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Subject: After Jesus rose from the grave do you think that he...
tried to stick his wiener through the crucifixion holes in his hands?

I know I would have. That would have been the very first thing in fact.

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Pretty sure I read somewhere in the bible that Jesus was a eunuch. And not the sissy kind of eunuch but a full on no gear kind of eunuch.

 

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Jesus was just a front for Mary Magdalene to spread her message.

She was with John the Baptist before him.

 

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Allstarslacker posted:
Jesus was just a front for Mary Magdalene to spread her message.
Oh she spread something alright...

 

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