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Topic: NO MA'AM

Galdwarf Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly Posts: 14,937 Registered: Feb 27, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,705 User ID: 651,523	Subject: NO MA'AM
	In Homage to the great high school football star Al Bundy: NO MA'AM The organization's goal is to prevent the ascent of female masterhood. While NO MA'AM wishes to prevent the rise of women, the very ideals they stand for (beer, bikinis, and eating) often prevent them from doing much else besides drinking, reading "Big'Uns" magazines, and gorging themselves on snack food. The few actual meetings of NO MA'AM that are shown typically involve getting drunk, initiating new members, and complaining about their wives. NO MA'AM was first featured in the show's eighth season, on November 14, 1993, in an episode titled NO MA'AM (episode #0809). When Al Bundy and friends formed NO MA'AM and took over the show Jerry Springer: The Masculine Feminist. The Ten Commandments of NO MA'AM where made up by Al Bundy who said they came from Ironhead Haynes in the show's eighth season, on May 1, 1994, in the episode titled Legend of Ironhead Haynes (episode #0823). When Al read The Ten Commandments to his NO MA'AM cohorts it was brought to his attention that there where only Nine Commandments, they are: 1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays 2. It is wrong to be French 3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder 4. Lawyers, see rule three 5. It is OK to drive a gas-guzzler if it helps you get babes 6. Everyone should car pool except us 7. Bring back the word stewardesses 8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport 9. Mud wrestling is a sport -----signature----- R 7/27/2003 "Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG) "Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob My ACF boat: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Lilae Posts: 14,952 Registered: Aug 12, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 12,636 User ID: 829,947	Subject: NO MA'AM
	my husband approves of this forum title very much seriously, he owns most of the seasons on dvd. -----signature----- When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~~Mark Twain R.I.P. Kasim, our Persian Prince 02/28/76-02/07/08
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Galdwarf Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly Posts: 14,937 Registered: Feb 27, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,705 User ID: 651,523	Subject: NO MA'AM
	GOOD MAN! -----signature----- R 7/27/2003 "Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG) "Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob My ACF boat: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Arch_Magi Title: The Lord of Chaos Posts: 106,493 Registered: Oct 31, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 102,020 User ID: 733,498	Subject: NO MA'AM
	Reminds me of ... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin (Actually, it wasn't George Carlin, only attributed to him). I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money? And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution? I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years. I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back! -----signature----- (none)
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Draviel Posts: 11,120 Registered: May 21, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,769 User ID: 1,051,142	Subject: NO MA'AM
	lol -----signature----- Mavâ„¢ Free your mind.. You're either pro or you're noob. That's life.
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yab Posts: ???? Registered: ???? Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 0 User ID: 0	Subject: NO MA'AM
	need this icon here -----signature-----
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Kathea Title: meh. Posts: 25,442 Registered: Jul 24, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 24,171 User ID: 825,039	Subject: NO MA'AM
	My boyfriend would approve of this as well. Until I take away the nookie. -----signature----- (none)
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Mangler_SC Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector Posts: 62,003 Registered: Dec 2, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 61,052 User ID: 863,702	Subject: NO MA'AM
	I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. -----signature----- . Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear. -Bou_Te . Soylent CLiKK -- It's PEEEEEOPLEEE
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