VN Boards Archive

[VN Boards Archive]

Welcome to the Vault Network forum archive.

This is not a complete archive, time didn't allot us the opportunity to properly backup the majority of the boards deemed "expendable". Most boards on this list have at least 20-40 pages archived (non-logged in pages, 15 topics per page).

Popular boards may have as many as 250 pages archived at 50 topics per page, while others deemed of historical signifigance may be archived in their entirety.

We may not agree with how the board shutdown was managed, but we've done what we could to preserve some of its history in lieu of that.

Please enjoy the archive.
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Topic: My two favorite limericks!

Friarspam Posts: 12,363 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,619 User ID: 1,200,702	Subject: My two favorite limericks!
	There was an old hermit named Dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave. missin' a tit and smellin' like shit, but think of the money he saved! There once was a woman from Garrot, who lived off green apples and snot. when she couldn't get these, she lived from the cheese that she scraped from the end of her twat. -----signature----- My folks went on vacation and all I got was this lousy sig.
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Rhodoman Posts: 81,876 Registered: Jun 14, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 80,454 User ID: 154,069	Subject: My two favorite limericks!
	There once was a man from East Lizes Whose balls were two different sizes One was so small It was no ball at all The other was large and won prizes. Rho -----signature----- Rho is correct. - Varece Venit hiems quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
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