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Moe_Nox 
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Subject: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love?
And by love I mean surprise butt sex on the unsuspecting.

 

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Subject: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love?
depends... has that ass been cracked before?

 

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Subject: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love?
Moe_Nox posted:
And by love I mean surprise butt sex on the unsuspecting.


I would break it down to paying $2 per minute. The means it will only cost you about $3.50. Unless you cuddle afterwards.

 

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Subject: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love?
Good question. It doesn't matter to me but I would have to ask him.

 

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Cuddling costs extra, FYI.

 

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aon_mixed posted:



laugh

 

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You can't surprise butt sex the willing.

 

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Subject: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love?
The only surprise when it comes to buttsex, is when will Mr Sanchez arrive.

 

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Aerlinthian posted:
You can't surprise butt sex the willing.


Oh sure you can. Willing or not, if you do it on the front lawn, while they are watering the lawn and talking to the neighbors, it'll be a surprise.

 

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Subject: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love?
That's pretty cheap IMHO.

 

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Subject: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love?
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
Aerlinthian posted:
You can't surprise butt sex the willing.


Oh sure you can. Willing or not, if you do it on the front lawn, while they are watering the lawn and talking to the neighbors, it'll be a surprise.


I'd trust him. That's the voice of experience right there.

 

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