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Topic: "I live in Seattle, but I go skiing in Vermont!"
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Dark_EternalFF
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http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/travel/slippery-slopes-hot-weather-bodes-ill-for-resorts/nLZDZ/
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In Seattle, Larry Waldman said he'd been skiing at Smuggler's Notch in Vermont since he was 6 years old. He had already bought his plane tickets for a time-share next week and acknowledged it would be too expensive to cancel.
"It is what it is. There's nothing you can do about the weather. You just roll with it," he said. "It's just a pain in the butt."
Idiot.
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JD_HOGG
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LOL got suckered into a time share did he? Everyone knows you don't go East of the Rockies to go skiing.
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Reapist
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I don't think he goes for the skiing.
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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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