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Well, it was my girlfriend's car. Went to dinner with a couple of friends and were probably inside for an hour and twenty minutes or so. The back lot where we were parked is fairly open and probably had about 60 other cars in it. There was a torrential downpour for about the first 20 minutes we were there and I am guessing that's when they smashed out her back window. Best part is, all they did was reach in and grab her gym bag with her workout clothes and a new pair of shoes. They left an ipod, GPS, $100ish in small bills, and 2 pair of designer sunglasses that were sitting in the center console.
Needless to say, I had to wait an hour to file a report and didn't get laid last night, thanks you vagrant piece of dumpy cunt...I hope you pawned the clothes and died from the dirty crack rock you smoked.
EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.
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Sounds like it was planned, damned panty sniffers.
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Needless to say, I had to wait an hour to file a report and didn't get laid last night, thanks you vagrant piece of dumpy cunt...I hope you pawned the clothes and died from the dirty crack rock you smoked.
EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.
made me lol yeah people are fucking retarded but they didn't open the door b/c it usually sets the alarm off. but if you just break the window with factory alarms it wont set them off unless you open the door which is why they just grabed what they seen and dipped.
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I had my car broken into once, I had a couple of pairs of vintage ray bans, an iPod, and a bunch of other semi-valuable things. All they took was the change from my ash tray lol. They pried open my sun roof for some chump change lol.
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How did this stop you from getting laid?
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EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.
Nice cars like BMW and Mercedes never seem to get broken into. I don't know if they actually have superior security systems, but it seems that the thieves think they do.
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They were going to role play that she was a work out teacher, and without the outfit and new shoes, it's like a cobra without its venom....
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Needless to say, I had to wait an hour to file a report and didn't get laid last night, thanks you vagrant piece of dumpy cunt...I hope you pawned the clothes and died from the dirty crack rock you smoked.
EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.
made me lol yeah people are fucking retarded but they didn't open the door b/c it usually sets the alarm off. but if you just break the window with factory alarms it wont set them off unless you open the door which is why they just grabed what they seen and dipped.
almost like you were there..
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She does corporate health with Turner Broadcasting and had to go in at 5am this morning...after waiting for an hour and getting home after midnight let's just say she wasn't in the "mood."
Albeit I didn't let it stop me fapping off into the bathroom sink with hand soap after she crashed.
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hand soap always gets in the cuts and bumps on my shaft and it stings like a booger, you are a tolerant man!
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Know how I know this story is fake?Snatch said he had a gf LOL.
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no, it's fake because he said he didn't get laid, he gets laid every night, no matter how much broken glass is around
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You think I am afraid to take a cum stained pillow out in public? You are fucking mistaken.
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did I hear bacon? oh I was mistaken!
Cum stained pillows stick to your crotch, I wear one around outside, it's like a free cup for when I get in street fights with 8 year olds trying to steal their softball or lunch money.
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Do you ever wonder why I call you a garbage poster? I wonder if you think I'm just saying that, or that I might really mean that. Not that you spoiled that for me, it's just that you leave little fecal piles waiting around for some unfortunate person to step in.
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Simon_Fretter posted:
sliyurs posted:
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Do you ever wonder why I call you a garbage poster? I wonder if you think I'm just saying that, or that I might really mean that. Not that you spoiled that for me, it's just that you leave little fecal piles waiting around for some unfortunate person to step in.
I honestly didn't even think of that as a spoiler. I sincerely apologize, in all honesty I fucking HATE when people post spoilers, so I hear you.
But you should also be caught up on the season since it is already over and that wasn't even the last episode. Plus, you HAVE to have seen that one coming lol.
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the reason you were chosen over the other cars was the bag.you presented the thief with a quick easy score that had very low risk.if you are a thief you look for things to steal while walking by he saw the bag and went for it.it takes less than seconds to break a car window and grab it.
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Hell, I would be willing to PM a mod to have that removed if you insisted.
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It was her bag, and yes, I agree with that statement. I wasn't even really paying attention to what was in the back seat. I have my rear windows tinted blacker than BPX's dick and I never leave anything out up front in my car, can't say the same for hers.
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sliyurs posted:
I had my car broken into once, I had a couple of pairs of vintage ray bans, an iPod, and a bunch of other semi-valuable things. All they took was the change from my ash tray lol. They pried open my sun roof for some chump change lol.
8 years ago I took my girlfriend to her prom in Long Beach..... was a secured parking lot indoor with bike security guards riding around inside of it. We go inside, have a great time.... stay for about 3-4hours. When we go outside to the truck (2001 Toyota Tundra), open the door all the papers, junk, pens, paper, coupons and shit from the center console is all in the passenger seat. I'm like.... "what the fuck?!?" I look in the backseat because I had a backpack with liquor in it, an ounce of weed, and a gang of other shit... was untouched!!!
So I start to assess the damage and this is the total of items lost to crack heads:
1.)53 - 87 cents in the drinkholder of the truck.
2.)A brush/comb.
3.)Half a bottle of cologne.
4.)A lighter.
5.)5 dollar sunglasses.
6.)The hotel room key for the after party.(Worst part I know, but it was no problem I told the attendant at the hotel what happened, gave me a free key...)
I told the security guard at the front when she was raising the arm to let us out that someone had broken into the truck. And she says, "want me to call the cops or what? huh?" all ghetto as fuck. I was like... "no, but I was just telling you, even though you have security guards riding around in here patrolling someone is still breaking into cars thats pretty fucking pathetic don't you think? She starts to try to say something else and I cut her off with, "Listen.... just because your boyfriend is riding around stealing 80 fucking cents out of each car that parks and walks inside doesn't mean you need to get all fucking ghetto and snappy with me, now open that fucking arm up bitch."
Bitch was so scared I knew exactly what they were doing.....
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Sounds like that scene from the movie Jeepers Creepers
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Had my shit broken inti like 5 years ago. Stole 2 vx1000's with death lenses, a canon dslr and my bag full of tools. Consider yourselves lucky.
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There is nothing in my car of value. If someone broke my window to get in my car I would be SOOO MAD that they broke my window. The car is worth steeling but nothing in it. Id have to pay for an expensive ass window and then new tints......
The only thing worth steeling in my car would be my 32 gb SD card in the dash with some music on it lol.
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I told the security guard at the front when she was raising the arm to let us out that someone had broken into the truck. And she says, "want me to call the cops or what? huh?" all ghetto as fuck. I was like... "no, but I was just telling you, even though you have security guards riding around in here patrolling someone is still breaking into cars thats pretty fucking pathetic don't you think? She starts to try to say something else and I cut her off with, "Listen.... just because your boyfriend is riding around stealing 80 fucking cents out of each car that parks and walks inside doesn't mean you need to get all fucking ghetto and snappy with me, now open that fucking arm up bitch."
Bitch was so scared I knew exactly what they were doing.....
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