Author Topic: Here is something some of you may remember. OT
Achim_LC 
Title: Knuckle Dragging Thug
Posts: 23,430
Registered: Jan 20, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 22,708
User ID: 620,574
Subject: Here is something some of you may remember. OT

ChrisL, to Pierson..."Don't ever call me 'baby' again, Troop!".
ChrisL..."Them's eatin' kittens!".
ChrisL..."I wish ignorance was painful..."
Cyril..."I accidently broke the sky.".
Danob..."Meat puppet...".
DaveJ..."Go away, Paperclip!".
DaveJ..."My people killed Magellan.".
DaveJ, proud Filipino..."Man, your desktop isn't artistic - it's just weird!".
DaveJ, to Jesse..."Jesse, come over here and tell me if you think I'm still alive.".
DaveJ..."How do I set this to unscrew?".
DaveJ, Bob Vila of Turbine..."Dot-zip, dot-zip.".
DaveJ..."We don't want people to get shafted by a bigger and harder prop.".
DaveJ..."The way I originally specced Hollow Minions, they would have been lawnmowers against the mage population.".
DaveJ..."Merry's on Darktide right now. He's at 30% vitae, been stripped of all his armor, and he's being chased across the Direlands by some guy who keeps telling him, 'I love Split Pea!'".
DaveJ..."We're not going to Gertarh the Jitte.".
DaveJ..."Thank you, rel..J.iably-spawning Gigas!".
DaveJ..."Thirty seconds of fix, forty minutes of b-tching.".
DaveJ..."Seeing those Small Shadow Children is embarrassing. They're like those paintings of Jesus done before Renaissance artists discovered proportion.".
DaveJ..."If I had a superpower, it would be to make people realize how stupid they are.".
DaveJ..."Where's my body? Oh yeah, it's the flat thing in front of the Obeloth.".
DaveJ..."I just think the guy with the big, clanking pants should do the most damage.".
DaveJ..."Think of Elliot as god - a benevolent but distant presence.".
DaveJ..."He's not just a tool, but man's simplest tool. A wedge.".
DaveJ..."Must... not... destroy... content team...".
Deb (QA Lead)..."Your little words are nothing compared to my Glock.".
Elliot..."Death is rather instant.".
Elliot..."God, please strike this computer down.".
Elliot..."Have one of those potato powered brains...".
Elliot..."Oooo, muffin fantasy... so light and fluffy...".
Elliot..."This is the best ..K.game ever!".
Foster, playing the demo of Hot Wheels Crash..."Laughing or weeping? Hard to tell!".
Foster..."You can't kill an Olthoi with a fish. Which is a lesson I think we should all learn.".
Foster..."I'm not naked! I've got backup emergency stylish pants!".
Foster..."You know, I don't mean to be mean about this, but the words that are popping into my head are 'Locutus of Dork.'".
Foster (admiring the MS Game Voice headset)..."It may only be a pair of shoes and a cookie, but we will 0wnz0r and r0x0r it.".
Foster..."We listen, we learn, we adapt. I'm growing thumbs as we speak.".
Foster..."Aw, you made her curl up like a little boiled shrimp!".
Foster..."I couldn't find its groin, but I thought kneeing it might help anyway.".
Foster..."Cats are great receptacles of misplaced dignity.".
Foster..."There is no part of the human that is nailed to the floor.".
Huxter..."You're a moron! You shouldn't be selling anything but McDonald's fries!".
Huxter..."After reading (this), if I had ..K.been drinking coke, I'd have been wiping it off my screen.".
Huxter..."There are a million avenues for weird people to become obsessed. We are but one.".
Huxter..."If a guy can use it to score he'll do it as often as he can!".
Huxter..."I'm waiting for daybreak so I can take a screenshot.".
Huxter..."You don't know what we're gonna do with the old undies.".
Huxter..."Conservation is HARD... so let's not bother.".
Huxter, summarizing the Bush/Cheney energy plan..."If a tree emotes falling in a landblock that is unloading, and no players are logged in to receive the event, does a message still get sent?".
JamesM..."What if Skittles colors were neuro-stimulants, and when you ingested sufficient concentrations you would think in those colors? I bet the berry pack could inspire a lot of creativity.".
JamesM..."Movement is fun, but if I have to wear a silly hat, it's even more fun!".
Jason..."If you can't spell intelligent, does that mean you're not?".
Jason..."I didn't have a cabbage so all..K. we got was orbiting frogs.".
Jay..."That's crazy talk!".
Jesse..."We can script it. It's not a problem.".
Jesse..."Next prop: nerf heaven!".
Jesse..."It's not my fault, I just yo-yo.".
Jesse..."I'm a total salted peanut devil.".
Jesse..."Come, my level four pissants! Mind not the single blow that fells you!".
Jesse, Bastard BASTARD Shadowmastah..."At 40, it's Ebay or PK.".
Jesse..."I'm evil? I'm sweetness and light!".
Jesse..."Oh, that foilsome Ulgrim!".
Jesse..."Hostile work environment!".
Jesse..."Oops, I'm a dirty drunk.".
Jesse..."We've got Azeraphel now! Make him your cooking b-tch!".
Jesse, to Sarneho..."For ten dollars a month, you do not have the right to talk about my mother.".
Jesse..."Downtime is for b-tches with keyboards.".
Jesse..."I may be an immoral a------, but I'm thorough!".
JohnB..."It's really horrible when you go to shift gears and stick your arm out the window.".
JohnB, resident Brit..."Is that of the squeezable type?".
Josh..."When I think of ca..K.nnon fodder, I think of Elmo.".
Josh..."I'm all about chickens and dynamite.".
JOT..."I've been getting... some reports... of lag. AOL is... fixing the internet... for us... I love... AOL... I've got... mail...".
JOT..."I'm a good person!".
JOT..."Can you imagine if the MMP community was like Fight Club? We would control so many burger joints...".
Justin..."Without the sky, time would never change.".
Kujo..."Even our backplot includes a buggy mage: 'Cool new portal technology! Ack! Bugs! Bugs!'".
Asheron (or Kujo, explaining away buggy server tech)..."Don't break Elliot, because he doesn't unbreak.".
Lee..."Ooo, spank the Play-Doh!".
Lee..."Would you like some applesauce and barbituates?".
Lee..."I just ate the rhino's a--. Mmm, so tasty...".
Lee..."No, waffles just remind me of porn.".
Lisa..."I'm starting to think of Brookline as a place full of doctors and Tai Chi people.".
Lisa..."Aw, no fun... She fell right over!".
MattF, watching Black Ferah at Kara..."I don't see how an..K.yone could be addicted to their dreams when the image quality is so low.".
MarkL..."I'm a squishy mage.".
Patricia..."Save the mage! Save the mage! Ow!".
Patricia..."I don't have a problem with druids, I have a problem with freaks. (to ChrisL): Except you.".
Patricia..."I'm having so much problems with aphasia lately.".
Patricia..."You suffer from male pattern blindness.".
Patricia..."What do I do with a Pulsing Lump?".
Patricia..."I was thinking, is this Joan of Arc type? Ha! Archetype! I love my own jokes.".
Patricia..."Wow, 1:17, and already my head is in my hands.".
Patricia, in Spec Hell..."He's got a number of successes under his belt... as a weasel.".
Pete..."This is going to end in crying.".
Pierson..."You're comparing apples and nothing.".
Pierson..."Send me a note about the sphincter and such.".
Pierson..."I like pudding.".
Pierson..."I gave her my heart, and she wiped her hands on the back of my shirt.".
Pierson..."Mmm, tasty water.".
Pierson.."Can you see the el..K.lipsis over my head?".
Pierson..."I've spent the last week telling imaginary creatures how to hit each other with sticks.".
Pierson..."Dance, monkey boy, dance.".
Pierson..."Legal spends a lot of time nipple-spotting.".
Pierson..."If I don't come into work on Tuesday, check Cambridge for a crater.".
Pierson..."The pope abolished Purgatory a few years ago. My first question was, 'What happened to the dead babies?'".
Pierson..."It collapsed like a balsa wood house in the woodpecker fields.".
Pierson..."It would be easier to teach a squid to use a computer.".
Pierson..."If the item is a Container and the Ground Container is full of Containers (i.e., if the number of Containers it contains is not less than its Maximum Containers), it cannot be put in the Container.".
Pierson, in Spec Hell..."Cram it!".
Pierson..."We don't want the emote because the character never actually takes off his underwear.".
Pierson..."There is no PP pool. So is that clear?".
Pierson..."I'm having trouble artic..K.ulating why I'm having trouble following.".
Pierson..."So this guy walks into a portal...".
Pierson..."If you're not on her team, you don't get to bite her.".
Pierson, about Patricia..."A Knight's Tale is 'based on' Canterbury Tales - in much the same way s--- is 'based on' steak.".
Pierson, film review published in Weekly Dig Magazine..."Andy started showing me the code for it, and my head popped open and a prize came out.".
Pierson..."I have to spec how many f----n' monsters?!?!".
Rei..."Nerf guns, music, and booze! That's what we're all about!".
Rei..."Not enough human corpses! ...Oh, cool, someone just died!".
Rei..."Stop corrupting the newbies.".
Rei, to ChrisL..."My Raid is starting to speak Klingon.".
Rei..."One of my scariest experiences at MIT was when I went up to the fourth floor and read all the Alpha Phi biographies. 'I like my boyfriend! And teddy bears! And cute furry animals! And electrical engineering!".
Rei..."I went to a sorority rush while I was there. It was like....

 

-----signature-----
Achim
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Link to this post
ACX 
Posts: 30,237
Registered: Oct 25, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 29,651
User ID: 481,671
Subject: Here is something some of you may remember. OT
I'm guessing Huxter is Sean Huxter, the Turbine dev.

 

-----signature-----
(none)
Link to this post

Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Powered by PHP