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For London olympics. Good job guys!

 

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Dammit I hate not being able to see pictures at work.

 

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Mens soccer sucks ass, its all about womens soccer in this country.

 

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Of note, this was not the US Men's National Team but the U23s which is actually much different. Also, the players who actually have (or are likely to have) international careers played very well.

 

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Of note, this was not the US Men's National Team but the U23s which is actually much different. Also, the players who actually have (or are likely to have) international careers played very well.


Quit talking gobbledygook, nobody knows what a u23 is. Will there be a men's U.S. soccer team in the olympics this year, yes or no?

I don't care much, I enjoyed watching the womens U.S. soccer team much more anyhow.

 

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"The United States U-23 men's national soccer team, also known as the United States men's Olympic soccer team, is a youth soccer team operated under the auspices of U.S. Soccer. Its primary role is qualification into and competition at the quadriennial Olympic Football Tournament, the next of which is to be held during the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, United Kingdom (Great Britain). "

 

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Bleh, not enough talent. End of story. We should consider picking up some Mexicans, I hear they're good at el futbol

 

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Psh Olympics

 

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The u23 team has a good bit of talent, just let it slip away.

It was the equivalent of letting the kickoff get returned for a TD as time expired.

Too bad for them, but they shouldn't have been that close. I watched all three games (cuba, canada and last night) and the US never should have been in that position.

 

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"The United States U-23 men's national soccer team, also known as the United States men's Olympic soccer team, is a youth soccer team operated under the auspices of U.S. Soccer. Its primary role is qualification into and competition at the quadriennial Olympic Football Tournament, the next of which is to be held during the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, United Kingdom (Great Britain). "




Clearly whoever made this quote doesn't know what country London is in. Hint: It rhymes with Ringland.

 

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"The United Kingdom is a unitary state governed under a constitutional monarchy and a parliamentary system, with its seat of government in the capital city of London. It is a country in its own right[10][11] and consists of four countries: England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales."

 

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Ordal posted:
Of note, this was not the US Men's National Team but the U23s which is actually much different. Also, the players who actually have (or are likely to have) international careers played very well.


Quit talking gobbledygook, nobody knows what a u23 is. Will there be a men's U.S. soccer team in the olympics this year, yes or no?

I don't care much, I enjoyed watching the womens U.S. soccer team much more anyhow.


lol babies.

 

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I turned off that game last night at half-time. Terrible refereeing.

I don't care that we lost, the Olympics (and U23) is boring anyway. It's like college soccer.

But some of those kids could have got hurt. The El Salvadorians were just classless. Brek Shea gets hip checked on either side, spun in the air 3 times, and lands hard....and the ref didn't even show a card.

 

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It doesnt matter if it was U23 or not, we need to give our thanks to whomever is keeping this farce of a "sport" from the US. We dont need our children thinking this 3rd world country activity is acceptable here.

 

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i know someone who worked for the Revolution...she couldn't give away all her tickets let alone sell her quota! laugh

 

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It doesnt matter if it was U23 or not, we need to give our thanks to whomever is keeping this farce of a "sport" from the US. We dont need our children thinking this 3rd world country activity is acceptable here.


lol!


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The title assumes soccer ever had an relevance.

 

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Yes. I'd much prefer we stick with sports where poor kids everywhere can grow up to become rich criminals.

Let's discuss these other "sports".

Football: 90% of the team is morbidly obese. The game is not being played more than it is being played. Which accounts for the fatassedness.
Baseball: 90% of the team does nothing for most of the game but watch. Thrilling!
Basketball: I don't even watch this lunacy, so I can't even comment. But they're all criminals. Don't ask me how a single dunk ever makes it on Sportcenter as a "highlight". You're 12 feet tall. It's about as impressive as me dunking a crumpled up paper towel at the trash can.
Hockey: The players can't play for more than 2 minutes, or they become "gassed" and therefore, 90% ineffective.

Yeah. You're right. Let's stick with what makes America proud. Laziness.

 

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Yes. I'd much prefer we stick with sports where poor kids everywhere can grow up to become rich criminals.

Let's discuss these other "sports".

Football: 90% of the team is morbidly obese. The game is not being played more than it is being played. Which accounts for the fatassedness.
Baseball: 90% of the team does nothing for most of the game but watch. Thrilling!
Basketball: I don't even watch this lunacy, so I can't even comment. But they're all criminals. Don't ask me how a single dunk ever makes it on Sportcenter as a "highlight". You're 12 feet tall. It's about as impressive as me dunking a crumpled up paper towel at the trash can.
Hockey: The players can't play for more than 2 minutes, or they become "gassed" and therefore, 90% ineffective.

Yeah. You're right. Let's stick with what makes America proud. Laziness.
Source?

 

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I come from a poverty stricken part of the country and all we could afford growning up is a ball with dots on it. We couldnt even afford a TV with which to watch real sporting events.


 

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Source?


The fact that I'm always right, in all things. Especially in this cesspool.

 

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Yes. I'd much prefer we stick with sports where poor kids everywhere can grow up to become rich criminals.

Let's discuss these other "sports".

Football: 90% of the team is morbidly obese. The game is not being played more than it is being played. Which accounts for the fatassedness.
Baseball: 90% of the team does nothing for most of the game but watch. Thrilling!
Basketball: I don't even watch this lunacy, so I can't even comment. But they're all criminals. Don't ask me how a single dunk ever makes it on Sportcenter as a "highlight". You're 12 feet tall. It's about as impressive as me dunking a crumpled up paper towel at the trash can.
Hockey: The players can't play for more than 2 minutes, or they become "gassed" and therefore, 90% ineffective.

Yeah. You're right. Let's stick with what makes America proud. Laziness.
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TUG has no source other than his pathetic opinion.
at every level of soccer in the world you can witness players standing around or walking, and no i am not including the goalie.

the notion that soccer is full of effort all the time is only seen by morons with blinders on.

 

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Wow, I didn't know you had to qualify to be in the Olympics, I thought everyone could participate.

 

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Bleh, not enough talent. End of story. We should consider picking up some Mexicans, I hear they're good at el futbol


The NBA has taken all the Mexican American futbol fans by putting "El" and "Los" in front of the team names a few times this year.

 

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Mangler_SC posted:
TheUnholyGhost posted:
Yes. I'd much prefer we stick with sports where poor kids everywhere can grow up to become rich criminals.

Let's discuss these other "sports".

Football: 90% of the team is morbidly obese. The game is not being played more than it is being played. Which accounts for the fatassedness.
Baseball: 90% of the team does nothing for most of the game but watch. Thrilling!
Basketball: I don't even watch this lunacy, so I can't even comment. But they're all criminals. Don't ask me how a single dunk ever makes it on Sportcenter as a "highlight". You're 12 feet tall. It's about as impressive as me dunking a crumpled up paper towel at the trash can.
Hockey: The players can't play for more than 2 minutes, or they become "gassed" and therefore, 90% ineffective.

Yeah. You're right. Let's stick with what makes America proud. Laziness.
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TUG has no source other than his pathetic opinion.
at every level of soccer in the world you can witness players standing around or walking, and no i am not including the goalie.

the notion that soccer is full of effort all the time is only seen by morons with blinders on.


45 minutes of play, followed by 45 minutes of play. Period. That's not opinion.
No TV timeouts, injury time outs, no turnover timeouts...the game continues. The clock keeps moving.
The ball is not in all parts of the field at all times, but no one just stands around. Even the goalie. Only a complete moron who has never watched a single match in their life would think that.
Players are still required to move to other parts of the field as the ball is played.
It's certainly not 40 seconds of standing around for every 5 seconds of action.

 

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so when a football players walks off the field between plays it's not the same as a soccer player walking to a spot on the field?

you are in serious denial if you think all soccer players on the field are putting in full effort all the time.

hell even after watching some highlight clips watching the edge of the screen you can see standing/walking.
not to mention i just watched 30 seconds of whining to a ref. sure the foot fairies were hopping around in protest, but i could clearly see 7 others standing still, and the goalie sitting down.

 

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No, I don't equate walking 300+lbs to the oxygen tank in between plays the same as jogging to another part of the field to play your position.

Sorry.

 

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Bleh, not enough talent. End of story. We should consider picking up some Mexicans, I hear they're good at el futbol


The NBA has taken all the Mexican American futbol fans by putting "El" and "Los" in front of the team names a few times this year.


lol. Yes, that must be it

 

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And Cutt sits back with a s***-eating grin lol.

 

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No, I don't equate walking 300+lbs to the oxygen tank in between plays the same as jogging to another part of the field to play your position.

Sorry.


sorry, yes, your view of it is sorry!

how about a running back?
Receiver?

funny how you dont address the rest of it defending what everyone else knows is an embellishment of your sport.

 

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Yes. I'd much prefer we stick with sports where poor kids everywhere can grow up to become rich criminals.

Let's discuss these other "sports".

Football: 90% of the team is morbidly obese. The game is not being played more than it is being played. Which accounts for the fatassedness.
Baseball: 90% of the team does nothing for most of the game but watch. Thrilling!
Basketball: I don't even watch this lunacy, so I can't even comment. But they're all criminals. Don't ask me how a single dunk ever makes it on Sportcenter as a "highlight". You're 12 feet tall. It's about as impressive as me dunking a crumpled up paper towel at the trash can.
Hockey: The players can't play for more than 2 minutes, or they become "gassed" and therefore, 90% ineffective.

Yeah. You're right. Let's stick with what makes America proud. Laziness.


That's the dumbest, most flawed post I've read the entire day so far. Y U TROLLING BRO?

 

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No, I don't equate walking 300+lbs to the oxygen tank in between plays the same as jogging to another part of the field to play your position.

Sorry.


sorry, yes, your view of it is sorry!

how about a running back?
Receiver?

funny how you dont address the rest of it defending what everyone else knows is an embellishment of your sport.


That's why I said 90% of the team.
Running backs are only on the field when their offense is on the field, and not for all the plays.
Receivers are only on the field when their offense is on the field, and not for all the plays.
Because they're SO lazy, not only do they rotate offense and defense, they rotate players as well.
One thing you know about your soccer team on any given day, that at LEAST 8 of the 11 guys you send out, will play the entire game.
Unfortunately, with no access to oxygen machines.

 

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So you're sticking to the 90% number, even though generally speaking only offensive linemen are the fattest people on the field? Interesting...how you refuse to admit being wrong.

 

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and how much of the time on the field is standing or walking?

i'll even let you count a slow jog as active too!

 

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and how much of the time on the field is standing or walking?

i'll even let you count a slow jog as active too!


No standing at all, unless it's a dead ball situation or a substitution.
Walking, usually only done by forwards (1-2 guys) or central defenders (2 guys) and that's after sprinting after the ball for one reason or another.
A soccer player can run anywhere from 6-8 miles during a 90 minute game.
The most movement a football player does is getting on and off the field. Again, why most of them are classed "morbidly obese".

 

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So you're sticking to the 90% number, even though generally speaking only offensive linemen are the fattest people on the field? Interesting...how you refuse to admit being wrong.


well we all know that number is just idiotic.

47 of 53 players on the roster are morbidly obese right??

most teams have 5 receivers minimum...can you think of any morbidly obese receivers?
how about starting QB's...can you think of any?

so that's the 6 non morbidly obese players...without backup QB, kicker, punter, DB's, RB's, LB's.

i'll just go with TUG is being a poor troll, because i really dont want to think he is really that stupid. tongue

 

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TUG must really hate a sport like Sumo wrestling then, eh? Nothing but fat people everywhere!

 

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and how much of the time on the field is standing or walking?

i'll even let you count a slow jog as active too!


No standing at all, unless it's a dead ball situation or a substitution.
Walking, usually only done by forwards (1-2 guys) or central defenders (2 guys) and that's after sprinting after the ball for one reason or another.
A soccer player can run anywhere from 6-8 miles during a 90 minute game.
The most movement a football player does is getting on and off the field. Again, why most of them are classed "morbidly obese".


hypnotized or silly i dont know which fits best.

 

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Does it matter what the percentage is? I wanted to keep a clean, conforming number, so 90% seemed the most fun to rile up the masses.

Does it matter that 50% of the team is morbidly obese? 25%? When is it acceptable to mock an "athlete" that has to run 20 yards and needs medical attention?

Those 16 games a year when you only spend a grand total of 5 minutes moving on the field MUST BE ROUGH! laugh

 

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It's insane to put an impossibly high standard of athleticism on a sport and discount any sports that can't match it. That's the point. We all know Soccer is one of the most physically demanding games out there, but does that necessarily mean other sports cant be enjoyable?

Some people enjoy competitive chess, what do you think of that? Sitting for hours and hours. Some people enjoy Sumo wrestling, what do you think of that? Those morbidly obese fat men are probably better athletes than you or I.

is endurance the only physical trait that matters to you? what about strength, explosive speed, technique?

 

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when you exaggerate the side you are against, and exaggerate the side you are for, it really is lame.

 

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Pffft, I grew up watching Baseball, enjoy Football, and REALLY enjoy Hockey.

I just figured if we're riling up Soccer fans, let's bash some other sports.

I'm sure we can all agree that Basketball isn't really a sport, right?

I am slightly offended we made it to like 30 some odd posts bashing soccer, and we didn't mention diving....
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Pffft, I grew up watching Baseball, enjoy Football, and REALLY enjoy Hockey.

I just figured if we're riling up Soccer fans, let's bash some other sports.

I'm sure we can all agree that Basketball isn't really a sport, right?


baseball soccer and basketball are on the same level of suck.
and no, that is not a zero level.

 

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I am slightly offended we made it to like 30 some odd posts bashing soccer, and we didn't mention diving....
You guys are slipping. wink


that's a beating a dead horse issue...maybe we have grown up a bit tongue

 

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I'd rather watch a real football match over American "football" any day of the week.

 

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See? Even Sooz is on my side.

Now I'm sure I'm right. cool

 

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Hee hee...I like watching people fight over which major sport they think is better.

I like every major sport, except golf and tennis and crap like that. So to me, this is all very silly.

 

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What's funny is how wrong TUG is regarding obesity rates among football players.

 

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I even overlook your team choice wink

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I'd rather watch a real football match over American "football" any day of the week.


Of course you would you are British, it's all you grew up with for the most part (and cricket).

 

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I'd rather watch a real football match over American "football" any day of the week.


Of course you would you are British, it's all you grew up with for the most part (and cricket).


And rugby love

 

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I hear there's a lot of Bulls fans in Britain. My friend lives in England, huge Bulls fan. He writes for the Bleacher Report.

 

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I hear there's a lot of Bulls fans in Britain. My friend lives in England, huge Bulls fan. He writes for the Bleacher Report.


it's not Bulls...it's bAlls...they all like balls! tongue

 

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I even overlook your team choice wink

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As far as London teams go, that's not a bad one to support. And you should be pretty happy this year!

 

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I even overlook your team choice wink

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As far as London teams go, that's not a bad one to support. And you should be pretty happy this year!


I will confess i havent followed football much this year, so i'll take your word for it. I need to start following scores etc again, i got out of the habit!

 

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What's funny is how wrong TUG is regarding obesity rates among football players.


http://www.morssglobalfinance.com/obesity-and-health-costs/

'Many US children look up to NFL football players. Most NFL football players are overweight and half are obese by Table 1 standards. If you look only at inner linemen (guards, tackles and centers), 36 are morbidly obese and there is only one player out of 295 that is not obese. If symbols are important, the image of obese men running around football fields for large sums of money on Sunday is not good. In the rest of the world, soccer is the dominant sport. Most soccer players are not overweight.'

It's on the INTERNET! So it must be true.

 

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[quote=TheUnholyGhost]See? Even Sooz is on my side.

Now I'm sure I'm right. cool


I even overlook your team choice wink

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As far as London teams go, that's not a bad one to support. And you should be pretty happy this year!


I will confess i havent followed football much this year, so i'll take your word for it. I need to start following scores etc again, i got out of the habit![/quote]

even TUG was smart enough to call it the right name...WTF! tongue

 

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Is that using that ridiculous BMI to determine what is or isn't obese? Highly flawed system.

 

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I will confess i havent followed football much this year, so i'll take your word for it. I need to start following scores etc again, i got out of the habit!


After sitting in third most of the year, they just dropped to 4th, but are still 5 points clear of Chelsea and Newcastle, with only 8 games to go.
Looks like it will be Champions League football next year, as long as they don't fall apart.

 

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What's funny is how wrong TUG is regarding obesity rates among football players.


http://www.morssglobalfinance.com/obesity-and-health-costs/

'Many US children look up to NFL football players. Most NFL football players are overweight and half are obese by Table 1 standards. If you look only at inner linemen (guards, tackles and centers), 36 are morbidly obese and there is only one player out of 295 that is not obese. If symbols are important, the image of obese men running around football fields for large sums of money on Sunday is not good. In the rest of the world, soccer is the dominant sport. Most soccer players are not overweight.'

It's on the INTERNET! So it must be true.




You can't be dumb enough to still believe in BMI...not to mention that's got to be one of the most idiotic blogs I've ever read.

Try some real science

Oh snap...

Quote from the second... "Furthermore, the body mass index is not an accurate measure or representation of body fat or obesity in NFL players."

 

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I will confess i havent followed football much this year, so i'll take your word for it. I need to start following scores etc again, i got out of the habit!


After sitting in third most of the year, they just dropped to 4th, but are still 5 points clear of Chelsea and Newcastle, with only 8 games to go.
Looks like it will be Champions League football next year, as long as they don't fall apart.


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What's funny is how wrong TUG is regarding obesity rates among football players.


http://www.morssglobalfinance.com/obesity-and-health-costs/

'Many US children look up to NFL football players. Most NFL football players are overweight and half are obese by Table 1 standards. If you look only at inner linemen (guards, tackles and centers), 36 are morbidly obese and there is only one player out of 295 that is not obese. If symbols are important, the image of obese men running around football fields for large sums of money on Sunday is not good. In the rest of the world, soccer is the dominant sport. Most soccer players are not overweight.'

It's on the INTERNET! So it must be true.




is that the stupid chart in the doc's office?

go tell every running back that they are obese, well other than Woodhead.

 

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even TUG was smart enough to call it the right name...WTF! tongue


I did call it the right name, it's football. And American football is American football.

 

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even TUG was smart enough to call it the right name...WTF! tongue


I did call it the right name, it's football. And American football is American football.


No, you're wrong. European football is called Feetball, because you use both your feet. And American is called Football, because you use one foot to kick the ball.

 

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even TUG was smart enough to call it the right name...WTF! tongue


I did call it the right name, it's football. And American football is American football.


No, you're wrong. European football is called Feetball, because you use both your feet. And American is called Football, because you use one foot to kick the ball.


That, dear sir, is Bollocks of the highest order grin

 

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Ohhhh, so they're not obese, the BMI chart is what's messed up.
When 100 pounds of flab hangs over their shorts, their necks are 80% jiggly, they have pornstar size boobs, and 20 seconds of effort requires oxygen....it's the BMI chart that's doing them injustice. laugh

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Ohhhh, so they're not obese, the BMI chart is what's messed up.
When 100 pounds of flab hangs over their shorts, their necks are 80% jiggly, they have pornstar size boobs, and 20 seconds of effort requires oxygen....it's the BMI chart that's doing them injustice. laugh

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so you would consider a RB who is say 5'11" and 220 obese right?

they are fairly common, and pretty damn well in shape.

hell, Reggie Bush, you can look up your own half naked pics if you like, is overweight.

no one is disputing lineman being fatasses, but they are not even half of the team.

 

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No, I wouldn't call the white guy throwing the ball obese, either, but the offensive and defensive lines are FULL of fatasses. Hell, even the halfbacks are usually tubby.

Yes, the running backs, wide receivers, kickers, and kick returners are all athletes...They do not account for half the team. I play NFL 12, I know these things.

 

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There's more to athleticism than endurance, TUG. I already told you this. A guy who "looks" fat to you may actually be a fantastic athlete and perfectly healthy. So what if he can't run for as long as Feetball players do without needing an oxygen tank? I bet they can lift more weight than those Feetball players do though. But you aren't interested in physical strength, only in physical endurance...which is a completely arbitrary measurement of health and athleticism.

 

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I can only move 10 seconds of every 60 or I'll have heart failure, but I'm an athlete.
Yeah, those guys epitomize health and athleticism.

 

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No, I wouldn't call the white guy throwing the ball obese, either, but the offensive and defensive lines are FULL of fatasses. Hell, even the halfbacks are usually tubby.

Yes, the running backs, wide receivers, kickers, and kick returners are all athletes...They do not account for half the team. I play NFL 12, I know these things.


you're a funny guy!
OL averages about 10
DL averages about 8
Fat ass TE 1
Big RB 1

again that's of 53...
your reference above of 296 OL fatasses is only of 1696 roster players in the league, and the OL is the bulk of the fatasses.

you should play Madden 12, it's better than whatever this NFL 12 is tongue

 

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Yeah! That's the one...I'm pretty sure now that I think about it, I only have Madden 11, because I have Tiger Woods 12, NHL 12, and FIFA 12...

I changed my mind, I am an idiot for spending $39.99 on these games every year...

 

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Explosive speed and strength in short bursts is indeed what partly constitutes athleticism. It's the same thing that allows a DE to get around an OT, it's the same thing that allows a shortstop to get a jump on a ball and make a fantastic catch/throw, it's the same thing that allows my boy Derrick Rose to cross fools over and dash from the top of the key to the rim in a blur.

endurance is NOT the only thing that makes a healthy athlete, for the 3rd time. By your logic, short distance runners are complete crap and only long distance runners are true athletes.

 

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dont feel bad i but Madden and NCAA every year.
picked up NHL 12, i was disappointed.

 

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was created between the 1985 Wimbledon title match vs. the 1985
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About the only real skill in soccer is acting skills.

 

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Ohhhh, so they're not obese, the BMI chart is what's messed up.
When 100 pounds of flab hangs over their shorts, their necks are 80% jiggly, they have pornstar size boobs, and 20 seconds of effort requires oxygen....it's the BMI chart that's doing them injustice. laugh

Wait, wait.... laugh




It's a good thing I know you're not actually this dumb. :P

 

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I don't know enough about the Olympics, but why was it the U-23 team that was trying to qualify?

 

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TUG still thinks soccer is a sport!

laugh laugh laugh laugh

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it is a sport

 

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Every sport sucks nowadays. There's a reason I watch practically no sports anymore.

 

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it is a sport


See confirmed, soccer is not a sport. Foxy is female and a Cowboys fan, proving that anything she knows about sports is opposite day.

 

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I don't know enough about the Olympics, but why was it the U-23 team that was trying to qualify?


The Olympics did not want to compete with the World Cup, and to maintain the "amateur players" as opposed to "professional", and keep countries on equal footing they require all male players to be under the age of 23 at the beginning of the tournament. To add interest, they allow 3 over 23 players per team.

 

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Basically the olympics dont consider Soccer a sport either and are trying to draw interest away from it so they can dump it in favor of real sports.

 

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Basically the olympics dont consider Soccer a sport either and are trying to draw interest away from it so they can dump it in favor of real sports.


And yet there is no American Football in the Olympics at all, so they obviously don't consider obese people "athletes".

How about them Packe....Vikings?

 

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American football isnt in the olympics because we are the only country good at it, its a first world sport. They cant discriminate against the people too poor to play real sports.

 

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Ahhhh, poor countries don't have the food to plump up 90% of the team to obesity to compete. Understood.

 

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Ahhhh, poor countries don't have the food to plump up 90% of the team to obesity to compete. Understood.


They cant even plump up enough to be athletes, they are all so poor and poverty stricken all they only have the energy to run for a few feet, fall down, and pretend to be hurt.

 

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BMI and obesity aside, soccer players, as a whole, are in a LOT healthier physical condition than football players.

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BMI and obesity aside, soccer players, as a whole, are in a LOT healthier physical condition than football players.

Rho


Because they are all living in the 3rd world eating rice and grass every day because they cant afford real food. We already discussed that.

 

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BMI and obesity aside, soccer players, as a whole, are in a LOT healthier physical condition than football players.

Rho


That's a pretty obvious statement given that football is a sport that relies on players using their bodies in a violent fashion...

 

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BMI and obesity aside, soccer players, as a whole, are in a LOT healthier physical condition than football players.

Rho


well yes, they are of a healthier physical condition, but that doesn't mean they are all action all game.

 

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