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Went to the zoo today because my friend's friend works there and snuck us in free. Nice day, shit tons of people there, and like eight hundred thousand strollers, and so many of them are retarded, but also have the strollers empty . Did they lose the kid to the animals or do they have a stroller for their 8yr old?
Plus in the last like 6 weeks, a lion, a snow leopard, a tiger, and a zebra died there so there's basically 1 of each of those left so kind of sucked
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Feral children eaten by large cats and a random zebra?
I like this thread, please post updates.
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I once saw a retarded stroller lick the glass at the reptile house. Like suggestively. I told it to stop being so goddamn inappropriate, you know, 'cause there were kids around, and it just ignored me so I punched it over and over and wondered what sorcery this retarded inanimate object must have been involved in to be able to bleed so much and next thing I know I'm a person of interest in an ongoing murder investigation.
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Having a stroller handy at a place like that is great. It's good for carrying your crap around as well as for tossing the kid in when they get tired, which invariably happens.
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so now its proliferating strollers we have to worry about? not just zombies!?
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
Having a stroller handy at a place like that is great. It's good for carrying your crap around as well as for tossing the kid in when they get tired, which invariably happens.
This. Most kids are going to get restless after being in a stroller for a while and need to get out also. Typically they don't just sit and grin quietly for long periods of time while you push them around. Unless they're drugged. Not that I've tried that with our two children....yet.
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You also could be referring to the pile of empty strollers outside exhibits - a lot of places require you to leave strollers outside, so you end up having to grab the kid(s) and anything that you don't want stolen before entering. Leads to a lot of in and out for the kids (which is super annoying, since once they are out they don't want to go back in..).
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Lots of toddlers get sick of walking after a while.
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Were you at Woodland Park Zoo? I was too! I think I saw you and got you on video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4QxnlauUpE
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No strollers allowed in certain areas I would think. They did that to us at the Camden Aquarium a few years ago for one of the shows. When we came back out, the stroller was gone.
Go figure in Camden, right?
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
Having a stroller handy at a place like that is great. It's good for carrying your crap around as well as for tossing the kid in when they get tired, which invariably happens.
Then why must you be more retarded with it than people at costco and their carts?
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That's how it was as the SD zoo, strollers everywhere with most empty. Bringing a bunch of babies to a zoo sounds like a retarded idea. Warning to other parents: I hate your children
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the_great_intex posted:
That's how it was as the SD zoo, strollers everywhere with most empty. Bringing a bunch of babies to a zoo sounds like a retarded idea. Warning to other parents: I hate your children
You're not thinking environmentally.
Babies are the perfect food for carnivores at the zoo.
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Hawkson posted:
the_great_intex posted:
That's how it was as the SD zoo, strollers everywhere with most empty. Bringing a bunch of babies to a zoo sounds like a retarded idea. Warning to other parents: I hate your children
You're not thinking environmentally.
Babies are the perfect food for carnivores at the zoo.
Oh trust me, I am thinking about that quittteee often when I am at the zoo 
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LOL @ you losers whose parents never took you to the zoo, now u mad.
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parent's are idiots, if they are still in strollers they wouldn't enjoy the zoo, they won't remember the zoo.
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Fallen_daemon posted:
parent's are idiots, if they are still in strollers they wouldn't enjoy the zoo, they won't remember the zoo.
Clearly you are a seasoned parent.
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ChemEngineer posted:
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parent's are idiots, if they are still in strollers they wouldn't enjoy the zoo, they won't remember the zoo.
Clearly you are a seasoned parent.
this...
are you trying to say a 2-3 year old wouldn't enjoy the zoo? lol That's like the best time to take kids to the zoo. They're learning about all those animals with the toys and stuff they play with. and then they get to go to the zoo and see them live. and at that age, after an hour or so of running around, they want to sit down, but you want to keep moving. So you stick them in the stroller and go on to the next thing.
god some of you are seriously retarded when it comes to kids sometimes.
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young kids require lots of crap especially on long outings and a stroller makes a nice luggage cart.
plus carrying a sleeping two year old gets heavy after a while.
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Yes, when you go someplace that has lots and lots of walking, sometimes you bring a stroller for a 6 year old. They get tired of walking and inevitably it's always on the opposite side of the park from the car.
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TickyAtack posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
Having a stroller handy at a place like that is great. It's good for carrying your crap around as well as for tossing the kid in when they get tired, which invariably happens.
Then why must you be more retarded with it than people at costco and their carts?
People tend to get out of the way and/or make special accommodations for those with strollers. People pushing strollers tend to use them like the cow catchers on old locomotives - to shove others out of their way and to wedge themselves into the front of the pack. I imagine it's a hard habit to break if you just spent the last 3 or so years troubling the public with your screaming, lazy spawn in a stroller at every public place you can find. So when the kid gets old enough to walk, but *might* want the stroller, they bring it along to use for crowd navigation and to get "special treatment". It's the same story with fatties and their little rascal scooters...
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My daughter is 6 years old and when we visit theme parks or zoos we still get her a stroller. As she says, 'Short legs here, guys! Slow down!' If we throw her in a stroller we can make better time.
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TickyAtack posted:
Went to the zoo today because the family of orangutans who raised me in the jungle until I was 5 lives there, but nobody would give me a ride in their stroller. I got really angry and killed a lion, a snow leopard, a tiger, and a zebra, but the zebra was just because I was hungry. I had so much fun.
Nice, I sometimes go to the zoo to throw food at warthogs and watch them wag their tails. They're like miniature fat people.
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
i once shot and killed a werewolf but by the time i got to it the werewolf had turned back into my neighbor's dog
i think i read about that in Reno
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