Author Topic: it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
Anebriated 
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Subject: it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
it's liek that drunken kungfu stuff

 

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Ptilk 
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Subject: it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
I used to think I was just drunk and imagining how awesome I am when I'm drunk.

My very good friend Sarah staged an intervention recently. She brought in a couple of other good friends of mine and they all stated clearly and emphatically that I wasn't just imagining things...I really am a god damn awesome dude when I'm drunk....and they all wonder why I'm such a loser when I'm sober compared to the awesome me I am when I'm drunk.

I think there is something wrong in my brain chemicals or something, and the full extent of my power is only accessible when I'm so messed up I don't remember to doubt myself.

It's a topic worthy of pondering. Could it be that the me I am when messed up is the me I would be better off being all the time? HOLY CARP! That's some deep ass shit.

 

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Crystal_Knight 
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Subject: it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
I can be me under 1 of 2 conditions....

A. I have been in this environment for a long time, owned it, and shown that I am the best at it!

B. I'm drunk!

It sucks because me is so WTFAWESOME...but I spend so much time being....I don't even know who I am half the time, because I know my potential but I keep acting like....

 

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how to act without deciding: cool

 

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Subject: it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
If every second of my life was as wonderful as those fleeting seconds that happen right when I'm exactly at the apex of drunk/sober......I'd be the king of the god damn world.

Some people think it's sad that drunks keep doing the same stupid shit over and over again.....

I think that the wonder and perfection you get for 3 seconds if you are lucky is worth the 38,000 seconds of hell you get after it.

 

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