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Bonzoboy1 
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Subject: The older they get the more it costs me
When my niece was little it was Girl Scout cookies and magazine subscriptions now she has been accepted into the Bleak Taylor Wilderness Research Station Internship Program, as my mother so proudly informed me. Then she came right out and said it would be a good idea if I sent her some money, rather blunt for her but she is my mom so what the heck. Since she was on a roll I asked her how much I should sent, she said she and my dad were sending her $1500 and I should do the same. My son was in the room listening and told me "you should always listen to your mother". I hate it when they use your own words against you.

 

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Fat_wong 
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Subject: The older they get the more it costs me
"I have my own kids to care for"

 

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ZigmundZag 
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Subject: The older they get the more it costs me
Get a few hookers to balance things out a bit. The reverse will probably be true for them.

 

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Thugoneous 
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Subject: The older they get the more it costs me
Fat_wong posted:
"I have my own kids to care for"


This was my first thought

 

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Bonzoboy1 
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You can't win that argument with your mother, the last time I tried that she says "so you launch one less rocket this year".

 

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Thugoneous 
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"Rockets make me happy. Why can't I be happy too?"

 

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Rikarus 
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Subject: The older they get the more it costs me
I thought this was gonna be about age and hangovers....

 

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