Modeeb
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I Just Had a Quasi Jack Nicholson Five Easy Pieces Moment
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Restaurant Scene Im in Panero's. I order a soup and turkey sanwhich. I ask for lettuce and tomato only on it. They bring me a turkey with everything on it. I send it back. They send the waitress back to me and she asks: Do you want any turkey on that turkey sandwich? I say: Are you kidding- why would I order a turkey sandwich with no turkey. She says I have to ask. Then I tell her, yes I would like turkey on it. She says: you must tell me exactly what you want on it. I said: Do I have to tell you I want bread on my turkey sandwich. She says: Yes. At this stage , I ask her to go get her manager. The manager comes and I begin to explain the facts and circumstances. A fully festooned Banana Republic khaki wearing urban professional interrupts me and tells the manager, what I am saying is false and I was being a dick about it. I tell him to mind his own business. I get my money back from the manager. I return to the nosey dandy immersed in his Mac. I tell him futz you putz-step outside for a minute. His scalp yanked back in one of those automatic motions which you know means you are getting to him. He says: Have a good day. I say: futz you hard. If I could piss on your lap top I would do it. He declined. At this stage I realize I no longer am a pacifist. Sometimes peace love and understanding gets superceded by emotion. I meditated this morning. I'm supposed to let shiz like this go.
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Crackdoc
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Burning gustatorial bridges is the dumb! You overreacted - just scrape the crap you don't want off and carry on.
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Modeeb posts are always the best.
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Cawlin
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There is more to this story lol, I know it!
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I thought for sure Mo was going to end up boning the waitress at the end of this story. disappointed.
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Yukishiro1 posted: Modeeb posts are always the best.
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drama queen
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