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Interesting Read

Synopsis:

Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.

 

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This applies every time more than 3 guys (or more than one woman) get together.

 

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Cawlin posted:
Interesting Read

Synopsis:

Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.

That's actually pretty insightful.

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paulg_68 posted:
Cawlin posted:
Interesting Read

Synopsis:

Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.

That's actually pretty insightful.

thinking


it all makes sense now...



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IMHO posted:
paulg_68 posted:
Cawlin posted:
Interesting Read

Synopsis:

Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.

That's actually pretty insightful.

thinking


it all makes sense now...



coffee



The fact that you see this as a partisan issue is ACTUALLY the real problem, and proof that the application of these 7 rules has been quite effective in keeping you and so many other Americans ignorant and compliant.

 

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IMHO thought these rules were pro Republican.

Well, they are in that the Republicans use them too. But educating people about them isn't pro Republican.

doh!

 

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The fact that you see this as a partisan issue is ACTUALLY the real problem, and proof that the application of these 7 rules has been quite effective in keeping you and so many other Americans ignorant and compliant.
Yep.

 

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IMHO thought these rules were pro Republican.

Well, they are in that the Republicans use them too. But educating people about them isn't pro Republican.

doh!


So now you are a mind reader laugh

I know both parties use it, My previous post should have made it painfully clear to you knuckledraggers that the Republicans were using it very effectively. But no, you deflect silly laugh flag

 

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LOL 7a...

 

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laugh 7a indeed flag

 

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It's pretty ironic because you claimed that you "knew both parties used these tactics" but then you blamed it on "the other side" and accuse those who point the irony of this out to you of being the ones deflecting...

I'm pointing this out to you because I know for an irrefutable fact, that you didn't see or understand this until you read this post.

 

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Only person in this thread trying to point at one particular party is you IMHO.

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laugh

So pointing out a clear example is bad? If I would have pointed out an example from the Democrats would you knuckledraggers be spraying all that spittle from your lips? laugh

 

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laugh

So pointing out a clear example is bad? If I would have pointed out an example from the Democrats would you knuckledraggers be spraying all that spittle from your lips? laugh


You're the only one spraying spittle.

Your backpedaling is also useless. You are one of the most worthless partisan hacks on this board, and that's saying something.

 

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Hmm.. I wonder if IMHO has nervous laughter. thinking

 

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So pointing out a clear example is bad?

No, it's a good use of the rules on your part.

Well done.

Assuming you are tying to be part of the problem that is.

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Nervous laughter?



Only when you guys start to encircle me...

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If you say so chief. I was just asking a question.

 

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..and I answered, Biff. Now point that thing away from me.

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More nervous laughter. People do that when they are trying to hide something. What are you trying to hide? thinking

 

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He accidentally did the exact thing the list predicted he would.

Now he's embarrassed because Cawlin caught him.

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I didn't read the thread. I just noticed all of IMHO's laughing faces. They screamed nervous laughter to me. I could be wrong, but I doubt I am.

 

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laugh You guys are using #2 on me

 

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I came here hoping for something smart and funny. I got something so retarded I would have expected Fisted Puma to have posted it.

 

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So you don't think that list describes the war on drugs and the war on terror?

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Well put Cawlin. Here is another way of saying it: Institutions lose sight of their original purpose and become self perpetuating power centers.

 

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Modeeb posted:
Here is another way of saying it: Institutions lose sight of their original purpose and become self perpetuating power centers.
Bingo, hence why our founders did everything they could at the time to make the system self correcting. Unfortunately it hasn't worked out because too many Americans have been made (or allowed themselves) ignorant of our founding ideals and words.

 

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The founding fathers could never solve this problem- nobody can. It is a perpetual mystery inherent in human nature. Each person needs to work out their own Spiritual plan, with respect to power.

 

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So you don't think that list describes the war on drugs and the war on terror?

thinking


It's a dumb list. It isn't funny and it isn't smart. It's like something Fisted Puma wrote. Even when Fisted Puma is right about what he writes it comes off stupid becuase he can't help himself. That list is the same.

 

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Yukishiro1 posted:
#7

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7A is actually a prime example of what is stupid about the list. It has nothing to do with bureaucracy. It applies to anything people do. By singling out bureaucracy for something that is just what humans do it comes off as stupid and ideologically motivated rather than funny and insightful.

Also, the fact that it started as 7 rule list but then the author can't help himself adding in some extra rules is silly. It could have been smart and witty if he had taken it further to show how 1 "rule" in the administrative law context often ends up being 50 pages long (i.e. rule 7(a)(1)(C)(iii), but it was neither here nor there so it just looks dumb.

 

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I believe Yuki is right on about the fifty pages laugh -maybe 500 pages. The absurdity of bureaucracies was captured by Franz Kafka better than anyone.

 

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So the list is invalid because it includes things that are known to be true in other contexts?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(film)

 

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So the list is invalid because it includes things that are known to be true in other contexts?

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No, the list is valid.

It is retarded, however, to automatically assume without any critical analysis that the culprit (Bureaucracy) is actually the root cause of the list and not just a drive by smearing by an organization that hates government and would rather descend civilization into the Hobbsian Jungle where they think they're the alphas.

http://mises.org/

OHWAIT, that's EXACTLY where it is from. An organization dedicated to spreading one of the more poorly supported economic theories out there, that always blames the government.

 

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False dichotomy. There are more options than totalitarianism and anarchy.

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paulg_68 posted:
So you don't think that list describes the war on drugs and the war on terror?

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Sure does. It is why few involved will admit how much of a failure it is. The demand is for more of the same. You could not find someone who hates drug use more than me. I have seen it destroy lives. It killed my brother. Nevertheless it is a failure. It is such a total failure it makes you wonder if it was deliberate. Lot of money involved. Solving it would put a lot of people out of work, on both sides.

 

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Well there is one literal truth that is ubiquitous for any and all bureaucracies, and that is that the PRIMARY goal, or prime directive, if you will, is to ensure the continued survival of the bureaucracy.

The rules in the article are the means by which bureaucracies ensure their own survival. Once you accept that any bureaucracy's primary goal is to keep itself "alive" or functioning, regardless of what "mission statement" or actual initiative/goal/or project serves as the ostensible purpose of that bureaucracy, the rules posted sum up exactly how such entities seek to keep themselves in existence and also seek to propagate and multiply their presence and influence.

 

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"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy"

 

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So you don't think that list describes the war on drugs and the war on terror?

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Sure does. It is why few involved will admit how much of a failure it is. The demand is for more of the same. You could not find someone who hates drug use more than me. I have seen it destroy lives. It killed my brother. Nevertheless it is a failure. It is such a total failure it makes you wonder if it was deliberate. Lot of money involved. Solving it would put a lot of people out of work, on both sides.
So Fist is against the 'War on Drugs' and the 'War on Terror'...

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A lot of what bureaucrats have to deal with are perpetual issues that don't go away and will never result in a perfect situation. There is one real economic lesson when dealing with government is that government finds it very difficult to set marginal cost and marginal benefit to one another.

Basically everything else is just BS.

It is really the legislature that is in charge of deciding if the bureaucracy should grow or not. There is a reason why agencies are not given that authority directly. With this in mind it is clear that the legislature needs an independent analysis of the marginal benefit and cost of various government programs. The biggest push tends to come from consumers as opposed to the bureaucracy itself.

 

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I work for bureaucracy, in fact I work for the bureaucracy's bureaucracy. This list is a little too close to home for me, therefore I must discredit it however I possibly can whether or not my objections are irrational or even meaningful.


Gub'mintbots posted:
Yeah, what Yuki said!


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laugh You guys are using #2 on me


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Cawlin posted:
Yukishiro1 posted:
I work for bureaucracy, in fact I work for the bureaucracy's bureaucracy. This list is a little too close to home for me, therefore I must discredit it however I possibly can whether or not my objections are irrational or even meaningful.


Gub'mintbots posted:
Yeah, what Yuki said!


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If you were less of a moron, you might have actually read what I said, and realized I didn't like the list because it was so stupid, not because I am a big fan of bureaucracy. It's a list written by idiots for idiots. Just because your target is worthy of scorn doesn't mean everything you write attacking it is genius.

 

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Yukishiro1 posted:
I work for bureaucracy, in fact I work for the bureaucracy's bureaucracy. This list is a little too close to home for me, therefore I must discredit it however I possibly can whether or not my objections are irrational or even meaningful.


Gub'mintbots posted:
Yeah, what Yuki said!


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Wow, when did you become such a whiney lil bitch?

So you were called out on your stupid on the OP. Get over it.

 

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Bureaucrats are rallying to protect their gravy train.

I'm shocked.

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7A! That means Paulg must be a bureaucrat! plain

Your list is retarded. That doesn't mean bureaucracy is great. But it does mean your list is retarded.

It is clear whoever made that list was some ideological hack who couldn't score on an open goal from 2 meters. Seriously, how lame do you have to be to fail to make a good rant about bureaucratic ineptitude?

 

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Bureaucrats are rallying to protect their gravy train.

I'm shocked.

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This.

 

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7A! That means Paulg must be a bureaucrat! plain

Your list is retarded. That doesn't mean bureaucracy is great. But it does mean your list is retarded.

It is clear whoever made that list was some ideological hack who couldn't score on an open goal from 2 meters. Seriously, how lame do you have to be to fail to make a good rant about bureaucratic ineptitude?


This wasn't a rail against bureaucracy - any halfwit can see and understand that bureaucracy for its own sake (which is the overwhelmingly vast majority of it) is a bad thing.

This was a list to explain how bureaucracy keeps itself alive.

 

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It's a stupid list. It describes nothing meaningful. None of it has anything to do with bereaucracy in particular as opposed to any other human creation.

The main way bureaucracy keeps itself alive is not any of those things but finding more and more ways to push paper. "Standardization" is the great rallying cry. Although in practice what it amounts to is really making sure each little task has its own seperate standard, so that you can't use the same paper each time.

 

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It's a stupid list. It describes nothing meaningful. None of it has anything to do with bereaucracy in particular as opposed to any other human creation.

The main way bureaucracy keeps itself alive is not any of those things but finding more and more ways to push paper. "Standardization" is the great rallying cry. Although in practice what it amounts to is really making sure each little task has its own seperate standard, so that you can't use the same paper each time.



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So the list is invalid because it includes things that are known to be true in other contexts?

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Title the list "the 7 rules of human life" and it's just as "true." Which is to say, not really true at all unless you're an angry little man.

It's a stupid list. I'm sorry you have trouble distinguishing between a bad attack and a good one.

 

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I'm taking a page out of sobaki's playbook on this one because I've got nothing better.


Yeah, we know.

 

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I actually already told you in two sentences what the real way bureaucracies perpeuate themselves is. Which you ignored because you wanted to continue to whine and cry.

So it's a bit funny to see you whining and crrying about how I'm allegedly whining and crying.

 

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I actually already told you in two sentences what the real way bureaucracies perpeuate themselves is. Which you ignored because you wanted to continue to whine and cry.

So it's a bit funny to see you whining and crrying about how I'm allegedly whining and crying.




And your two sentence "explanation" avoids answering exactly how bureaucracies continue to be allowed to find new ways to push paper - they do so by propagating a perceived need for their existence - through the mechanisms in the list in the OP.

 

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The list is very insightful. Knowing the mechanisms of bureaucracy allows us to guard against bureaucracy growing out of control.

A certain amount of government bureaucracy is necessary. The list is not an indictment of all government bureaucracy contrary to what some overly defensive people are trying to infer.

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Not really. Bureaucracies justify themselves with paper too. Some of those "rules" are not only not specific to bureaucracies but actively inaccurate. Bureaucracies spend a tremendous amount of time justifying their decisions to the public (although the public rarely bothers to actually read it). Whoever made that list has obviously never even bothered to open the Federal Register if he thinks Rule 2a is accurate at all.

Bureacracies survive based on public apathy, not based on some sinister plot. The average press release from a government department never gets read by anyone ever, so it doesn't have to be full of lies.

 

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The list is very insightful. Knowing the mechanisms of bureaucracy allows us to guard against bureaucracy growing out of control.


Not only is it not insightful but it gets things totally backwards. The list makes bureaucracy seem like some sort of conspiracy. If you think thats accurate you're doomed because that isn't how bureaucracies are at all.

What makes bureacracies so hard to fix is inertia and apathy, not some conspiracy by bureaucrats. The list is just fundamentally wrong on what bureaucracies actually are and how they function.

 

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Some of those "rules" are not only not specific to bureaucracies

Why do you keep bringing this up? It's like saying a human anatomy lesson shouldn't mention blood, bones, and muscles because other animals have those things too. Why do you think an explanation of how a thing works should only include things unique to the subject?

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When you only quote part of a sentence it generally makes you look dumber than the person you selectively quote. Or maybe you just don't understand grammar.

 

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The sad thing is the those who want to cut government will walk away from this drivel and think they understand how things work and therefore how to approach cutting government. In the end they are just starting off their crusade without a sword but the wet noodle that is their ignorance.

If you want to cut government then it really helps that you are not an ignorant clown.

 

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The list is very insightful. Knowing the mechanisms of bureaucracy allows us to guard against bureaucracy growing out of control.


Not only is it not insightful but it gets things totally backwards. The list makes bureaucracy seem like some sort of conspiracy. If you think thats accurate you're doomed because that isn't how bureaucracies are at all.

What makes bureacracies so hard to fix is inertia and apathy, not some conspiracy by bureaucrats. The list is just fundamentally wrong on what bureaucracies actually are and how they function.


Where do you think inertia and apathy come from? Do you think they just sort of pop up like viruses, as some part of the Human condition or something?

 

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The list makes bureaucracy seem like some sort of conspiracy. If you think thats accurate you're doomed because that isn't how bureaucracies are at all.

I don't think it's a conspiracy and yet every day here you are following the script. It doesn't have to be a conspiracy to be true.

Humans are the greatest mimics this planet has ever produced. That more than anything is why we have risen above the other animals. It is our nature to mimic what we see working. We don't have to understand why we do it. Won't don't have to conspire to get other people to join us. It just happens.

Making people aware of the mechanism is a good thing.

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When you only quote part of a sentence it generally makes you look dumber than the person you selectively quote. Or maybe you just don't understand grammar.

I didn't feel like going back for a quote where you said the exact same thing in complete sentence. Are you denying you expressed the sentiment previously?

Care to address the point now?

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When you title your piece "the 7 rules of bureacracy" but in fact your 7 rules have nothing to do with bureaucracy particularly and are actually less accurate at describing bureacracy than describing the general state of human affairs you probably have a pretty stupid piece of writing.

That you are wedded to this particularly stupid attack on a phenomenon worthy of attack is puzzling. Why use a weak attack when you can use a potent attack?

There's hardly any shortage of indictments of bureacracy or exposes of how it actually works in practice. This one is a poor example. It really does nothing to enlighten.

 

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When you title your piece "the 7 rules of bureacracy" but in fact your 7 rules have nothing to do with bureaucracy particularly and are actually less accurate at describing bureacracy than describing the general state of human affairs you probably have a pretty stupid piece of writing.

That you are wedded to this particularly stupid attack on a phenomenon worthy of attack is puzzling. Why use a weak attack when you can use a potent attack?

There's hardly any shortage of indictments of bureacracy or exposes of how it actually works in practice. This one is a poor example. It really does nothing to enlighten.


Exactly.

Look at the first point they try and make. It is stupid and it is a far bigger claim than the anti government crowd needs to make.

 

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That you are wedded to this particularly stupid attack on a phenomenon worthy of attack is puzzling. Why use a weak attack when you can use a potent attack?

There's hardly any shortage of indictments of bureacracy or exposes of how it actually works in practice. This one is a poor example. It really does nothing to enlighten.

Okay, post links please.

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That you are wedded to this particularly stupid attack on a phenomenon worthy of attack is puzzling. Why use a weak attack when you can use a potent attack?

There's hardly any shortage of indictments of bureacracy or exposes of how it actually works in practice. This one is a poor example. It really does nothing to enlighten.

Okay, post links please.

coffee


Try "The Mammaries of the Welfare State" for a start. Great book. Has all the humor and intelligence and insight that retarded list is missing. Which is probably because it was written by a career bureaucrat and not by some idiot writing for a libertarian institute.

 

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Title the list "the 7 rules of human life" and it's just as "true."


You hit on something Yuk. It is perhaps why God made us age and die. Now if we could just find a way to make bureaucracies die.

 

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