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You are led into a house wired Big-Brother-style so that cameras with night vision cover every possible angle. A safe exists in the living room filled with $100,000 in big bills. The TV host explains that the money is yours in seven days, under only one condition: you must refrain from having sex for 7 days, with "sex" being defined as "jizzing" for these purposes. Fapping counts and would lose you the money.
Also in the house are four very attractive and aggressive women. If one (or more) of them has sex with you, the money is theirs and you get nothing.
The house is well-stocked with food and booze, and has music available, but there is no TV, internet, computer, console, or cell phone allowed in the house. Also, there are no locks on any doors. However, violence or physical coercion are strictly prohibited.
Posters (Sobaki) may replace "attractive women" with "attractive men" as needed.
Could you win the $100k? I'm guessing most people here couldn't.
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a week? sure.
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I'd just smear feces all over myself and then tell them they were too ugly and mess with them until they avoided me.
end of the week I'd take a shower and go for pizza.
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Not sure I could.
Unless I got Sobaki's men.
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Easily.
One week isn't that long.
There's no sex good enough to be worth 100 grand to me.
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Friarspam posted:
I'd just smear feces all over myself and then tell them they were too ugly and mess with them until they avoided me.
end of the week I'd take a shower and go for pizza.
True... I forgot the advantage of natural repulsiveness that comes with being an Outposter
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What kind of food is in the house?
If there is plenty chili, the women would not be wanting to have sex with me.
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Damn! You people must be impervious to women.
Not sure that's such a good thing.
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Booze, eh? Erectile dysfunction here I come! or not!
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Lyndrek posted:
a week? sure.
Yup. Absolutely.
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The key is who would not take up the challenge? Even losing would be a blast.
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Phlegm573 posted:
Also in the house are four very attractive and aggressive women. If one (or more) of them has sex with you, the money is theirs and you get nothing.
I would only take the challenge if all four had to defeat me fives times each.
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pfft ...I'd get the 100k and be the owner of my own escort service by the end of the week. 
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I'd take the hottest one off to a room, and offer her a 60(hers)/40(mine) split. Win/win - she gets most of the money, guaranteed, as opposed to a 1/4 chance. I get 40k, rather than a slight chance to make 100k.
In the end, I highly doubt it'd be possible to make a whole week easily, if at all. Four extremely hot, very motivated women, out to have sex with me at any cost? One week for them to catch me sleeping, or just off my guard? Nope.
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Paulg_67 posted:
Is it a pre-school
 
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I'd have no problems with it.
I take it they aren't allowed to rape me?
Hell if it got really bad I'd just seclude myself in my room with two bottles of whiskey and bar the door.
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Friarspam posted:
I'd just smear feces all over myself and then tell them they were too ugly and mess with them until they avoided me.
end of the week I'd take a shower and go for pizza.
I have no doubt that you would make it a week with four women...but what if their was four hot goats???
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You're obviously single. A week without sex? Try a month or more. This is not a challenge. This is a cakewalk.
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This challenge seems ludicrously easy.
You should ask if people could do it for $1000.
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can i bang them all all week, or is it one and done kicked out of the house?
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It's only 100K.
For a couple million I could easily resist, I'd just get drunk and pass out for a week, not like I haven't done that many times before.
For 100K, I'd spend the first 4 days letting them do their worst, come up with outrageous demands for them to fulfill in order to have sex with me, make them crawl like dogs, beg, tie them up, hang them from the ceiling and spend hours having them beg me to punish them.....then I would hold a 2 day contest to see which one was the most nasty and perverted with the others while I watched, then I'd bang the winner for a full day (that means for 1 or 2 minutes three different times  ) and figure I got my god damn monies worth.
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I lost this challenge half way threw reading Ptilks post. 
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Dance monkey dance for some bread crumbs.
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Easily, but maybe not so easily if I were still 25.
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Ardenwolfe posted:
You're obviously single. A week without sex? Try a month or more. This is not a challenge. This is a cakewalk.
I have been married for almost 11 years. I'm certainly not new to month+ lapses in activity.
However, I don't have four extremely motivated, hot women trying their hardest to win 100k by having sex with me. I don't imagine it's anything even remotely like married life.
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Easy. Of course I'm married and I think it's different for women. 
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ineenia posted:
Friarspam posted:
I'd just smear feces all over myself and then tell them they were too ugly and mess with them until they avoided me.
end of the week I'd take a shower and go for pizza.
I have no doubt that you would make it a week with four women...but what if their was four hot goats???
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What?
100k and I get to booze up?
Easy peasy!!
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Yossarian_42 posted:
This challenge seems ludicrously easy.
You should ask if people could do it for $1000.
I probably wouldn't even try to resist. The problem is they also wouldn't be trying very hard, either.
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I DOUBT IT
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