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Some of them have to be funny, especially if they contain a melt down.

 

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Some of them are friggen' hilarious! I wish I had some from back in the day. I'd share them.

 

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here's one of mine



"unban me asshole"


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I used to go on and on in unban requests when I had time.

 

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sleep

After awhile all the anger and name calling blurs together. Probably don't even break into the top 5 if you haven't referenced 'nazi' at least twice...


There have been a few creative ones...stories and such, that were hilarious and creative. Those make the Lounge from time to time...


Probably never see your top 10 list though. It's all hush-hush shhh

 

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I don't think I have ever been banned. At least not that I know of.

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
I don't think I have ever been banned. At least not that I know of.


131 posts and I'll make that dream come true kiss

 

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we can change that batting

 

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I was banned once I think by either Mforce or KC for posting a picture of poop like 7 years ago... I cant recall my unban request but either way they were nazis.

 

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But why would I get banned? I'm so non-confrontational! I make hippies look like bullies.

 

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VN and i had a tough begining, a lot of fights, a lot of misunderstandings

 

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
VN and i had a tough begining, a lot of fights, a lot of misunderstandings


hmmm

 

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I must be the calmest person on here when I get banned.

 

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Reapist posted:
I must be the calmest person on here when I get banned.


I'll fight you for that title.

 

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cage match? ban you both and let ACF decide which one of you has the better/calmer response?


The loser doesn't get unbanned?

 

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I got banned once, maybe twice but it was totally worth it. I was able to solicit a successful sale of my daoc account on vn.

 

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Those're some expensive chicken sammiches.

 

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I got banned once, maybe twice but it was totally worth it. I was able to solicit a successful sale of my daoc account on vn.





Hahahaha! I sold my first AC account, which had a lvl 72 Spear/MeleeD spec, 100/10/100/100/10/10 character. And a lvl 68 Creature/War spec mage. I refuse to call it "opal" because I made the temp before whoever that "Opal" guy was. Made 600 bucks off the account! It was awesome.

 

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When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.

 

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Mine are probably very boring. 'wtf did I get banned for, unban plz'

 

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When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.


Dys, you did your own unban requests too?

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i was banned once for posting a fat lady holding a champagne bottle in her bellybutton, i feel i deserved it but it, but no one ever told me about unban requests, so it ended up being a long ban

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
-Dyslexia- posted:
When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.


Dys, you did your own unban requests too?

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Omfg I saw that post on Reddit, I didn't know that guy came through! That's an awesome result.

 

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When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.


MForce wasn't THAT bad...

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
-Dyslexia- posted:
When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.


Dys, you did your own unban requests too?

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All i have to say to that is LoL. happy

that was back in the day when we all worked that damn queue.

 

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I get banned all the time, I probably have some good ones I'd bet.

 

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Has to be lyndrek. HAS TO BE

 

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-Dyslexia- posted:
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
-Dyslexia- posted:
When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.


Dys, you did your own unban requests too?

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All i have to say to that is LoL. happy

that was back in the day when we all worked that damn queue.


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Just pulling your leg man, I hear nothing but good things about you. happy

 

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angry vagitarian put me offline for *only* posting pictures in threads

 

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What is this "banning" you all speak of?

 

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my unban request was something like,

"can I come back in, I'll be nice"

 

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I remember some really funny ones. But the word "nazi" was used waaaaay to much.

 

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I think my last one was:

"WTF? Some dick I never heard of bans me 4 days after I last posted over a bad joke that contained no profanity, and only a totally twisted, perverted, sleaze ball who spends hours and hours each day perusing really nasty pr0n would even know what the hell I was talking aboot.

So, sorry you guys have a sick bastard like that on staff, can I come back now and stuff? I promise never to reference that biological function using pig latin again. Really".

 

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Ptilk posted:
I think my last one was:

"WTF? Some dick I never heard of bans me 4 days after I last posted over a bad joke that contained no profanity, and only a totally twisted, perverted, sleaze ball who spends hours and hours each day perusing really nasty pr0n would even know what the hell I was talking aboot.

So, sorry you guys have a sick bastard like that on staff, can I come back now and stuff? I promise never to reference that biological function using pig latin again. Really".

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I only got star bans. I used to get threats from a mod who disliked me, though...

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I got banned a lot back in the day when I was pre-kids, in my mid twenties and had nothing better to do all day than troll people.

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I used to get banned and into trouble a lot. Not so much anymore

 

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When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.


Hmmm, lyndrek or MFarce. That's a tough one...

 

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