VN Boards Archive

[VN Boards Archive]

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Popular boards may have as many as 250 pages archived at 50 topics per page, while others deemed of historical signifigance may be archived in their entirety.

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Topic: Fart Football

ineenia Posts: 5,191 Registered: Nov 1, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 4,871 User ID: 1,090,042	Subject: Fart Football
	An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, "its fart football" A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides. -----signature----- If their stupidity didn't shelter them from the full shame of their actions,their would be alot more republican suicides.
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Coriolus Title: Outpost Ice Mexican Posts: 22,046 Registered: May 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,595 User ID: 679,996	Subject: Fart Football
	ok -----signature----- A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
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ineenia Posts: 5,191 Registered: Nov 1, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 4,871 User ID: 1,090,042	Subject: Fart Football
	Coriolus posted: ok I was just reading through some jokes ...and poop jokes automatically get re-posted here. -----signature----- If their stupidity didn't shelter them from the full shame of their actions,their would be alot more republican suicides.
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