Author Topic: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
__Bonk__ 
Posts: 53,947
Registered: Jul 25, '09
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 53,339
User ID: 1,364,654
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
Bitches!

If I win all my family gets a million each.

grin

 

-----signature-----
I keep my eyes fixed on the sun!
A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
Link to this post
Halloweve 
Posts: 3,912
Registered: Mar 6, '04
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 3,894
User ID: 901,645
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
My family would be angry if i only gave them 1 million each out of 540 mil.
Seriously..I wouldn't want anyone to know right away.

 

-----signature-----
(none)
Link to this post
__Bonk__ 
Posts: 53,947
Registered: Jul 25, '09
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 53,339
User ID: 1,364,654
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
A million is enough lol

See how you are even when you havent won anything!

I would also give some away to charity too.

grin

 

-----signature-----
I keep my eyes fixed on the sun!
A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
Link to this post
IMHO 
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 30,884
Registered: Nov 1, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 28,020
User ID: 490,177
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
If I won the entire amount alone, I would give everyone in the ACF a million dollars.

 

-----signature-----
You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Link to this post
Friarspam 
Posts: 12,363
Registered: Jan 23, '07
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 10,619
User ID: 1,200,702
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
One thing I'd do for certain is set up some food banks for people that have nothing. I'd make sure that EVERYTHING was handled in-house so that some group didn't try to eat up the money with "administrative costs".

 

-----signature-----
My folks went on vacation and all I got was this lousy sig.
Link to this post
sweeny_comodore 
Posts: 9,066
Registered: Aug 23, '07
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 8,113
User ID: 1,248,480
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
i will be playing the regular lotto and powerball while all you suckers are fighting over your share of the 500 mil

 

-----signature-----
Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus
Link to this post
Rikarus 
Title: Ultimate Badass
Posts: 25,608
Registered: Feb 24, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 19,041
User ID: 649,730
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
if I win my family can suck it! I have given them enough money!

 

-----signature-----
"But we are all that way: when we know a thing we have only scorn for other people who don't happen to know it." Clemmens
|
"Skinny would let his fists do the fisting." RonMexico
|
"/Pwning is serious business" Illy
Link to this post
Friarspam 
Posts: 12,363
Registered: Jan 23, '07
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 10,619
User ID: 1,200,702
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
Lottery [lot-uh-ree] (noun): A tax for people too stupid to understand statistics.*







*apparently I don't understand statistics this time!

 

-----signature-----
My folks went on vacation and all I got was this lousy sig.
Link to this post
-Espiritu- 
Posts: 10,404
Registered: Nov 29, '04
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 9,216
User ID: 999,377
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
still not enough money to make you less of a creepy weirdo grin

 

-----signature-----
Espiritu - SWTOR (retired)
Espiritu (MajorMUD, UO, DAoC, SB, FFXI, WoW, WAR, Travian, SC2, SWTOR)
Link to this post
Modeeb 
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 47,242
Registered: Apr 19, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 39,997
User ID: 670,238
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
I will not buy a ticket because if you dont buy a ticket you have absolutely no chance of winning and I have a feeling this is a cursed lotto.

 

-----signature-----
"What is here is there. What is not here is nowhere." Vishvasara Tantra
"Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again.
Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett
Link to this post
vn_nnanji 
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 71,647
Registered: Jun 30, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 62,027
User ID: 212,537
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
I put 10 bucks on the 540 million dollar jackpot.

I will buy IGN, ban everyone and turn out the lights.

Then I will but the Mustang Ranch in Nevada.

 

-----signature-----
Link to this post
Sansfear 
Posts: 7,232
Registered: Aug 31, '08
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 7,182
User ID: 1,318,423
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
Actually, the current jackpot numerically justifies buying a ticket.

The odds of winning are 1 in 175,711,536 and you win over $175M.

 

-----signature-----
(none)
Link to this post
Lyndrek 
Title: Moderator
Lynx Mod

Posts: 36,955
Registered: Nov 22, '99
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 34,000
User ID: 5,632
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
if I win, well I don't know what would happen lol.

but it would be awesome.

and it will be up to 700 million by the end of today I bet tongue

 

-----signature-----
Moderator
I am not a Dev!
Link to this post
Mastara 
Posts: 8,982
Registered: Dec 29, '04
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 8,312
User ID: 1,011,569
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
If i won its too much for me to spend alone. Id give most of it away. Pay off debt, and my families debt and set up something for the future of my kids and family, set some aside, get a house built for us and give the rest away.

 

-----signature-----
Boooooommmm Heeeaaaddddshhhhooooottttt!
http://www.carellaross.com/img/truth_its_the_new_hate_speech.jpg
Mastatheimposta - 10L2 SB Merlin
Link to this post
Modeeb 
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 47,242
Registered: Apr 19, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 39,997
User ID: 670,238
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
Of course, buy a ticket. However, imagine life not winning and do some of the things you want to do. Notice what is important. Many of you have hearts of gold. If N dog buys the Mustang Ranch, I'll bet he build a Ramones theme room.

 

-----signature-----
"What is here is there. What is not here is nowhere." Vishvasara Tantra
"Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again.
Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett
Link to this post
Tych2 
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 40,411
Registered: Mar 1, '05
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 33,378
User ID: 1,032,223
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
I would take the lump sum and then do a lot. I would first by the Maserati I always wanted. Set up a college fund (used solely for college) for my future grand kids and their children and so on. Then retire and relax.

 

-----signature-----
We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart.
Drill Anwar!
Kapie
Drevid in Tanks
Link to this post
Lyndrek 
Title: Moderator
Lynx Mod

Posts: 36,955
Registered: Nov 22, '99
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 34,000
User ID: 5,632
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
I'de set up a tuition fund for all my family and friends, so they and their kids can go to whatever university/college/institute of higher learning they would want to go.

 

-----signature-----
Moderator
I am not a Dev!
Link to this post
sweeny_comodore 
Posts: 9,066
Registered: Aug 23, '07
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 8,113
User ID: 1,248,480
Subject: I will win the mega millions tomorrow
I'm going to blow it all on coke and hookers at my private island

 

-----signature-----
Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus
Link to this post

Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Powered by PHP