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Title: Evil Genius
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Subject: Netflix Instant Pick

All 8 seasons available now. grin nerd

Capt. Stottlemeyer: Hey, Randy, did I ever tell you about Monk's first day as a detective?

Lt. Disher: No, sir.

Capt. Stottlemeyer: Take a seat. [Randy does] He didn't have a partner, so I got stuck with him.

Lt. Disher: Was he, uh...? [motions to his head]

Capt. Stottlemeyer: No, no. He was... a little wound. He used to clean the windshield and rearrange the glovebox before we'd roll. Anyway, we're the primaries on a body at a hotel in the Castro. A hooker had swallowed a bunch of promazine - you know, the big sleeping pills?

Lt. Disher: Horse tranquilizers, sir.

Capt. Stottlemeyer: I said suicide. Every cop on the scene said suicide. Medical examiner said suicide. Monk walks in, says murder. "Where's the water?" The room had no water! Simple. Eight people in the room, but nobody saw that.

Lt. Disher: Well, I'm sure you would have seen it eventually, sir.

Capt. Stottlemeyer: Don't kid yourself. There is only one Adrian Monk.


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Title: Pastor of Muppets
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Subject: Netflix Instant Pick
I saw previews for years and thought I would hate this show, then I watched it and loved it.

Really liked the killer in Silence of the Lambs as the cop, every time I saw him I would say PUT THE LOTION IN THE FOCKING BASKET!


I had a dream. It was an incredible dream. When I awoke, I had a huge mess to clean up.
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