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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
Ladies know anyone like this?

MIDDLE-aged men are being chased so much by single women that they are becoming deluded about their sex appeal.
A drought of mid-40s single men, compared with single women of the same age, means they are fiercely pursued, inflating their opinion of their attractiveness.
KPMG demographer Bernard Salt, author of The Big Tilt: What Happens When Boomers Bust and Xers and Ys Inherit the Earth, says the imbalance has created a monster he dubs the “hotness delusion syndrome”.


NOTE: A MAN named this 'syndrome' tongue


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yes, I know a few of these.

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
Jezza_Belle posted:
yes, I know a few of these.


I have the opposite effect.

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
Yeah these pricks come into the bars I like and try to bang the hotties in their 20s.

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
IRL? No.

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
Itab posted:
Yeah these pricks come into the bars I like and try to bang the hotties in their 20s.

What is wrong with that?

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
I serve drinks to dozens of them at work, daily. plain

 

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Where is this happening? I want to move there tomorrow.

 

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I really blame younger women for being in general, total and complete retarded sluts

 

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It is not a delusion if it is true.

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
I have hotness awareness syndrome

 

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A syndrome in males, a way of life in females.

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
In my early 20s, I was a model (and by model I mean 2 whopping jobs)......

now I'm +40, and light years away from it.....


life changes



I'm Ok with it

happy


 

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supply and demand

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
Brandun posted:
In my early 20s, I was a model (and by model I mean 2 whopping jobs)......

now I'm +40, and light years away from it.....


life changes



I'm Ok with it

happy




Is it true most male models had to do some gay sex acts to get a job at one point or other? I've heard that, just wondering if it ever happened to you Brand.

 

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I am the epitome of HDS

 

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-Mithan- posted:
Brandun posted:
In my early 20s, I was a model (and by model I mean 2 whopping jobs)......

now I'm +40, and light years away from it.....


life changes



I'm Ok with it

happy




Is it true most male models had to do some gay sex acts to get a job at one point or other? I've heard that, just wondering if it ever happened to you Brand.


in the early 90's, yes, this was true


Don't know about now...

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
Brandun posted:
-Mithan- posted:
Brandun posted:
In my early 20s, I was a model (and by model I mean 2 whopping jobs)......

now I'm +40, and light years away from it.....


life changes



I'm Ok with it

happy




Is it true most male models had to do some gay sex acts to get a job at one point or other? I've heard that, just wondering if it ever happened to you Brand.


in the early 90's, yes, this was true


Don't know about now...




This makes you sound pretty gay.

 

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A man's gotta eat. chicken

 

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Subject: Are you a man that suffers from 'Hotness Delusion Syndrome'?
Rodriks_Fury posted:
Brandun posted:
-Mithan- posted:
Brandun posted:
In my early 20s, I was a model (and by model I mean 2 whopping jobs)......

now I'm +40, and light years away from it.....


life changes



I'm Ok with it

happy




Is it true most male models had to do some gay sex acts to get a job at one point or other? I've heard that, just wondering if it ever happened to you Brand.


in the early 90's, yes, this was true


Don't know about now...




This makes you sound pretty gay.


I'd bet having a good modelling career in the early 90's washes the taste of cum out of your mouth pretty fast to be completely honest. I remember it being a super lucrative industry at the time in a lot of areas IIRC.

 

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It was far from a good modeling career but I made some money and enjoyed while it was there



 

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IRL? No.


thank you for that.

 

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Sounds less like a delusion and more like the standard lowered...

 

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Ptilk posted:
Where is this happening? I want to move there tomorrow.


Honolulu, helps too if you speak Japanese, the girls come here to get laid one last time before marriage.

 

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Nothing delusional about my hotness.

 

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Obviously

 

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-Mithan- posted:
Itab posted:
Yeah these pricks come into the bars I like and try to bang the hotties in their 20s.

What is wrong with that?


I met a young 20-something year old in the bar the other day and asked here where had she been all my life and she said, "well, for the first 20 years I hadn't been born yet".

 

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I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
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