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Ashmaele 
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laugh gotta get 'em young!

 

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Is that real?

Niiiiiiiice.

 

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While its not quite a chorus of elementary kids singing the praises of Obama with a song written for him, that mag is still funny. \
I am not sure those kids could possibly look any more.. yeah. grin

 

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Clearly only liberals are qualified to teach teens. Just ask any liberal. That is because teaching kids how to have sex is far more important than teaching then when to have sex. Teaching them that the rich cheat the poor and that all whites need to be punished is just natural to a liberal. They teach kids that they have the right to kill their baby at almost an time in the first 9 months and it is not murder but a cold blooded murder needs to be understood and given free room and board for the rest of his or her life. Anyone who believes different is not allowed around kids. It is what liberals call, "fair".

 

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The googled website link forwards to the SPCA, but I found this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/mar/28/conservative-teen-magazine?newsfeed=true

Still not sure if real.

 

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Ashmaele 
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Buzzfeed advises that it (apparently) folded after only one issue.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/what-happened-to-conservative-teen-magazine

 

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Ashmaele 
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Fist_de_Yuma posted:
Clearly only liberals are qualified to teach teens. Just ask any liberal. That is because teaching kids how to have sex is far more important than teaching then when to have sex. Teaching them that the rich cheat the poor and that all whites need to be punished is just natural to a liberal. They teach kids that they have the right to kill their baby at almost an time in the first 9 months and it is not murder but a cold blooded murder needs to be understood and given free room and board for the rest of his or her life. Anyone who believes different is not allowed around kids. It is what liberals call, "fair".


Who said conservaturds weren't allowed to publish a magazine that nobody would read? Have at it, I say.

 

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"My understanding is that they didn't get enough subscribers to make it an economically viable operation," said Sprigg. "I had entered a subscription for my teenage son. Because I had entered a subscription, I did receive a notice from them saying they'd canceled the publication."


They should have had more marketing on Fox News to draw in concerned parents like him.

 

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Talk about a business not understanding the market place.

 

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I agree with you on this issue fist

 

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Mastara posted:
I agree with you on this issue fist
laugh no [mod]?

 

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Ashmaele 
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Vydor posted:
Talk about a business not understanding the market place.


Which is the real comedy here.

Maybe they can release a spoken-word version of the one issue next...on 8-track

 

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laugh

 

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Looks fake!

But sometimes distinguishing an extremist product from satire can be damn difficult.

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Schools are essentially a LWN indoctrination camp for kids, so a bit of balance isn't a bad idea. That said, this magazine isn't what I have in mind. tongue

 

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Reality is a LWN indoctrination camp. peace

 

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NuEM posted:
Reality is a LWN indoctrination camp. peace


applause peace

 

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Manegarm posted:
NuEM posted:
Reality is a LWN indoctrination camp. peace


applause peace


ROFL

 

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Manegarm posted:
NuEM posted:
Reality is a LWN indoctrination camp. peace


applause peace

 

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