Author Topic: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
Modeeb 
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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
Because he knows he must kill you or he will lose. I just had this discussion with an 80 year old friend. The reasoning: The old man knows if you ever get up he loses the fight. Therefore, he must kill you when he has the opportunity.

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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
haha done messed around and got dropped

 

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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
Modeeb posted:


Classic Viet Vet Whipping a Punk's Ass



And know that's a movie


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Us_9IXfubk




 

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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
I accept this task. We shall see if there's a worthy soul in Shady Acres that can give me the fight I seek

 

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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him

 

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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
Shimatta33 posted:



laugh

Haha, I like the "Mortal Kombat" remix, pure comedy!

peace

 

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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
ZartanAround posted:



hehe this.

 

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Subject: If You Get Into a Fight With an Old Man You Must Kill Him
Shimatta33 posted:

laugh

 

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