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there were the mods, and they were good... and naughty... and kinky.... and they were two groups, the wominz mods and the mens.

and lo did the kinky moddess Kittynne came onto the world and said "/puddle" and brought forth the oceans and rivers, and rains.

and lo did the triune moddess poptart, channell and foxy say "we needs men." and so were men fashioned to please them and all wominz mods.

and lo did GFN come unto men and said "you needs wominz" and so wominz were fashioned to please men.

and lo did the other mods come forth unto the world and each gave their gifts, animals and plants grew and abounded and a hundred other miracles.

and it was boring.

then the mightiest and greatest of mods Mithan come forth and said "let there be the net" And so the net was born and men and wominz across the world and from every side of the puddles have something to do and they made VN as a holy ground to bask in the magnificence of the mods.

But one mod held back his gift till all others were done. And so Lyndrek came forth at last when all men and wominz were on the net, and with a gleam in his eye and a smirk he said.

"all wominz get in the kitchen and make me some pie!"



SO WHERE IS MAH PIE?!








 

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I want a slice of that pie!

 

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not_talking No pie for Lyndrek

 

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I do NOT see pie.

now git in the kitchen barefoot and make me some pie!

 

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should have been light on the first day so the almighty himself could see how much he screwed us up!

 

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No pie for jou~

 

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I had some pie last night. Lemon pie. It was good.

 

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Kathea posted:
No pie for jou~


PIE!

 

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Make your own damn Pie!

 

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-Poptart- posted:
Make your own damn Pie!


I see a bunch of wominz and wominz mods failing in their duties in making me pie.

don't make me make you go clean my house.

 

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Seeing as I got no mentions, you gets no pie. shame_on_you

 

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you go make Arch some pie.

 

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Clean your own damn house!

Unless of course I get something out of making this pie...

 

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Lyndrek posted:
you go make Arch some pie.



Okay! grin

 

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Clean your own damn house!

Unless of course I get something out of making this pie...


well of course

 

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where is the Mod who made Saab!

 

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Clean your own damn house!

Unless of course I get something out of making this pie...

 

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Lyndrek posted:
-Poptart- posted:
Clean your own damn house!

Unless of course I get something out of making this pie...


well of course



need

more

info!

 

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Lyndrek posted:
-Poptart- posted:
Clean your own damn house!

Unless of course I get something out of making this pie...


well of course



need

more

info!
this!

 

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Lyndrek posted:
and lo did the triune moddess poptart, channell and foxy say "we needs men." and so were men fashioned to please them and all wominz mods.

 

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No pie for lyndrek.


Tomorrow is Mardi Gras, Poppy, are you going to parades?

 

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Afio posted:
Tomorrow is Mardi Gras, Poppy, are you going to show your bewbs @ the parades?

 

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Yep, have plans to attend 4 of the parades downtown grin

I don't live in perverted New Orleans where ppl show their bits to everyone, I live in mobile where Mardi Gras originated. Where it was a family affair long before New Orleans tried to steal it and pervert it! tongue

 

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Heheh sweet...I know nothing about it except it's a huge party, and there are girls who will show 'em for beads....

You know, the important stuff wink

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
Heheh sweet...I know nothing about it except it's a huge party, and there are girls who will show 'em for beads....

You know, the important stuff wink


Wait you're saying there is more to the holiday than that?!

 

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You know, I probably would, if they were some nice beads, cause you have beads, and then you have Beads

 

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You know, I probably would, if they were some nice beads, cause you have beads, and then you have Beads


thinking

 

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UPDATE

I did not show my tater tots and still caught a bunch of beads batting

 

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Lyndrek, they bake you an invisible pie!

 

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Afio posted:
UPDATE

I did not show my tater tots and still caught a bunch of beads batting


So what did you do?

thinking

 

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