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Mod: This battle is complete and the forces of the anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces were successful. But the war is not over! Stay tuned for next time. wink

-Remember. The names outlined in blue represent the anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces. While the names outlined in red represent the evil oppression forces of darkness and pro simian world domination horde . During the 120 minute period that Axeon can edit the thread combatants from both sides may use Quotes / Pictures / Short paragraphs of described tactics / and clever jests to gain points. At the end of the 120 minute period the ref will decide who has won the battle.-

This is not a spam fest. The ref will be judging you on the quality of your posts, not how many you can make in the 120 minute period of time. Any team member who spams posts as quickly as possibly will recieve - 5 points for his / her team.

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"...after the battle and defeat at Cucumbatonia, the armies of the anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces fell back to their castles and strongholds in Ruxalvania to prepare for another assault. AxeonLC and his commanders gathered to them armies and warriors of many lands and races, all of whom shared the common desire for a united Ruxalvania and Cucumbatonia under a free and noble democracy where the people could flourish and live in peace. And most importantly, no -1313-Evil_Homer.

Many months passed as armies were rebuilt and troops trained. And despite knowing he was outnumbered, Axeon led his forces back to the evil lands of Cucumbatonia for a second time...."


Both sides have now brought out the flagships for their naval fleets, and these two ships (named below) are legends throughout the lands of Ruxalvania and Cucumbatonia. Both ships sail at the forfront of their respective armies, and will engage in most deadly naval combat.

ASAOCF = The Totalitarian Tortoise
EOFDPSWDH = The Combat Wombat


The anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces (ASAOCF) =

AxeonLC - High Commander of the anti-oppression forces / eskimo clubbing master
Deceiver112 - Lieutenant Commander Cavalry Division
hunter4444cjv - Infantry Marshall
Trahana - Chief Medical Officer of ground forces (complete with cute outfit)
Never.Winter.Knight - Commander of Ninjas and Stealth Forces.
Halion - Admiral of the fleet (aboard the Totalitarian Tortoise)
loki_d20 - Zoologist / Beastkeeper.
.Sylva. - Quartermaster / Chief Huntress
rotnn - Infantry Corporal (in charge of punching people in the face)
Malik_Gynax - Leader of the Rat Flail Division
Caoilin - Assistant Quartermaster / Huntress
Kah_HG - Beaver Brigadier General
Urfdsers - Agent 009, Master Assassin.
Saeth1 - Chief Tactical Officer of the Totalitarian Tortoise
Kathea - Chief Medical Officer of the Totalitarian Tortoise
-Shenanigans- Second in command of Ninjas and stealth forces.
Lyndrek - Artillery Captain (Archers!).
feidi - Paratrooper Commander
MyahRain - Naval Medical Assistant.





The evil oppression forces of darkness and pro simian world domination horde (EOFDPSWDH) =

-1313-Evil_Homer - High Commander and evil simian warlord
The_Original_Sass - evil lady, armored tank division leader.
LordInsane - A lord who is insanely evil. / Marshall of Infantry
Kestrel - Grand Admiral of the Pirates of the Evil Overlord.
-Sykes- - Evil Medical Assistant...the one without the cute outfit.
Billbo_The_Great - Horde Master (master of the evil horde!)
-Hanafi- - Evil Admiral of the Fleet.
-1313-Evil_Homer's Dog - Canine warfare specialist.
Molly - The divine and powerful.
RoxBox - Evil Quartermaster / Army wardrobe manager.
Gfn_ff - Agent 0012. Master evil spy.
Shavnir - Paratrooper, with an evil looking parachute
Campbell_FF - Beastkeeper / Zoologist
Kaessa - Scottish Barbarian Horde assistant Manager
trylesta - Chief Medical officer of The Combat Wombat
The_Original_Sass - Chief Tactical officer of The Combat Wombat.
spin54 - Diplomat and Negotiator for the evil armies.
princess_sarah - The evil princess, duh.
Synnah - Artillery Gunner / Field Marshall.
--Eloewen-- - The other evil princess / Assassin.
JavaDragon - Paratrooper Assistant Commander





Cheating Attempts (updated until 120 minute time period has passed) =

ASAOCF = 2 (Kathea used a michael jackson picture) (Urfdsers got confused and attacked his own team kinda)

EOFDPSWDH = 2 (Billbo_the_Great used a thimble) (spin54 used a seizure picture)

Ref =

Barrien - because no good war is complete without a ref!



War Barkeep =

ShalisR - everyone needs a drink or two when the fighting gets intense!



Cheerleaders =

Xerintha - because she likes to cheer!
Ldy-Savannah - early morning cheerleader!
caffeino00 - because caffein makes you jumpy
Lynea - rah rah rah!
Gingersnap727 - because more cheerleaders are always needed!
Alystrial - last minute cheerleader!





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The silly simians will fall for certain this time!

 

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Indeed commander Malik! Send in the rat flail division!


 

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Hah, you failed last time, why try again against us?


Especially that Rat flail, man did that division get owned.



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My rat flailers are new and improved. I've seen to it that they learned just how to give their enemy's the plague, while avoiding the plague themselves. Rat flails are something you must be careful with, you know.

 

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applause Go Teams!! applause

 

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PUNCH TO THE FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!

This one's for you, Homer!



 

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Hmph, well that's poor, you JUST got them to learn the thing they should have needed to know to join in the begining!


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It seems that the simians are afraid to face us today!

 

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Indeed, Billbo. They may have plagued themselves last time, but not this time. You're getting bubonic'd beitch!

Death via alliteration.

 

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Unfortunatly the simians may be asleep. If that is the case we will change the rules a bit.

But rotnn's punching division is most cunning. And only billob to defend them now!

 

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How would the rules be changed?

 

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Scared?! Hah, we just dominated you so much last time, we don't feel like it.



And don't worry, we are improved and everyone was vaccinated against the plague.



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Don't confuse inability to retort as being afraid. For there are not enough adjectives in the known, and uknown languages across the universe for the destruction that you are about to face.

(damn you for doing this when I'm at work, I don't have access to my entire arsenal tongue )

 

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Start Praying you do-gooders. EVIL SHALL PREVAIL... again.

 

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Obviously your skills at language are also insufficient, because you can't spelled "unknown" correctly! tongue

 

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I've sent in one of my most skilled assasins.

They are also no match for another of my finest.

 

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"I regret that I have but one life to give for Ruxalvania!"

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One of your assassins is a whore


and the other seems confused



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What's that Spin?

YOU WANT A KICK TO THE FACE???????????????????/

 

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We are evil... we have no sympathy.

 

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We have no sympathy for EVIL! So, the grounds are even.

 

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"....Axeon did watch as Malik's rat flail division and urs's ninjas did wreck havoc among the evil armies. He sent in his cavalry for a flanking maneuver and rushed down the hill with the rest of his troops, seal clubs lashing about him..."


 

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/cheer

lolz

 

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"....as Axeon wiped blood and sweat from his eyes he took a moment to look about him. His forces were engaged in heavy combat, and his fleet was sailing around the corner of the bay, Totalitarian Tortoise in the lead. He watched his samurai armies engage the Scottish hordes once again in vicious hand to hand combat, and smiled grimly as he smashed in another skull with a mighty blow from his seal clubbing club...."


 

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Axeon appears to be watching TV again.



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Babies go down too.

 

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Hey Eskimos! It's the Super Axeon Brothers Super Show!

<themesong>
We're the Axeon Brothers, and clubbin's our game.
We're not like the others who get all the fame.
If your eskimo's in trouble,
You can call us on the double.
We're faster than the others,
You'll get hooked on the brothers!

Yo, you're in for a treat,
So hang on to your seat.
Get ready for some clubbin' and remarkable feats.
You'll meet ninjas, and pirates, the Axeon and the others,
After hangin' with the clubbers,
You'll be hooked on the brothers!
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We will prevail





100 minutes remaining.

 

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at last we will rid the world of the evil tyranny of -1313-Evil_Homer
the ninjas are on their way, or maybe they are already here?



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i'ma run you alllll down maggots.

 

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Our victory party will commence of a feast of Babies


All who want, shall slaughter the anti Simerians for their oppression of uhh monkeys.



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Hey Axeon, you notice how the guy in black won that one? Well black = evil... sorry pal.

 

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The super rat flail has been revealed!

 

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Black is the color of our ninja forces. just btw.

 

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Oh hell no.

YOU UNLEASHED THE FURY

 

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"...Axeon watches rotnn's cunning moves and puts him down for a promotion..."!

 

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Rotnn's fat ninja skills are unstoppable.

 

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more like axeon is having a dream sequence

and do not mistake typos for your devilish pigdog goody two shoed jargin. We are evil, we do as we please like rape your daughters and slap your wives on the ass.

Behold! Mecha infantry attack!











 

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The Horde's secret anti-super rat flail weapon:








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Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.

-Kah_HG at the battle of Cucumbatonia.

 

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Billbo_the_Great posted on 3/12/05 5:28pm
One of your assassins is a whore


and the other seems confused



monkey



Rather one of my assasins has the appearance of a whore and while your petty horny army tries to get close to her she will end them. As for the other one, well, he has a perpetual look of confusion on his face that in turn confuses his enemies.

 

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Ah but alas, Billbo's army are Horde, they have no attraction to humans



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Yes but we have a secret weapon.!



 

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Lets go Evilies...you can do it...you can do it, allll night loooong!!

 

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Silly Billbo. Maybe the pin and needle holder alone, but that thimble... that's blatant cheating right there.

 

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urf should be one to talk about questionable sexuality, he has the word penis in his sig mischief

meanwhile, pirates are too busy getting drunk while our evil ninjas own them with ninjitsu fury!

 

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A THIMBLE HAS BEEN USED!!!


One cheating attempt for the evil guys.


You know thimbles are too powerful to be used billbo, one point against the evil guys.

 

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time to unleash a very specially trained ninja force

 

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The Horde secret anti-super weapon of Axeons:





(BUCKET DOES NOT REALLY LIVE AND WALK)




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In a note addressed to Axeon

Sir Axeon,
I have sent in my most frightening assasin yet, Frank. This giant bunny rabbit will wreak havok from within the EOFDPSWDH

 

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The pirates are too busy getting their eyes poked out.



Thumbs of fury!!!!!

 

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I toss all of my collected fingernail clippings and dirty underwear from the past week at the enemy forces!

 

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Bastards, that thimble was googles fault, it doesn't really exist.


Besides, Gynax cheated too somewhere probably.




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NOONE CAN RESIST



and we have

 

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Reply letter to assassin brigade



Well done, keep infiltrating their forces and taking out their commanders and corporals. Well done soldier!




 

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Thanks for the information, Frank has already been spoted and beheaded.


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the armor is on. retribution is at hand. You had your chance to strike at me while the boxers were own. YOUR DOOM IS INEVITABLE!

BEHOLD! SUPER FORTRESS!



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Those fighters are no match for my tactical nukes!

 

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Well, i'm sorry to ruin the fun, but we all know it's over now.... He's on our side.

 

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Hah! Weak. Is that the best you can do? This guy is more powerful than he can possibly imagine!

 

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We also have: !!!

Be afraid!

 

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Yeah, you're very tactical with your nukes..






It appears the rat flail divisions leader couldn't release his nuke and cheated by riding a nuke, thats a rule, it is , really!

Its in the book.



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He'll stain the hell outta your clothing. Beware.

 

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Billbo is wrong! None of my men have been seen riding their nukes. Those are full scale, too.

TACTICAL nukes are launched from cannons, and that one is obviously dropped from a B52. Who's weapons are these, eh?

 

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"....and Axeon watches as his Samurai drive the scottish back into the castle, he was most pleased. Turning his infatry towards the enemies cavalry he ordered them to drop their swords in exchange for long spears to impale the evil horsies..."

 

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One oppressor is already on the run!!!

 

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Stop hidding it, if you read the side of the Nuke, it clearly States MALIK GYNAXS NUKE


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Yeah, but this makes nukes cower in fear...

 

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Michael Jackson is known to be a child molestor, -1 points to Axeons team for cheating! Sorry Kathea

 

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The side of the nuke cannot be seen.

Therefore it cannot be used as evidence.

 

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did you know this chick is a ninja?

































well shes not, but this guy that just snuck up behind you while you were staring at her is.

 

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Go Team...........Go! dancing ASAOCF = The Totalitarian Tortoise dancing














 

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And the battle rages.... in duct tape and bungies apparentely.

 

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Good thing the HOrde didn't fall for that trick, and your ninja has now been consumed.


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Damn. sad But he's evil, it should count for something.

 

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77 minutes remaining in the war.

 

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Raaa, raaa, rEEEE!!

 

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your lack of knowledge about the super fortress is apparent. It has a shielding system that prevents nukes.

Also there is nothing tactical about nukes. It's used for people with lack of aim. However it's good for destroying mass population. Which makes me wonder just how good you are!

 

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I still have my army of FOTM valkyn savages at least.







 

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".....Axeon stops to give his army some rations...."



 

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Chop chop!
Dice dice!
Show dem evils, ninjas be Nice Nice!



(and to be fair, one for the evil team)

Arg BOOM!
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Blow up the sneakies in the ROOM!

 

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AxeonLC posted on 3/12/05 5:57pm
Michael Jackson is known to be a child molestor, -1 points to Axeons team for cheating! Sorry Kathea



Innocent until proven guilty, and he hasn't been proven guilty yet! Though his behaviour and Conan last night was...interesting. But I think it should be +2 points to Axeon's team for mislabeling a valid attack as a cheat!

 

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Billbo watches over as he sends his hordish army to ravage and consume (as in eat, yes.) the cheerleaders cheering on the war


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A direct attack on the enemy forces! Quite some damage, too.

 

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Guybrush Threepwood pwns monkeys



and zombie pirates.

 

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hahahahaha, we blowed up yer zeplin.

 

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we had a zeplin?!

 

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We sank your ship on our icebergs.

 

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Yeah uhh.. The Horde has zepplins


And that didn't happen to us , crazy



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Also there is nothing tactical about nukes. It's used for people with lack of aim. However it's good for destroying mass population. Which makes me wonder just how good you are!

A well placed tactical nuke can pave the way for rat flails to finish the job. Your lack of knowledge about rat flail combat is apparent!

 

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Go ASAOCF Go!
































 

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Since Kathea didn't post a caption


Billbo will tell you, its obviously a quick drawing of what happened to Gynax's rat flail division, 1/7 of them are commiting suicide.




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orders his sharpshooters to shoot down axeons samurai, then orders

silly samurai. you shall have your honor in your defeat

 

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Fool! That's the diversion while my rat flails plague your horde!

 

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Quite cheerleader, learn to read! You're dead!


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Peaks in


Bring it on!

 

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Billbo_the_Great posted on 3/12/05 6:07pm
Since Kathea didn't post a caption


Billbo will tell you, its obviously a quick drawing of what happened to Gynax's rat flail division, 1/7 of them are commiting suicide.




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It was actually the surprise at losing a zeppelin we never had. plain

 

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........Yesterday, March 12th, 2005, a date which will live in infamy, the United Armies of Ruxlvania was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the evil empire of Homer.........."

 

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Don't you remeber!? We were vaccinated against the plague, you have no effect!



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sorry I refute your claim on the combination of rat flails and nukes to be a valid combo attack. The blast radius of the nuke is far too great to allow the rat flails to even get close enough in time. Besides the veratech fighters and emmense firepower from my mecha brigades will decimate such a paltry force.

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NOW I'M MAD

 

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Oh and to LordInsane....

 

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Hah. I poisoned your vaccines while your medical team slept thanks to working as a team with the ninja forces.

You, sir, have been combo'd.

 

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hey hey hey

 

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"....and the aged seal clubber stood atop the mounds of his dead, and that of the enemy, and he glared at the advancing fresh troops from Cucumbatonia.. He roared for his reserves to be brought into the fight as he hurled himself against the advancing shields of the enemy infantry, his clubs leading the way as he *club club*'d with all the eskimo skills of the north!..."


"Don't one of you fire until you see the whites of their eyes."!



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Cmon boys you can do, put some real evil into it!!!

 

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Good thing we decided to test those vaccines, found they were poisioned, and gave them to your army through the use of the rogues of our horde.


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My rat flailers have natural immunity to the disease. Owned!

 

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Ah well, you must of realized something was wrong when you had it


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My poisonous bannana liquor has been successfully delivered!

 

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Send in the reserve samurai!

 

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It appears we are evenly matched.

I challenge you to a one-on-one duel in the desert.

Your army vs. mine.

 

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You go boyth and girth! wooo!

 

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"Axeons watches as his sneaky pirates plant explosives on the enemy flagship and run away, blowing part of it up"


 

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Rat flail divison has no might against the Orc in a one on one fight!


We have mighty tactics, despite our savage looks.



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Someone call for a nurse batting

 

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now you've gone and made mario mad

click me

 

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The illusion of good is a deceptive tactic for the Evil's you know.

 

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Trahana posted on 3/12/05 6:18pm
Someone call for a nurse batting







...............MEDICCC!!!!!!!! blush blush

 

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Are you too chicken to accept the challenge?

 

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Runs in with her cheerleading crew........and lets out some loud cheers for our Team...................



We will prevail..........we WILL WIN!



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i'd like to add that being at work I've received a few security violations while trying to find pictures suitable for the fight. Therefor due to the nature of this I will no longer be searching for suitable visual eye candy of the power from my brigades.

With that said..

I use my leverage of working at a bank to ensure all of your credit bureau scores are so abyssmal you cant even be loaned a quarter to call your mom

 

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Funny, Billbo was playin' Halflife and one guy Yells out "FIRE IN THE HOLE"

An explostion happens in the distance


the same guy yells out "MEDICCCC"


Must have been Axeon, nice grenade, sir.
You were followed by getting shotguned in the face



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Of course, he's afraid i'll run through the streets in a batman uniform blasting everyone with limehelmet kitty laser eyes.

 

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spin54, you are way too...


 

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Trah sneaks over and distracts Homer's forces

 

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I'll bet you all wondered what happened to Kestrel. batting

 

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Afraid?! Hah. Billbo forgot to accept

Ya noob



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My vampire squid hordes are hungry for evil meat.

 

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ooo la la!

Sorry hun but..

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Smacks Trah...distraction diverted!! Go, go, go!

 

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Phear the reinforcements!!

 

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As stated many times, women distract no Horde member, as they hate humans


That human was devoured as well



And to Kathea, you were cooked and formed into a turkey, then eaten by Sesame Street?



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You call me EMO???? You are THE BANANA NOW PAL.

 

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Billbo_the_Great posted on 3/12/05 6:23pm
As stated many times, women distract no Horde member, as they hate humans


That human was devoured as well



And to Kathea, you were cooked and formed into a turkey, then eaten by Sesame Street?



monkey



No, Kestrel was. I remembered a caption this time. angry

 

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"Axeon blows up spin54's keyboard"

 

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Oh, well..

YOu made a typo, you meant yourself..



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DeaR ASAOCF,

wE hAvE YouR cAREbeAr. We deManD tEh WIN RigHt noW.

lOVe, EvIL

 

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I didn't make a typo, you're just lysdexic. shame_on_you

 

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Dear evil guys.

The carebear is a victim of war, it will understand.

Sincerely, your enemys.





And we have angry babies


 

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the plan has worked, the dynamite package designed to look like a carebear is in the enemy camp ...

 

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Am not, all names that start with K are now you



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sigh you lack the tactical expertise to overcome us. Your lack of foresight and thought processes, not to mentioned a combined braincell count of 20 stand no chance.

I'm sorry but your commander should walk across the battlefield, bend over, and kiss his own arse and apologize for this feeble attempt of a fight.

 

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the battle rages on as the death toll continues to rise...



 

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I've gone on a full scale assault against the enemies leaders.








PREPARE TO PERISH

 

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Our victory feast will be of those babies, they are of no match.



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Dear nice wussies,



ktnxbye

 

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I hear that Axeon of LC is 7 feet tall! He will slay the enemy with fireballs from his eyes! And bolts of lighting from his arse!






Spin 54 used the seizure picture, that is cheating. One more cheating attempt for the bad guys!

 

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This is MAH ISLAND!

 

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hah little do you know about your own force. By using anime you make AxeonLC weaker. because he dislikes anime. It is like kryptonite to him!

YOU ARE HEREBY THRUST VECTORED!!!!

 

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Axeon likes Love Hina and Angelic Layer.




owned.

 

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Homers evil forces will burn!


 

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I know he dislikes the anime. However, they are great assasins! And so he will accept them

 

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Meanwhile, Kath and Urf take a quick break to catch up on the news of Homer's pending defeat.

 

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As Molly sleeps through the war, she dreams about the death of vast numbers of the ASAOCF army, and as a Goddess, these dreams come to reality just for fun.


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NO CHANCE...

 

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Gimmie a e...

E!

Gimmie a v...

V!

Gimmie a i...

I!

Gimmie a l...

L!

Whats that spell...

EVIL!!

One more time....

EVIL!!!

 

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"...Axeon, watching his armies locked in mortal combat around him, decides to send in the beaver brigade!!!!!!"




 

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Captain Planet owns!

 

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oh, so the axeon is a big fat waffleheaded liar in his other thread about not liking anime. Clearly the forces of good are twofaced, and thus should just be merged into the forces of evil.

I think this battle has become, who is more evil. There is no good force! They are all tainted!

 

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beavers are vicious!






No, Axeon only started liking them today, so neener neener neener neener neener NEENER

 

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Kathea posted on 3/12/05 6:33pm
Meanwhile, Kath and Urf take a quick break to catch up on the news of Homer's pending defeat.




She's so tiny

 

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Axeons team failed to realize what team Urfdsers is on

Obviously they cheated to forget.


Gynax edited.



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The beaver brigade is useless. They sent our secret ally this valentine.

 

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Billbo_the_Great posted on 3/12/05 6:36pm
Axeons team failed to realize what team Urfdsers is on

Obviously they cheated to forget.



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If your goal was to confuse me, you have achieved said goal.

silly

 

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Beavers dont love Vanilla Ice, silly. Beaver brigade only loves one man.


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i see your beaver (innuendo intended) and raise you a hippo

 

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Billbo thought Axeon liked Cowboy Bebop, too?


yes he is on your team, but if you saw Gynax's post before the edit, he thought he was on our team

Gynax thereby edited, therefore cheating!!!!



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the wombats are coming!!

 

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Halion has unleashed the wombats!!!!! OHS NOESSS!!!! grin





I like cowboy bebop too, some of it.

 

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Well then I we must pull out our special forces unit and eliminate all that is beaver.

 

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One more cheating attempt registered by Billbo against Urfs.

 

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the forces of good unite agains the fiend known as -1313-Evil_Homer

 

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the womabts will teach the scurvy dogs a lesson , but beware of the water!!

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AxeonLC posted on 3/12/05 6:38pm
Beavers dont love Vanilla Ice, silly. Beaver brigade only loves one man.


Urfdsers - Agent 009, Master Assassin. (AXEONS TEAM shock )



I know that. You know what!

EVIL TEAM GO DOWN!

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The beavers ignore spin54's attack and continue to scare the citizens of Cucumbatonia!

 

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observation note, there is a severe lack of people here for both parties. I feel like I'm spamming tongue

 

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*Unleashes her wrath against the forces of evil*




 

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/begins to try to lure the EVIL team........ love

 

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LordInsane posted on 3/12/05 6:43pm
observation note, there is a severe lack of people here for both parties. I feel like I'm spamming tongue




I said 5pm dude sad I cant help it if no one shows up.


30 minutes left.

 

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Doctors conclude the leader of the evil forces is not the brilliant tactitian once thought to be.


 

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The evil team is hard to distract. Good luck with that Svannah.


Watch out for Alys - she smacks hard plain

 

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That just means I win. Well me and the Fraggles.

 

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It's ok I'm not scurred......I'll break out my "big" girls if need be! grin

 

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Ah, they try the women attempt again


HOrde . hates. humans.

Female humans. DONT. WORK. FOr the last TIME!


Those cheerleaders were also devoured




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BIG GIRLS!!! shock

 

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Maybe this will entice the wussie good guys.

 

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intelligence report:
th3y R n3\\`b5 h4h4

survey says!

X X X

You cannot defeat the might of the roflcopter and the lollerskate. All your base are belong to us shall be aired continually on the enemy network as we have hax0red into their communications system. We have also inserted bits of Yanni as well to increase the demoralization of enemy troops.

 

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And the Totalitarian Tortoise engages The Combat Wombat!



27 minutes left. 2 cheating attempts to either team.

 

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i'm yer friend.

 

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But can the evil team be distracted with bewbies?!?1

 

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Yeah well we got our kitty to sniff and make sure you are not lying






Our kitty doesnt like you.

 

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/attempts to lure the Evil side again

 

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Those were some tastey blue footed things


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DATS YOU FOO.

 

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The bunnies know best!

TOS Content - Sorry, All pics and posts must obey the TOS :\

 

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*breaks out the sharpening stone and begins to sharpen sowrd that was hidden in the pom-pom bag...*

 

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Hmph.
Devoured.



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>>But can the evil team be distracted with bewbies?!?1<<

Or how about a cat woman??

 

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Billbo has engorged himself.

 

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SURPRISE!!

http://uploads.edsroom.com/rick20james.jpg

 

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Rat flail regeneration commencing!

Back in action.

 

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Hmph

Billbo has the army of horde behind him, its not like Billbo ate all of them..


well actually, he did, but that was just a snack so far.




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/dances by the evil team revealing a new persona....

 

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And, to further show our desires to conquer all that is Evil, we bring you some, but in no way all, of the Assassin Feline Brigade!

Sparkles - Seduction


Tarido - Gag Kitty


Munchin' and Crouchin' - Stealth Tactics



Laredo - Incursion Specialist


Donovan - Go Getter


Giodar - Torturing


Raph - Professional Tumbler


Achera - Yoga Master


Bubba - Head First Cat


Charles - Animal Trainer


Antoin - Weight Material

 

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Molly uses her Goddess powers to strike down 2/3rds of the rat flail division, leaving them weak for attack.


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"....Axeon watched as the robot armies of LordInsane destroyed his cavalry, and he was filled with righteous rage. Roaring in fury the old eskimo did lead a counter-charge against the enemys cavalry and drove it under with his mighty Beaver Brigade and rat flail division..."

 

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More cheating! The Gods are not allowed to interfere with man's battles!

His Lordship Zeus proclaimed so himself!

 

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this is how to distract the women and make the men cry


 

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The evil oppression forces of darkness and pro simian world domination horde (EOFDPSWDH) =

-1313-Evil_Homer - High Commander and evil simian warlord
The_Original_Sass - evil lady, armored tank division leader.
LordInsane - A lord who is insanely evil. / Marshall of Infantry
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Molly - The divine and powerful.


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*watches the pretties with sick determination as she puts her wetsone back in her bag...
Checks the edge of her blade and picks a target...*

 

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Is this a TOS boo boo?

 

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How can Molly be in the roster? She does not post here.

 

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Molly was punched in the nose by rotnn!




15 minutes folks.

 

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Molly's super powerful shield makes her feel no pain.


monkey

 

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We've found a cleverly disguised power line. Disabling enemy communications!

 

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If Molly is to do battle for the Evil people, then Eskimeus, Lord of Eskimos and genius of seal clubbing must fight for us!

 

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*arrives in her new "gear"


*bats eyelashes awaiting... a wrong move from an evil cheerleader!*

 

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LOL Spin! The bunnies at least had SOME clothes on! tongue

 

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Kah_HG has destroyed the enemy power lines!


Unleash the biological warfare!

 

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it is time to take out the horde, they stand no chance against paladins!

 

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ataaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

 

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We've forgotten yet another specialized assassin, Honkey Magoo! Watch as he humps the legs of the enemy to death!!!

 

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Send in the magicians to turn them all into toads!

 

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Walter and Perry are awesome. shock

 

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Yeah, but you could see through those clothes. You can't see anything you don't see at a public pool there. Which is still kinda gross.

 

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Paladins are a bunch of noobs!


All they can do is use cheap shields , its cheating

Though when Molly does it, it's Divine.



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We stole Molly's divine sceptre and ate it!

 

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Infiltration by one of our Enforcer Canines has led to some disturbing photos of Homer's methods of training for his attack beasts ! sad

 

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*stands guard, awaiting the next pretty to try and distract her team...*

Get'em boys!! Go Evils!!

 

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The beavers like to gloat

 

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Paladins are pansies.

These buggers take you all out instantly. I declare.

 

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biological warfare at it's most potent

 

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We have beavers and wombats, you've got nothing!






9 minutes until the war is over!

 

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Another useless trooop decimated.

 

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We do have proof of something at least.

 

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We have secret tactics.

 

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send in the snipers

 

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*buffs up and grabs more troops (errr cheerleaders wink )........I don`t scare quite that easy....lines up her gals!









 

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Time to bring in the pre-historic beavers!

 

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I think the fact that Homer, nor Kestrel have shown up that my assasins were succesful.

 

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holy crap thats a big beaver!!!!!!





5 minutes.

 

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Axeon, remeber the stealthy platypus!! when you arent looking is when it attacks!!

Go my pretties...Papa Smurf your god will reward you!!

 

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Homer posted once so far, Kestrel is probably on a raid. Or on someone's table for Thanksgiving.

 

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GRRRRR

 

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Barrien posted on 3/12/05 7:13pm
Homer posted once so far, Kestrel is probably on a raid. Or on someone's table for Thanksgiving.



Ah right, he posted a picture.

Well...that he hasn't posted again, proves that my assasins did their job!

 

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*assumes battle position and calls her squad to the line...*

 

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/lies in ambush.



 

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to give a warning to the enemy



to use our sweet catapult on their castle


to use our catapult!

 

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TIME IS UP THE WAR IS OVER! ANY POSTS AFTER THIS POINT WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE COUNTERIZING

TIME IS UP THE WAR IS OVER! ANY POSTS AFTER THIS POINT WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE COUNTERIZING
TIME IS UP THE WAR IS OVER! ANY POSTS AFTER THIS POINT WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE COUNTERIZING
TIME IS UP THE WAR IS OVER! ANY POSTS AFTER THIS POINT WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE COUNTERIZING
TIME IS UP THE WAR IS OVER! ANY POSTS AFTER THIS POINT WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE COUNTERIZING




The ref is tallying the points

 

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Barrien posted on 3/12/05 7:13pm
Homer posted once so far, Kestrel is probably on a raid. Or on someone's table for Thanksgiving.



that'd be one tough old buzzard...drumstick anyone?

 

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At least no one got Kestrelated, and that's all we can ask. plain

 

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The ref got it all right? I'm glad I wasn't ref this time. This war was bigger... in the sense of posts, but not as many people it seemed.

But good job to the cheerleaders.

And which ever way the tide turns. The Anti-Homers can put there lips here...

 

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Good job all! That was hella fun! dancing

 

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Yeah, that was good! /e waits for ref.

 

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I once saw someone get Kestrated, wasn't a pretty sight sad

 

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WE WIN. WE WIN. WE WIN.


just practicing.

 

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what a battle it was

 

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applause Good job to all! applause

 

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I wanted to use the John and Yoko pic. /cry.

 

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Sorry, I win that war too.

 

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I concluded that nintendo DS's are teh suck. Pointless. What a waste of time and energy.

 

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THE DUST HAS SETTLED, THE BEAVERS ARE QUELLED, AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

Here is how this one got called(Refs comments are bolded)

+1 ASAOCF - Malik_Gynax - "rat flails"

+1 EOFDPSWDH - spin54 - Praying Cat that Won't Imbed for Me Not everyday you see a cat trying to pray.

+1 ASAOCF - Malik_Gynax - " <themesong>
We're the Axeon Brothers, and clubbin's our game.
We're not like the others who get all the fame.
If your eskimo's in trouble,
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We're faster than the others,
You'll get hooked on the brothers!

Yo, you're in for a treat,
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Get ready for some clubbin' and remarkable feats.
You'll meet ninjas, and pirates, the Axeon and the others,
After hangin' with the clubbers,
You'll be hooked on the brothers!
</themesong> " Whoa, an HTML-tagged team song shock

+1 ASAOCF - AxeonLC - Ohh, right in the beanbag!

+1 EOFDPSWDH - spin54 - I used to ride one of these, and they pwned.

+1 ASAOCF - rotnn - Owned.

+1 EOFDPSWDH - LordInsane - "Behold! Mecha infantry attack!"

+1 ASAOCF - Urfdsers - "Rather one of my assasins has the appearance of a whore and while your petty horny army tries to get close to her she will end them. As for the other one, well, he has a perpetual look of confusion on his face that in turn confuses his enemies." Because I could see Ninja's doing that. And it working.

+1 ASAOCF - AxeonLC - I almost fell out of my chair at this laughing :P

+1 EOFDPSWDH - -Alystrial- - "Lets go Evilies...you can do it...you can do it, allll night loooong!!" Props for the movie quote.

+2 ASAOCF - -Shenanigans- - TMNT > *

+1 EOFDPSWDH - LordInsane - "the armor is on. retribution is at hand. You had your chance to strike at me while the boxers were own. YOUR DOOM IS INEVITABLE!" He has a point, you guys missed an oppertunity.

+1 ASAOCF - -Shenanigans- - "well shes not, but this guy that just snuck up behind you while you were staring at her is." Tactics FTW

+1 ASAOCF - Ldy-Savannah - Embeds hate me today sad Hawt cheerleaders = win

+1 EOFDPSWDH - spin54 - Duct Tape pwnage.

+1 ASAOCF - Kathea - "I still have my army of FOTM valkyn savages at least. " Made me remember the old days in Emain :P

+1 EOFDPSWDH - Billbo - " Billbo watches over as he sends his hordish army to ravage and consume (as in eat, yes.) the cheerleaders cheering on the war" You just don't get more evil than that.

+1 ASAOCF - AxeonLC - "........Yesterday, March 12th, 2005, a date which will live in infamy, the United Armies of Ruxlvania was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the evil empire of Homer.........." +1 for the historical quote!

+1 EOFDPSWDH - -Alystrial- - Do I need to explain this one? drooling

+1 EOFDPSWDH - spin54 - PANCAKE BUNNY!

+1 ASAOCF - Trahana - Again, need I say anything? drooling drooling drooling

+1 ASAOCF - Kathea - I'll bet you all wondered what happened to Kestrel. wink " Kestrel. Got. Owned.

+1 ASAOCF - Halion - "the plan has worked, the dynamite package designed to look like a carebear is in the enemy camp ...' Ahh, trickery at its best!

-1 ASAOCF - Urfdsers - " If your goal was to confuse me, you have achieved said goal." Admitting the enemy achieved something.

+1 EOFDPSWDH - spin54 - I stand corrected. THIS is the most evil thing possible >< Props for being thoroughly evil!

+1 EOFDPSWDH - LordInsane - "You cannot defeat the might of the roflcopter and the lollerskate. All your base are belong to us shall be aired continually on the enemy network as we have hax0red into their communications system. We have also inserted bits of Yanni as well to increase the demoralization of enemy troops." ROFLCOPTER, LOLLERSKATES

+1 EOFDPSWDH - spin54 - "http://uploads.edsroom.com/rick20james.jpg" This made me fall out of my chair laughing, plus it's pretty evil shock

+1 ASAOCF - loki-d20 - "And, to further show our desires to conquer all that is Evil, we bring you some, but in no way all, of the Assassin Feline Brigade!" Kitties = Win

+1 EOFDPSWDH - -Alystrial- - "*assumes battle position and calls her squad to the line...* " Hawt chicks never get old, do they? Especially not squads of them shock


AND THE FINAL SCORE IS:

ASAOCF: 14
EOFDPSWDH: 13

AND THE ASAOCF PULLS OFF A STUNNING VICTORY BY THE SKIN OF THEIR TEETH!

Was a good fight guys, really close, I had fun reading it happy

 

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dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing

 

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Victory is ours! grin

 

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there was much rigging going on in here! I laid down a few damn good quotables!

 

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WTF? No points for ?

Biased ref IMO tongue

 

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sore losers.

 

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Yay dancing


Good call ref!!1

 

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There was a lot of things I *could* have counted, and didn't, for both sides :P

And Sykes, I am biased towards teh ladies :P

 

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Barrien posted on 3/12/05 7:42pm
And Sykes, I am biased towards teh ladies :P
Can't argue with that laugh

 

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wait until the trifecta of sass/sheyla/kaessa show up. much biased action towards the mod will happen!

 

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This is the most true picture EVER right now.

 

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Darn...one pt!!!

*tear*



Lets go girls!! We'll get em next time...

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yes, glorious victory! dancing I hear the winners get chicks love

 

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At least I made up for my cheating with valkyn savages and Kestrel feast. mischief

 

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BAH! I had a fam thing, and I missed it.! cry

 

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WE LOST BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR(edited spelling... silly) SILLY FAM THING? you don't get to play in the sandbox tonight.

 

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there we have it one all!!

will there be a decider?

will we have more women?

will evil be able to rear it's ugly head again (ok, so I'm biased wink )



 

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I demand a female ref next time.

 

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Hell, I'll ref next time. wink

 

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I gotta agree with a female ref thing next time. That ways I can woo her over mischief

 

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GO GO GOOD TEAM

 

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No biased female refs. You can't have a ref that likes the good team so much that the good team is gonna win even if they don't post at all.

But a biased Evil ref is ok.

 

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shhh devil

 

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The ref is a womanizer.


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lol very nice thread this time. got back from working on / further breaking my car around 730 pst sad too bad.

 

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I just put my entire dash and stereo and door panels and side panels and you name it panels, pretty much the entire car back together today. It was exciting I tell ya, but I got my freaking speakers working that the previous owner didn't bother hooking up.

 

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LOCK IT!

 

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PLEASE

 

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302 this post is


I win I got last post yay

happy sad wink grin batting
confused love blush tongue kiss
shock angry mischief cool worried
devil cry laugh plain raised_brow
angel nerd talk_hand sleep rolling_eyes
sick shhh not_talking clown silly
tired drooling thinking doh! applause
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