoW chars now, my lips are sealed.
huh? you lost me.
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In June 1942, Japan took three islands in the Aleutians - Adak, Attu and Kiska. Not much of an invasion, but the yellow man did set foot on our sacred (territorial and not yet stateish) lands. We evicted him with extreme prejudice later. Or he kind of left under the cover of fog after we took back the first one.
http://www.authentichistory.com/ww2/music/19411200_Were_Gonna_Have_to_Slap_The_Dirty_Little_Jap-Carson_Robison.html
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