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I have a glass of wine in front of me.

 

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Doing the one glass of wine a night cardiovascular thing?

 

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Subject: Well I started my new diet.
how big is this glass?

a normal glass or a 42 oz big gulp cup from 7/11

 

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Oh, it's so damn dry an ugh tasting it will be a cardio workout to drink it all.

 

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Too many calories. Try a glass of whine instead.

 

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Subject: Well I started my new diet.
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Oh, it's so damn dry an ugh tasting it will be a cardio workout to drink it all.


how many times do I have tell you that Franzia doesn't even count as wine, it's more like prison hooch (or whatever they call it now.)

 

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Oh, it's so damn dry an ugh tasting it will be a cardio workout to drink it all.



Dry? Like white wine? I thought the point was to drink a rich red wine?

If you don't like common reds like Cabernet, Merlot, Malbec, and so forth, try a Concord. Not a high brow grape, but it's like alcoholic grape juice and it's at least a step of from blushes and Zinfandels...

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
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Oh, it's so damn dry an ugh tasting it will be a cardio workout to drink it all.


how many times do I have tell you that Franzia doesn't even count as wine, it's more like prison hooch (or whatever they call it now.)


Does that come in a box?

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
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Oh, it's so damn dry an ugh tasting it will be a cardio workout to drink it all.


how many times do I have tell you that Franzia doesn't even count as wine, it's more like prison hooch (or whatever they call it now.)


Does that come in a box?


no its usually comes in a hefty trashbag.

 

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Sith doesn't get the joke.

 

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Sith doesn't get the joke.



Did you expect him to?

 

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Well, no. Not really.

 

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You gotta get the good stuff Reapist, like Carlo Rossi.

 

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I started a new diet today too. Had a smoothie for brunch and black beans & rice for dinner.

 

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Onslaught. posted:
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Sith doesn't get the joke.



Did you expect him to?


Most of you don't understand the incident that prompted the joke.

But anyway, what you want is a Willamette Valley Pinot Noir, or a Central Washington Cabernet Sauvignon, the cab is the cheaper of the two, but easily available around here.

Gnarly Head Old Vine Zin will do if you can't find the others.

 

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You should go on the fisherman's diet.

 

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Red Zinfandel is actually good, it's the white that gives it a bad wrap.

 

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OG_Loki posted:
Red Zinfandel is actually good, it's the white that gives it a bad wrap.


yep, the red is full of flavor.

 

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Reapist posted:
Oh, it's so damn dry an ugh tasting it will be a cardio workout to drink it all.


dude .. i totally understand --- if all you are trying to do is down a glass a night -- stick with that nasty store bought red


if you want something truly delicious -- send me a PM and i can point you to a vineyard that does muscadine wine -- it is pretty amazing -- and it is really hard not to drink the whole damn bottle

 

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Subject: Well I started my new diet.
a glass a night is fine but at least get something good.

it isnt medicine that is supposed to taste nasty and you gulp down as quickly as possible.

 

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