VN Boards Archive

[VN Boards Archive]

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Topic: For Reapist:

Hawkson Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH) Posts: 30,565 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,208 User ID: 478,685	Subject: For Reapist:
	-----signature----- Hawkson, Esq. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: For Reapist:
	Thanks! I'm already a pretty good one handed typist. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Hawkson Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH) Posts: 30,565 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,208 User ID: 478,685	Subject: For Reapist:
	Reapist posted: Thanks! I'm already a pretty good one handed typist. Sigh. Easy joke is easy. -----signature----- Hawkson, Esq. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Bork_the_orc Posts: 6,876 Registered: Jun 15, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 6,654 User ID: 158,189	Subject: For Reapist:
	You better be billing for this time, counselor. -----signature----- Happily ensconced in the top quintile.
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Hawkson Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH) Posts: 30,565 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,208 User ID: 478,685	Subject: For Reapist:
	Bork_the_orc posted: You better be billing for this time, counselor. I wish. Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet. Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly. -----signature----- Hawkson, Esq. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Bork_the_orc Posts: 6,876 Registered: Jun 15, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 6,654 User ID: 158,189	Subject: For Reapist:
	Hawkson posted: Bork_the_orc posted: You better be billing for this time, counselor. I wish. Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet. Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly. Ouch. When I was a law clerk we used to bill Toyota for even just leaving voicemails. Good times. -----signature----- Happily ensconced in the top quintile.
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: For Reapist:
	Back in the days of AOL chat rooms you had to be careful what you said or you would get booted. I came up with several insults that would not get me boted but the target often got pissed and said too much and got the boot. One of my insults was. "Thanks to gay chat rooms (XXX) is now a one handed typist!" -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Hawkson Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH) Posts: 30,565 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,208 User ID: 478,685	Subject: For Reapist:
	Bork_the_orc posted: Hawkson posted: Bork_the_orc posted: You better be billing for this time, counselor. I wish. Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet. Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly. Ouch. When I was a law clerk we used to bill Toyota for even just leaving voicemails. Good times. Immigration law. Clients don't necessarily have tons of money. -----signature----- Hawkson, Esq. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: For Reapist:
	Mavis!!! I remember using this! -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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Ordal Posts: 14,016 Registered: May 24, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,608 User ID: 99,636	Subject: For Reapist:
	Hawkson posted: Bork_the_orc posted: Hawkson posted: [quote=Bork_the_orc]You better be billing for this time, counselor. I wish. Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet. Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly. Ouch. When I was a law clerk we used to bill Toyota for even just leaving voicemails. Good times. Immigration law. Clients don't necessarily have tons of money.[/quote] lol -----signature----- \|^^^^^^^^^^^\ \|\|______ \| 7.16 ACF'05 \| \|\|'""\|""\_, \| _____________ l \|\|__\|__\|___\|) \|(@(@)""""""""\|(@)(@)*\|(@)
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Hawkson Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH) Posts: 30,565 Registered: Oct 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,208 User ID: 478,685	Subject: For Reapist:
	Ordal posted: lol It's not even remotely where I wanted to be, I unfortunately fell into it. How life is, sometimes. -----signature----- Hawkson, Esq. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Ordal Posts: 14,016 Registered: May 24, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,608 User ID: 99,636	Subject: For Reapist:
	Hawkson posted: Ordal posted: lol It's not even remotely where I wanted to be, I unfortunately fell into it. How life is, sometimes. Word, that comment just struck me as funny for some reason. I bet they don't. -----signature----- \|^^^^^^^^^^^\ \|\|______ \| 7.16 ACF'05 \| \|\|'""\|""\_, \| _____________ l \|\|__\|__\|___\|) \|(@(@)""""""""\|(@)(@)*\|(@)
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