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http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/crime-law/83-year-old-mother-16-mad-hell-about-stolen-scoote/nMHnX/



 

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Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


holy isht

 

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Ibbeh posted:
Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


Fked to death, apparently

 

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wow 16 kids :o.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Ibbeh posted:
Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


Fked to death, apparently


Lol

 

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thinking

 

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Her vag similar to a pez dispenser? confused

 

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Ibbeh posted:
Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


holy isht


Sounds like my 80-year-old great-aunt who just passed away, her obit started off listing her surviving kids, then they just started counting up her grandkids, great-grandkids, and they gave up counting when they hit the great-great-grandkids. She had gotten married at age 14 so it's easy to see how this sort of thing can happen.

 

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I would be pissed too those power chairs cost a chunk of change.

 

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EbonDragon posted:
Her vag similar to a pez dispenser? confused



Wonder what the first guy thought when he took off her pants and there was a big plastic batman head down there

 

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Ibbeh posted:
Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


holy isht


Can't one of those little bastards buy her a new scooter?

 

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applause

 

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_Haole_ posted:
TickyAtack posted:



applause

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
Ibbeh posted:
Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


holy isht


Can't one of those little bastards buy her a new scooter?


true lol with that many kids one of them should be able to, its a huge village!!

 

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OT: motorized scooter for sale, PM me

 

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TickyAtack posted:



God damn, I love you

 

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Ibbeh posted:
Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


holy isht

No kidding... wtf?

And lol @ the other responses.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
TickyAtack posted:



God damn, I love you

 

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TickyAtack posted:




BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


Sith_Mauler posted:
I would be pissed too those power chairs cost a chunk of change.




How could you NOT have seen the trillions of commercials on how to get them for free?? Hell, they're endorsed by Tom Cruse!

 

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TickyAtack posted:



Ki ki ki!

 

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