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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
Part of the reason I wanted to eat my placenta in the first place is that I am fascinated by the human body and all that it can do. The placenta is an incredible organ that deserves celebration. But — as with the appendix and other organs that the body tends to deem unnecessary — once it comes out, maybe it should stay out.

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
WTF sick sick sick sick sick sick

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
I prefer my placenta al dente with a side of newborn

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
jonus156 posted:
WTF sick sick sick sick sick sick

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
sick

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
I shouldn't have been eating that sandwich when I clicked on this thread.

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVte8cdwpXc

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
meltedmossy posted:
I shouldn't have been eating that sandwich when I clicked on this thread.



That would have been better than my spicy Korean ramen with melted cheese... the broth for the soup was all red... sick

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
W to the T to the F.

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
Common practice in several cultures. Not much grosser than anything else we eat taken out of cultural context...

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
deadcactus posted:
Common practice in several cultures. Not much grosser than anything else we eat taken out of cultural context...


Cannibalism has always been taboo though, and this is rather linked, wouldn't you say so?

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
bunch of noobs, never click an aon link

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
some Midwives really push doing this, saying that it replenishes the body much more quickly after childbirth.

no effing way though, that's gross.

oh geez, I almost died laughing at the comments.



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Newborns are also rich in vitamins and nutrients. They are also very tender.
March 25, 2012 at 6:55 p.m.RECOMMENDED152

cmeseattle
not to mention very easy to catch and clean, *and* they fit in a toaster oven!
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TaylorBoston
Toasted is okay, but I prefer my newborn fried.
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My god this comment made my day.

 

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Subject: Adventures In Parenting: I Regret Eating My Placenta
That's just stupid. It's not like she just ate her placenta, she ate some weird unknown herbs...

Seriously, I don't even consider as having "eaten her placenta." She should have slow simmered it or something.

EDIT: Omg, another awesome comment:

- Can a vegetarian eat her own placenta?
- Oh yes! happy mom's breastmilk is vegan for her baby, so mom's placenta is vegan for herself.

 

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