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If you have one of them saved, post the URL here!

 

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Locusts: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/89792830/p1

 

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Say buy buy to OG Thirst: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/87098579/p1

 

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I can't look through my post history, but the "Eliana is an o.O" one from Red PLayer was awesome, as was Azul Drakkon's "Recently Compounded Wisdom of Red PLayer" thread (the second one, because it has a link something I did on the Darkfall forums using his quotes to troll people.).

 

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All of Red Player's posts were deleted at one point because he was being stupid and spamming up the whole boards.

Red Player's compilation of wisdom: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/91786030/p1

 

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Thats fucking criminal. The Azul Drakkon one is awesome though.

 

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I'm going to need help here gentlemen.

 

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I'm going to need help here gentlemen.


You try too hard.

 

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Simon_Fretter posted:
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I'm going to need help here gentlemen.


You try too hard.


Says the person who follows me around and posts the same garbage over and over trying to warrant a response lol.

I am impervious to your sorry excuse for trolling Simon.

 

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LOLing @ the locust.

Too bad the Mehy videogame thread was destroyed sad

< almost 3000 posts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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ISO the post of Mage Jet trying to get his name changed after 9/11

 

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sliyurs posted:
Say buy buy to OG Thirst: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/87098579/p1


yay!

aww what the hell... bubomek locked it? what is this evul!

 

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ISO the post of Mage Jet trying to get his name changed after 9/11


lol! I missed that one... is that because jets were used?

well... "jet airliner"... not really jets hehe

 

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the original NSA log 'this is affecting me irl' spamming, brought the level anyone had ever got affected to an entire new level and created a completely new meaning for the word affected, that i think has spread to other games, but i think that log is gone. its actually a boring log, except for some of the highlights.

red player had a few gems beside those one liners too, but i wouldnt be surprised if what you said about them being deleted is true. i remember one post i was actually credited with bringing many of his epic statements to VN, perhaps one of my only contributions here. he used to play a mage called Blue-Player ingame.

i just did a quick search to see if i could find anything else.. glanced at this one for 20 seconds.. enough to think.. ahh.. good old red player...

http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/111260604/p1


haha i faintly remember the mage jet one, i didnt think AK was around then, it was only funny because of the admins reactions. the topic was a bit messed up, but the admin made it funny.

 

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KewtSquirrel posted:
sliyurs posted:
Say buy buy to OG Thirst: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/87098579/p1


yay!

aww what the hell... bubomek locked it? what is this evul!


No, that was back when they would go unlock old posts for a few days so we could post on them again.

 

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sliyurs posted:
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sliyurs posted:
Say buy buy to OG Thirst: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/87098579/p1


yay!

aww what the hell... bubomek locked it? what is this evul!


No, that was back when they would go unlock old posts for a few days so we could post on them again.


ya but why is it currently locked? is there a date past which posts are locked due to age?

 

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[quote=sliyurs]Say buy buy to OG Thirst: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/87098579/p1


yay!

aww what the hell... bubomek locked it? what is this evul!


No, that was back when they would go unlock old posts for a few days so we could post on them again.


ya but why is it currently locked? is there a date past which posts are locked due to age?[/quote]

Yup. All posts lock by default after a certain amount of time not being posted on. Just try to go back ~200 pages or so and you will see everything is locked.

 

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KewtSquirrel posted:
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ISO the post of Mage Jet trying to get his name changed after 9/11


lol! I missed that one... is that because jets were used?

well... "jet airliner"... not really jets hehe


Yeah, think he said his brother or some relative died in the towers, and every time he saw the word Jet in his name, it reminded him of the incident, and he found it offensive or something. Was a hilarious chat log with Admin.

 

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-AK posted:
KewtSquirrel posted:
-AK posted:
ISO the post of Mage Jet trying to get his name changed after 9/11


lol! I missed that one... is that because jets were used?

well... "jet airliner"... not really jets hehe


Yeah, think he said his brother or some relative died in the towers, and every time he saw the word Jet in his name, it reminded him of the incident, and he found it offensive or something. Was a hilarious chat log with Admin.


oh damn sad well I retract my "lol!"

 

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pimpin smurf timeline: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/112357316/p1/?187

 

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Junren posted:
i don't know how this is related to this thread but i've wanted to tell
vn about it all day. i was working in the clinic today when a chick came
in with bacterial vaginosis. it's nasty, don't let it happen to you
(gives your vag a petri dish like appearance and creates a smell so
horrible that you think you're on a fishing wharf on the atlantic
ocean). anyways, i was trying to figure out how she came down with it.
there has to be a change in the natural flora of the vag for this to
happen so i asked the woman if she douched lately. she told me she
douched with Mr. Clean, ROFL. i had to excuse myself for a minute to
leave the room to laugh. what kind of idiot shoves mr clean up her vag
and pulls the sprayer? anyways, the moral of the story is mehy don't
douche with mr clean because you will come down with some nasty
infections that'll make your life miserable. i know it might be tempting
but seriously, don't.

 

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KewtSquirrel posted:
-AK posted:
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[quote=-AK]ISO the post of Mage Jet trying to get his name changed after 9/11


lol! I missed that one... is that because jets were used?

well... "jet airliner"... not really jets hehe


Yeah, think he said his brother or some relative died in the towers, and every time he saw the word Jet in his name, it reminded him of the incident, and he found it offensive or something. Was a hilarious chat log with Admin.


oh damn sad well I retract my "lol!"
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He was lying just to get his name changed. I am pretty certain none of his relatives died.

 

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He was lying just to get his name changed. I am pretty certain none of his relatives died.


oh wow shock

ok well then put that "lol!" right back in there and make it double! dancing

 

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Locusts: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/89792830/p1


lmfao, was that real?

Classic.

 

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I wish I could help but without the ability to look at my post history I can't dig them out.

 

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I wish I could help but without the ability to look at my post history I can't dig them out.


Your post history is in the bottom right of your post.

 

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I wish I could help but without the ability to look at my post history I can't dig them out.


http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/116391563/r116391616/

 

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http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/111057864/p1

 

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This one, even though it isn't technically VN, was spawned by VN and I still laugh when I remember how much I enjoyed doing this:

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=147093

 

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Now, where's the Darklord one where he was making his gang?

And what about the one where TBT admitted to beating up Stabu or whoever that was?

 

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the original post about the kid that got his ass beat by his stepdad and went to jail for a few days and wanted to /die

 

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Darklord and his internet girlfriend: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/84418560/p1

 

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NSA log: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/53008748/p1

 

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While searching for the Dephrozt poem thread I came across Mage Jet raging hard: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/104596421/p1

 

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ISO the recording where Mage Jet called an Escort service pretending he was Scott Albers.

 

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Wow my mind had been completely erased of that Mage Jet thread.

 

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Jack Osbourne: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/41294516/p1/?284

 

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Going to jail for child molestation: http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/92494649/p1/?220

 

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someone needs to dig up the "how to troll a dating site"
that was lol.

 

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