Author Topic: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
Manegarm 
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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
... When you loose your keys to your condo and have to call a locksmith to f'k up your door for a exuberant amount of money at 5am.. Dat feel when you realize that you really have to poop and there is no way to get to your toilet..

Dat moment when the locksmith after an hour of brute force has gotten your door open and you run in and basically poop your own weight, with an open door and a busted front door with the locksmith looking at the door lock and trying to figure out the new piece to get while you're basically giving birth on the toliet a few meters away .

.. There really should be some decorum for this.

and I'm never going out again!

This is basically what you get for answering the call of your cousin at around 24.00 sad

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
Epic night, I know it sucks now...but with a little aging, it will be a fond memory and ready fuel for discussions with others about how wonderful it was to drink back in the day.

Messed up crap+time = every good time I ever had in my life.

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
Ptilk posted:
Epic night, I know it sucks now...but with a little aging, it will be a fond memory and ready fuel for discussions with others about how wonderful it was to drink back in the day.

Messed up crap+time = every good time I ever had in my life.


Hmmm I just want to go to sleep, still have to wait for the locksmith guy to get the right lock for the door.. motherf'ker..

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
Should have just got a hotel room for the night. I bet your keys show up in the morning.

Whatever, at least you are in and your poop is out....and not in your pants.

Get some more sleep, it will be OK in a few hours and after some food and coffee.

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
did you throw up on your keyboard and render the letters "T" and "H" useless?

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
Get yourself a set of spare keys for your car and your place.

Always put your keys in the same place every day.

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
What kind of locksmith doesn't just open the lock instead of destroying the door?

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
A bad one?

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
__Bonk__ posted:
A Swedish one?

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
Most likely his keys are in one of his suits or in the secret compartment in his custom underwear

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
haha that sucks

 

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Manegarm 
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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
win some loose some.. plain

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
i woke up at 2 am with the hot poops after drinking bloody marys all day plain

 

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Subject: Dat moment when you realize that going out drinking was a bad idea.
yeah those are the worst, shooting fireballs like mario brothers :/

 

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