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A Long Island, New York, woman is suing Apple for $1 million. Evelyn Paswall, an 83-year-old woman, believes the design of the Apple store is dangerous. Paswell broke her nose when she walked into the glass doors of the sleekly designed building.
Her lawyer, Derek T. Smith, says the store's high-tech modern architecture poses a danger to some people. Paswell has filed suit for medical expenses and negligence. As of Saturday, the store in question had white markings installed on its doors to prevent future accidents.
This is not the first time that someone has been reported walking into the glass at an Apple store. Last year, an elderly Canadian woman also walked into the glass as she was exiting a store.


I bet more than a few Outposters have walked into glass doors before, but you didn't deserve a million bucks for it.


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Now on to the bug - 2 1/2" long and bites. I can't wait till it arrives in the US!

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People that buy apple products are morons!






























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How Dumb.

Also: Have to love ambulance chasers.

 

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I was at a party in college where this dude walked right through a (closed) sliding glass door.

 

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Bjorvald posted:
I was at a party in college where this dude walked right through a (closed) sliding glass door.



Yeah saw somethign similar once, a club on campus had a roofed pool with some over 4m high glassed walls, a drunk idiot just slammed into these big sheets and one of em broke.

The moron almost cut his face off, man he was bleeding something fierce.

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Apple should just indemnify to Windex. We've all seen those crows get beaten by that sliding glass doors. Windex revels in their evil schemes.

 

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Is this thread about White Anglo Saxton Protestants have small 2 inch peens?

 

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Kjarhall posted:
Now on to the bug - 2 1/2" long and bites. I can't wait till it arrives in the US!

Apple bug linkydinky
That's a badass looking wasp...

 

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Is this thread about White Anglo Saxton Protestants have small 2 inch peens?


That can't be right.

 

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reesescups posted:
Kjarhall posted:
Now on to the bug - 2 1/2" long and bites. I can't wait till it arrives in the US!

Apple bug linkydinky
That's a badass looking wasp...


Lets hope that wasp was made in China, .... oh wait DaeTwit isn't around, nevermind. grin

 

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She may actually be right, you know. It may well be dangerous to have glass doors without any markings on them. There are a lot of stupid clueless people with bad eyesight and apple probably has at its its share of them as customers.

She's still a douche for suing over it though.

 

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I ran into a glass wall before, it's easier than you think. It knocked me on my arse.

 

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What's a bigger menace to society, giants wasps or old ladies. thinking

 

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What's a bigger menace to society, giants wasps or old ladies. thinking



IMHO on his way into Walmart?

 

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shock

 

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Eager_Igraine posted:

shock

RIGHT?


It's all black and stealthy looking in it's EPIC armor... If I didn't know any better I would say that was a creation of the CIA osmthe

 

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Aerlinthian posted:
What's a bigger menace to society, giants wasps or old ladies. thinking



IMHO on his way into Walmart?




Come at me Brah!!







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laugh


so so wrong

 

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Eager_Igraine posted:

shock

RIGHT?


It's all black and stealthy looking in it's EPIC armor... If I didn't know any better I would say that was a creation of the CIA osmthe


Incoming Illmyrin as a false flag for Israels new plan to take out Irans nuclear sites with a wasp army.

 

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dancing pig

sick

 

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reesescups posted:
Eager_Igraine posted:

shock

RIGHT?


It's all black and stealthy looking in it's EPIC armor... If I didn't know any better I would say that was a creation of the CIA osmthe
That is pretty freakish. Wonder how they'd fare vs. hornets?

 

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