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12 fresh calf testicles, washed and peeled off the outside skin to reveal the oyster
2 eggs beaten
6oz evaporated milk
2 C Bisquick
Salt and pepper to taste
1C Vegetable oil

In a medium bowel, beat the eggs and add the milk. In another bowel, mix the Bisquick, salt and pepper.

Heat the oil to 350 in a deep skillet.

Dip the oyster n the egg and milk mixture, then in the Bisquick. Drop into the hot oil and fry until golden brown.

Drain on paper towels.

The oysters are not very big, so two per person along with scrambled eggs and hash brown would be just about right.

They taste like chicken gizzards in case you're wondering.

 

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i love chicken gizzards

 

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I do too but they're chewing exercise.

These bad boys need a good sauce. thinking

 

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sick

 

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Substitute chicken livers lokkie. laugh

 

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Terminius_Est posted:
I do too but they're chewing exercise.

These bad boys need a good sauce. thinking


They don't come with their own? Sorry, but if you set it up, I'm going to spike it. happy

 

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Grumble69 posted:
Terminius_Est posted:
I do too but they're chewing exercise.

These bad boys need a good sauce. thinking


They don't come with their own? Sorry, but if you set it up, I'm going to spike it. happy

Oh GOD! I didn't even think about that. You're sick! laugh

 

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Substitute chicken livers lokkie. laugh


sick

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce posted:
Terminius_Est posted:
Substitute chicken livers lokkie. laugh


sick

Ok, gizzards then, I like livers better.

 

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I love chicken livers on toast with a creamy gravy over the top (no sick joke this time).

When done right, chicken gizzards are my all-time favorite organ meat. There were so many fights when I was growing up over who got the gizzard. Unfortunately, many cooks turn them into a rubber grommet by over-cooking them or using too high of a heat.

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce posted:
Terminius_Est posted:
Substitute chicken livers lokkie. laugh


sick

Ok, gizzards then, I like livers better.



sick


Im not sure if the suggestions are getting better or worse.

 

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I helped harvest them many times when I was younger but I never tried eating them.

 

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Fried chicken hearts are awesome.

 

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I haven't had Rocky Mountain Oysters since I was a kid. We would get a batch after my cousin did the harvesting. I liked them.

 

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I'll eat the chicken livers, but not the gizards or the mountain oysters.

 

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