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how do i go about conversationg with a milf, being 21? the rest of the kids in my classes are like 18.

 

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if shes middle aged, mention the fact that your chicken gets hard when the wind blows.

bait the cougar trap

 

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For a coffee or beer.

 

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i should probably figure out her name.

shouldnt be too hard considering theres 2 girls in here

 

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Or, you can tell her you have milk money today.

 

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she has a nice butt love

 

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This thread is worthless without pics of said MILF.

 

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goal for the next 3 years (lol @ the degree): sex with said milf

 

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3 years.


You gonna be her friend first?

 

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tell her 21 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 21.

 

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omg she said something!!!


 

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3 years.


You gonna be her friend first?



hmm i guess i'd have to.

 

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You know she has a kid but you don't even know her name?

epic fail!

 

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omg she said something!!!





I LOVE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT!

 

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You know she has a kid but you don't even know her name?

epic fail!


ok ok so maybe she isnt a milf maybe she's just a wilf

 

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omg she spoke again and she's smrt!

 

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You might be SOL then.

 

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she was unsure but correct...

 

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I always thought you were a female with that very feminine icon

 

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You might be SOL then.


I dunno she might need a youngin to dominate

 

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omg she spoke again and she's smrt!
Perhaps you could use a little help with the homework, this week....

Rho

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
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You might be SOL then.


I dunno she might need a youngin to dominate




I don't know, maybe.

But honestly - half the time, I wish I could just quote your sig - in addition to whatever of yours I may quote.

 

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omg she spoke again and she's smrt!
Perhaps you could use a little help with the homework, this week....

Rho


this might just work...

 

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I expect to be updated regarding this matter.

 

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Hawkson posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
Hawkson posted:
You might be SOL then.


I dunno she might need a youngin to dominate




I don't know, maybe.

But honestly - half the time, I wish I could just quote your sig - in addition to whatever of yours I may quote.
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I hate to be negative, but you have no chance.

 

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send her a pic of your small pecker


chicks love that

 

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She's probably already noticed your creepy staring.

 

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send her a pic of your small post count

 

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Unarmed-Yarr posted:
send her a pic of your small post count


not much smaller than yours...

plus, it gets bigger!

 

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if shes middle aged, mention the fact that your chicken gets hard when the wind blows.


it seriously does...

 

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if you can't figure out that pics are needed in a thread like this, there is no way in hell you can figure out how to get in her pants.

 

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I know pics are needed but she would totally notice me

 

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ask her if she'd like to join your study group.

 

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ask her if she'd like to join your study group.


Chicks love study groups

 

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Check to see why she's taking the class. See if you can get into a study group with her. Talk about how you enjoy her company for not being the air head most of the women your age are. See if she'd want to get some coffee or something before class.

 

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Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.

 

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if shes middle aged, mention the fact that your chicken gets hard when the wind blows.


it seriously does...


You're in your 20s... It better!

 

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Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.


Not to marry, obviously, but just to seduce. Plenty. You know how many middle aged women eye f*** me?

 

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ikkoikki posted:
_Alexandra_ posted:
Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.


Not to marry, obviously, but just to seduce. Plenty. You know how many middle aged women eye f*** me?


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you never heard of a Cougar Alexandra? I find that hard to believe

 

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I know pics are needed but she would totally notice me




wtf is wrong with the youth of today?

seriously you cant even figure out a way to sneak a pic?

by some amazing miracle should you find your way in her pants i seriously now doubt you would know what to do!

 

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_Alexandra_ posted:
ikkoikki posted:
_Alexandra_ posted:
Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.


Not to marry, obviously, but just to seduce. Plenty. You know how many middle aged women eye f*** me?


tired


It's true, don't let my posting on ACF fool you. I'm actually quite handsome. The word "Adonis" has been used to describe me. raised_brow

 

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ikkoikki posted:
_Alexandra_ posted:
Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.


Not to marry, obviously, but just to seduce. Plenty. You know how many middle aged women eye f*** me?


I'm guessing they're more middle aged men eye profanity you than middle aged women doing so. Lol

 

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That's probably true but I have absolutely NO gaydar so I wouldn't even notice

 

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_Alexandra_ posted:
Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.


speak for yourself, I like them young and trainable.

 

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Someone once used 'Adonis' to describe me too.

Something about eating him... I don't really remember... I do remember that they had a tasty looking Doughnut with Jelly Filling though <3

 

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It's true, don't let my posting on ACF fool you. I'm actually quite handsome. The word "Adonis" has been used to describe me. raised_brow


you need to get your hearing checked...they didn't call you Adonis...they called you ADumbAss!

 

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I know pics are needed but she would totally notice me




wtf is wrong with the youth of today?

seriously you cant even figure out a way to sneak a pic?

by some amazing miracle should you find your way in her pants i seriously now doubt you would know what to do!


Ironically, walking straight up to her and taking her picture would get him way more into her pants than the current situation I'm seeing.

 

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ikkoikki posted:
It's true, don't let my posting on ACF fool you. I'm actually quite handsome. The word "Adonis" has been used to describe me. raised_brow


you need to get your hearing checked...they didn't call you Adonis...they called you ADumbAss!


Impossible! They were referring solely to my facial features, not my mental acumen. kiss I'm beautiful

 

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yeah man lol

 

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Subject: there's a really cute milf in my classes this semester
by saying hello or hi?

usually that is how I introduce myself.

 

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Subject: there's a really cute milf in my classes this semester
study groups are pretty good. especially if you're on top of the material. i know some girls who never would have passed their classes if it weren't for my tutoring and my penis.

 

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Seriously, how much studying do you actually get done in study groups? I bet its like 10 minutes of studying and 90 minutes of anything else.

 

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Seriously, how much studying do you actually get done in study groups? I bet its like 10 minutes of studying and 90 minutes of anything else.


 

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Try telling her you're gay so you can get close to her as her gay friend and find out what she likes.

 

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Try telling her you're gay so you can get close to her as her gay friend and find out what she likes.


Bulletproof

 

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Try telling her you're gay so you can get close to her as her gay friend and find out what she likes.


Bulletproof



i bet you could even sleep with her 2-3 times and still claim to be gay.

 

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All this shyness and lack of confidence is going to get you nowhere fast. I know what I speak of here as I had the same problem when I was younger. It never occurred to me that the girls might be having the same thoughts. doh! And don't think she doesn't notice you staring at her - she does. I had a MILF in one of my college classes who came up to me the last day and told me she noticed me staring at her the whole semester. Apparently just staring and staying silent is a bad thing because they just think you're creepy.

 

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Anebriated posted:
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Try telling her you're gay so you can get close to her as her gay friend and find out what she likes.


Bulletproof



i bet you could even sleep with her 2-3 times and still claim to be gay.


Maybe more. You're just trying to "find yourself", after all.

 

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Subject: there's a really cute milf in my classes this semester
maybe instead of posting on ACF and updating this forum about every little thing she does you should sit next to her or talk to her after class, nergin.

 

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u guys are so srias

 

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Have you followed her to her next class yet?

 

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she's in 2 potentially 3 of my 3 classes

 

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Does she live off campus?

 

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yeah it's a commuter school

 

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What's she driving? I'm going to guess a Toyota Corolla.

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
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Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.


speak for yourself, I like them young and trainable.


I've spent enough time training the one I have. I don;t have the patience for another one silly

 

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What's she driving? I'm going to guess a Toyota Corolla.


i dunno lol

 

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_Alexandra_ posted:
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Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.


speak for yourself, I like them young and trainable.


I've spent enough time training the one I have. I don;t have the patience for another one silly


Say the same thing to my wife whenever she suggests I might be interested in looking elsewhere plain I ain't teachin another one to cook and clean, and certainly not putting up with another woman's low-level psychosis

 

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send her a pic of your small post count


not much smaller than yours...

plus, it gets bigger!


my post count is girthy tho, its wide in years

 

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well I have like 3 seperate post counts, all totally bigger girth and length than yours

 

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