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Koneg 
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You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

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Democrat’s Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint & weed day. Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

This is all so confusing!












Republican’s Answer:


BANG!















Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click….. (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: ’Nice grouping, Daddy!’ ‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

Wife: ’You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!’

 

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/accurate

 

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Koneg posted:

Wife: ’You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!’




laugh

 

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Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click….. (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: ’Nice grouping, Daddy!’ ‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

Wife: ’You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!’


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I vote bang, because more than one bang being an expert shot means your a failure

 

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Koneg posted:

Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click….. (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: ’Nice grouping, Daddy!’ ‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

Wife: ’You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!’

[Koneg walks up, looks down at the dead guy, adjusts his glasses, and turns to the Southerner]

Koneg: Uh, HELLO? Did you just use hollow points? You should have used silver tips. What kind of idiot doesn't use silver tips? Do you have ANY IDEA what you are doing AT ALL?

 

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altra posted:
Deport him!

 

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Koneg posted:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Only a Republican would think a Jihadi would be lurking around the corner of his trailer park ready to rape his wife and children.

Republican/Southerner: Only I get to rape my childrunz!

 

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dae_trist posted:
Chinese are not allowed to own firearms so I chose the fourth answer: "Die Screaming". sad

 

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Koneg posted:
dae_trist posted:
Chinese are not allowed to own firearms so I chose the fourth answer: "Die Screaming". sad


1) They aren't allowed knives either so the attacker in unarmed.

2) All Chinese are kung-fu masters so everyone is equally armed.

3) In China, the collective is greater than the individual, so the family of four triumphs over the lone attacker. grin

 

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