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I could have sworn we already focused on Zukey, but looking back through the list, I did not see his name.
Zukey is even more woookified than I am, as seen in the classic cousin It pics.
I believe he lives in Nevada, but lived in Idaho for awhile?
I think he is married too... all I know for sure is that he is a one funny mother Effer.
So give it up Zuk, what do you do for a living? Any little Zukes running around? At what age did you decide that being a pirate was right for you?
Any hobbies?
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He be a pirate in real lide. Arrr!!
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Every time I see you focusing on people besides me, I die a little inside.
Zukey's always made me laugh with those art.com things he did, he was the only talented one out of all of us :]
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What Mofo said...about dying inside.
Zukey is the coolest bearded person I've ever had the pleasure of talking to indirectly on a message board.
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Well there are a couple hundred people to go through and I myself only do one focus on a day, so it might take awhile to get through everybody.
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I know his secret!! 
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Do the people that matter. Like me.
Hmm...I think highly of myself it appears.
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Hes sessy!
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I am sure you will get hit at some point.. Its not like its a popularity contest or anything.. I don't pick people that I like or anything like that.. there were a couple of people I already picked on that I don't particularly get along with at all, but I don't play favorites with it. Its just supposed to be for fun and a way for us to get to know each other better..
The phrase familiarity breeds contempt is not really applicable here.. I think if we knew more about each other, we would be less apt to be jackasses except in a humorous way.
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I googled zukey:
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apparently i do too, FOCUS PRZ
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He makes a helluva beer-swilling partner
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/chuckles at the beggars
And people call me an attention whore!! 
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there are levels of attention whoring above and beyond direct supplantation
either way, i've googled 'zukey' like a hundred times, i can never find anything good
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/me waits with baited breath.
zukey! 
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bump to keep this up top... He probably won't be around for another couple of hours...
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I idolize Zukey
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Wow almost off the front page.. you guys are slacking today.
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I get confused when you guys call Zukey "cousin It." Not because I also have long hair, but because my main character in AC was named Itself and everybody called me It or Cousin, lol
I want to here more about Zukey too.
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Who doesn't love Zukey? I mean really...
One of the select few I'd like to sit down and have a few pints with.
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Could pass for a pirate captain IRL
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Ohhhhh zuuuuukkkkeeey.
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Maybe he's still passed out
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Zukey's a cold-hearted hippie. Don't ask me how it works, it just does.
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Lynea posted on 1/6/05 5:17am
/chuckles at the beggars
That makes two of us
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how about we get some nekkid pics on this
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OMG!
Just woke up. Give us a moment to gather our wits.
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us?
are you MSS now?
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Yey! Zukey's here!
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Zukey's a great guy.
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Ok, let's see...
For Reference:
Cousin Itt
Cap'n Zukey
I spawned in Ann Arbor Michigan, 1971ish. Or so they tell me. I can't be sure I was even there.
Only child of an immigrant German mother and a land baron Scandanavian father, condemned to spend the first few years of my life on a farm in the middle of Nowhere, MI. Eventually pardoned, and shipped out to Catholic military boarding school for 8 years. Joy to the world. Right about this time, the old man goes broke.
Enter the Formative Years- Dearborn Michigan Public High School:
Choas. Bedlam. Anarchy. Sensory overload. OMG is that a girl? I had never seen one before. Took a crash course in Social Skills 101. Failed. Developed certain unpleasant and unhealthy habits. Cherish those habits to this day. They opened so many doors. And sometimes I still see the colors, man, the colors. Also picked up the Zukey name here. Because of the tavern. I won't go into details, they are sekrit. 
Tried college. Wasn't for me. Naked chicks were cool, but the hours sucked.
Moved to Iowa City, Iowa (duh) for 18 months. That was cool. Did a lot of nothing, met Camel Jim in Iowa. Possibly the niftiest, shiftiest hippy I will ever have the pleasure to meet. He moved in right next door to me, and OMG the last 6 months I was there was non-stop party. Good ol' Jim, he moved 30,000 hits in a town with 50,000 residents over a 4 day weekend. First time I felt really and truly safe going out in public was that weekend. Feds came a'knockin' on Jim's door on day 5 of that long weekend. I tore off back to Michigan and Jim disappeared. He called me from Arkansas about 6 months later, said he had bought a farm and was growing rocks.
Never actually lived in Idaho, though my old man lives up there now. I got my car registered there, that's about it. Nice place to visit, but wouldn't want to live there. Too cold, they stop serving at 2:00am and all the chicks got fake tits.
Moved to Vegas in '93, because Vegas is, well, Vegas. And the market was good here, bad in Michigan. Still good here. Got a gig working at the Cox Cable, got married, got no kids, thank God, bought a house, got 4 cats, got two other hawt chicks that live with me and pay rent. Life is good.
Eventually going to sell the Vegas house, move back to BFE Michigan, buy a farm, and fall off the face of the Earth. OMG I can't wait.
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LOL vedy interestink.
I grew up not all that far from Ann Arbor myself, but on the south side of the line.
Some day I'll relate my "OMG! I am stepping on babies" Grateful Dead concert story. I think you will relate very well.
So you work for Cox huh? LOL naa too easy.
Nice to Meetcha!
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Next time we swill, bring the missus zukey with ya!
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Riko and Zukey are my kinda people. Hairy, trippy, and like the drinky.
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Zukey hits the funny bone with deadly accuracy.
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LOL Great story, Zukey. Nice knowin' ya. 
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My brain is on fire now.
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Make sure you read this!
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liek amg!
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Id go to Vegas again just to have another beer with the big hairy one in the fairy yellow car.
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Zuke! You cant move from Vegas. Where would we be without our cable guy??? 
Oh, and nice to meetcha.
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I now know everything there is to know about Zukey. I feel like a god almost. Power like Molly.
And I wasn't begging, I was being Wolfgar. I don't really care if I ever get focused on.
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I'd definately love to have Mrs. Zukey in on the next meet, she is a TRIP!
Crap, Armando and I were going to get something rolling sometime this month too. AHHHHH TOO MUCH NOISE IN MY HEAD!!! *cries*
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Zukey is definitely one of the most entertaining acfers
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tag wanna read later 
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I cannot fathom what Mrs. Zukey's icon would be
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brynwen
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id love to meet zukey. huh,didnt realise we were the same age!
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Zell is my pr0n star!!!
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