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illmyrin 
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Subject: No joke, I'm so badass that...
When I walk I need to be careful not to break floorboards or shatter sidewalks... I rang a doorbell earlier today and the house collapsed. My keyboard is made from titanium because anything else just shatters... Today I used my own fingernails to shave.

 

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I leave chemtrails when I walk and unlike NASA I actually have landed on the moon.

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illmyrin 
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The moon is fantastic. Over the years I've perfected my moon landings so that I barely leave anymore craters.




That was my very first. I landed flat on my face.

 

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