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Topic: Who needs blood pressure medication when you can touch a boob.
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Hyperimiator
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This morning while getting a routine check up the medical assistant took my blood pressure, it was 149 over 83, I told her I had just come in from a hellua rush hour.
She told me I needed to relax, we talked for a bit and she said she would support my arm, she cradles my arm such that my my hand cupped her boob, and wow she had some nice ones.
I started picturing what they would look like without the bra and blouse, and my blood pressure dropped to 125 over 72 or something close to that.
But while the blood pressure was lower in my arm, a stirring in my jeans made them seem a bit tighter.
Oh well, it worked for me and I got no scolding from the Doctor.
Thus proving a good homeopathic remedy for high blood pressure in heterosexual males involves the tactile sensation of cupping a shapely female breast. 
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Cool story bro.
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medical assistant's blog: What a day, some hairy Greek guy touched my tit, fking perv. i have to go back to school
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Hyperimiator posted:
But while the blood pressure was lower in my arm, a stirring in my jeans made them seem a bit tighter.
Oh well, it worked for me and I got no scolding from the Doctor.
No scolding, but he did finger your butt.
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Hyperimiator
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TickyAtack posted:
Hyperimiator posted:
But while the blood pressure was lower in my arm, a stirring in my jeans made them seem a bit tighter.
Oh well, it worked for me and I got no scolding from the Doctor.
No scolding, but he did finger your butt.
She you mean, I have a female doctor, a little asian lady.
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
medical assistant's blog: What a day, some hairy Greek guy touched my tit, fking perv. i have to go back to school
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That did make me laugh. But that ain't how it happened.
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Homeopathic: I don't think that means what you think it means....
Unless you chopped off her boob, put it in a blender, ground it into a gooey paste, took an eyedropper full of that goo and dropped one drop into a 100 gallon tank of water, and then drank a glass of water from the diluted mixture.
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