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nuff said

 

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hypocracy2 posted:
nuff said


Good. Now stfu.

 

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laugh

 

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laugh

 

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If that picture of Jesus was black would you pray to him?

 

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What did I just say?

 

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That you would only pray to a White Jesus....

 

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My five-year-old has better listening skills than you.

 

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My five-year-old knows Jesus is White



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God is white so at worst Jesus is only half brown. angel

 

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Depends, he was brown as a man. However as he now has a glorified body, he is light. With eyes of fire

 

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So he was brown on the earth but now in heaven he is a badass white guy with a head like Ghostrider?

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We were supposedly created in his image and we aren't light with eyes of fire ,you're not even very bright.

 

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Why is it that when some one says "nuff said" they are only just beginning to spew crap?

 

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Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either

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I believe there is genders, however no need for sexual procreation. There are however no female angels

 

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Humans get heavenly bodies like angels and angels are genderless. Most are called Pat

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__Bonk__ posted:
Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either

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Is that your version of heaven?


Mine has lots of sex.

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You won't be able to recognize your wifes in heaven and if you are a woman now say goodbye to your woman parts

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__Bonk__ posted:
Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either

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You'll fit right in.

 

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At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.

Marriage is for humans with corrupt bodies, since sex and marriage go hand in hand it wont be there.

 

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Yep no marriage, no sex, no genders, and bodies like angels

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Then I think I'll take the Mormon heaven.

 

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Its a hot place your wanting to go to man. Are you sure about that?

 

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Bonk and Mastboro's heaven sucks.

 

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Well there is only 1 heaven. And only 1 way to get there. But one thing it does say is :

“What no eye has seen,
what no ear has heard,
and what no human mind has conceived”[b]—
the things God has prepared for those who love him—
these are the things God has revealed to us by his Spirit.

 

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So you believe all Mormons are going to hell? Not that I'm surprised, that's a pretty traditional view for fundies, but I still find it amusing when I actually meet someone who thinks their God is so much more awesome than someone else's.

 

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I dont think hes so much more awesome then someone elses God. Because there are no other Gods. There is only 1.

The problem that you have isn't with me, as I didn't say there is only 1 God of my own saying, he said it himself. The problem that you have is with the scriptures, which mean you have a problem with God himself. You can take that up with him.

 

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__Bonk__ posted:
Jesus has a penis and a vagina
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13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.

 

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I dont think hes so much more awesome then someone elses God. Because there are no other Gods. There is only 1.

The problem that you have isn't with me, as I didn't say there is only 1 God of my own saying, he said it himself. The problem that you have is with the scriptures, which mean you have a problem with God himself. You can take that up with him.
No, the problem I have is with you. God also gave you a fully functioning brain to make your own decisions. The choice to take the literal interpretation of a 2000-year-old book as your faith is yours alone.

 

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And the decision I had to make was made. And here I am today. I choose to follow God, and not the so called wisdom of the world or of the day, you all can chase that till your hearts content. But when your on your death bed all the things you thought you knew wont stop you from getting there, nor will it change where your headed after death if you deny the lord and what he did for you. As it was in the days of noah, so will be at the time of the coming of the son of man.

 

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So what if Mormons go to hell? Its not my problem!

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"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."



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We have a responsibility to preach the gospel and the truth throughout the world. Everyone will have a chance to believe. What they do with the chance is up to them, not us. But our responsibility is to tell them the good news. From that point on their blood is on their own hands. No one can force someone to believe. However if we dont tell them, its partially our fault because we had the cure for the sick, and didnt tell them where to get it. Jesus is the only way, no one else will get you there. Its that simple. Cut and dry.

 

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