Fozzie_Bear
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Would he cure world hunger with it or create world peace? I mean we're talkin' OBAMA here so it'd have to be spectacular. The guy won the Nobel Peace Prize without lifting a finger, if you remember.
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Who knows, it would probably be spectacular. He could probably achieve world peace with that kind of money.
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You mean he hasn't beaten those problems already with his awesome speech power?
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with that kind of money he could buy a Nobel Peace prize
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He'd do his part, and tax his earnings at 150%.
Rich people need to be taxed more.
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He'd be called an ineffective elitist hypocrite by frothing morons.
Oh, sorry, I didn't know this circle jerk was in the cloak room.
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Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize too, as did Jimmy Carter and Yasser Arafat.
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The Nobel Prize is a kind of lottery.
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He'd probably clone another copy of Bin Laden just so he could kill him again.
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Im hearin some butthurt in here but its funny that its coming from the right AND the left 
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
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turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
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---AkagiyamaMissile
I AM LE BORED.
THEREFORE OBAMA WOULD DO WHAT THIS SAYS ABOVE.
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Fozzie_Bear
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yeah and he'd be dancin' too
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