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Eithne_Boadicea 
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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
A friend of mine relayed this via facebook - her friend has two teenaged boys who were told to clean the kitchen and leave it as clean as they found it down to the last crumb.

 

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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers

Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.

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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
The only time my kids get clever is when they are at war with each other, for awhile I thought I was raising a couple of pint sized Machiavellis.

 

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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
paulg_68 posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers

Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.

grin


They are extremely intelligent, which has nothing to do with wit. I could care less in regards to their humor apparatus, though I predict the oldest doing something like the picture portrays. The middle child would con her brothers into cleaning for her, and the youngest would probably just happily clean the kitchen. PS you got so excited you forgot your coffee

 

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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Snarf_Igraine posted:
paulg_68 posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers

Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.

grin


They are extremely intelligent, which has nothing to do with wit. I could care less in regards to their humor apparatus, though I predict the oldest doing something like the picture portrays. The middle child would con her brothers into cleaning for her, and the youngest would probably just happily clean the kitchen. PS you got so excited you forgot your coffee


Guess they take after Eithne then.. grin

 

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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
That's awesome, lol.

 

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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Manegarm posted:
Snarf_Igraine posted:
paulg_68 posted:
[quote=Eithne_Boadicea]I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers

Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.

grin


They are extremely intelligent, which has nothing to do with wit. I could care less in regards to their humor apparatus, though I predict the oldest doing something like the picture portrays. The middle child would con her brothers into cleaning for her, and the youngest would probably just happily clean the kitchen. PS you got so excited you forgot your coffee


Guess they take after Eithne then.. grin [/quote]

Indeed laugh

 

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You are both dumb whores

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So unkind...

 

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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
__Bonk__ posted:
You are both dumb whores

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Dang Mamogram, that is an impressive display of stupid. -SoO
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Subject: I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Snarf_Igraine posted:
paulg_68 posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers

Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.

grin


They are extremely intelligent, which has nothing to do with wit. I could care less in regards to their humor apparatus, though I predict the oldest doing something like the picture portrays. The middle child would con her brothers into cleaning for her, and the youngest would probably just happily clean the kitchen. PS you got so excited you forgot your coffee


laugh

 

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I say retarded things all the time. grin -Sinlock
Dang Mamogram, that is an impressive display of stupid. -SoO
Women find scars and limps to be sexy, which is why I mutilated myself and ran over my legs with a truck.-[ToS]en
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