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People who wake up in the middle of the night with horrible diarrhea and rush to the bathroom in a panic without turning on the light
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once upon a time, my friend was so sick, he was taking a bath and instead of getting his fat ass up, he decided to let it rip while sitting in the bathtub
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mightbe posted:
once upon a time, my friend was so sick, he was taking a bath and instead of getting his fat ass up, he decided to let it rip while sitting in the bathtub
I had a friend that would isht in the shower and stomp it down the drain. I was like...'i gotta find new friends'
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combat_mage_sc posted:
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once upon a time, my friend was so sick, he was taking a bath and instead of getting his fat ass up, he decided to let it rip while sitting in the bathtub
I had a friend that would isht in the shower and stomp it down the drain. I was like...'i gotta find new friends'
Jesus Christ LOL.
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I'm assuming that they meant the lid.
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LOL @ "magical poop stealing water chair"
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combat_mage_sc posted:
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once upon a time, my friend was so sick, he was taking a bath and instead of getting his fat ass up, he decided to let it rip while sitting in the bathtub
I had a friend that would isht in the shower and stomp it down the drain. I was like...'i gotta find new friends'
WTF???
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Who wipes their ass standing up?
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Yeah I read about someone who would just poop sitting in a bath. But they also had hemmerhoids so that might make sense.
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Do upper deckers count as leaving the seat up? cause I've done a couple of them...
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Itab posted:
Who wipes their ass standing up?
there was a survey on a kids door in college and surprisingly a lot of people do. i was terrified
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Itab posted:
Who wipes their ass standing up?
I do. I'm kinda fat, but I've also never liked the idea of sticking my hand down in the toilet where I just pooped...plus, you get much better leverage standing up using your whole arm instead of just your wrist.
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ArchrikerHG posted:
Itab posted:
Who wipes their ass standing up?
I do. I'm kinda fat, but I've also never liked the idea of sticking my hand down in the toilet where I just pooped...plus, you get much better leverage standing up using your whole arm instead of just your wrist.
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I'm not sure how much leverage is required to wipe... maybe I'm doing it wrong and should use the "power wipe" method?
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This thread confuses me.
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Poop with seat up, stomping poop down the shower drain, pooping in the tub, sticking hands in water while wiping, power leverage wipes. Good god this thread is all over the place.
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JD_HOGG posted:
Poop with seat up, stomping poop down the shower drain, pooping in the tub, sticking hands in water while wiping, power leverage wipes. Good god this thread is all over the place.
Like a diarrhea loaded pooper hovering over the toilet with the seat up
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how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?
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Polishing the ole turtle head eh?
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Jezza_Belle posted:
how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?
that's what standing up solves. You can get mean with your butt and really work at it and put some force behind the wipe.
or use baby wipes/wet the TP a little bit.
this thread is full of lulz.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
People who wake up in the middle of the night with horrible diarrhea and rush to the bathroom in a panic without turning on the light
I have done this.
Especially in the winter its a rude awakening.
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ArchrikerHG posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?
that's what standing up solves. You can get mean with your butt and really work at it and put some force behind the wipe.
or use baby wipes/wet the TP a little bit.
this thread is full of lulz.
Baby wipes, wet the TP, or reverse the direction of the wipe, just on the anus, not talking smearing all the way up to the other hole...
Combination of moist wiping material + reverse direction works best. It happens because you have creases in your asshole, need to get your soft poop out of all those creases...
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Jezza_Belle posted:
how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?
then its time to just say eff it and take a shower.
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NeoKarnak posted:
combat_mage_sc posted:
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once upon a time, my friend was so sick, he was taking a bath and instead of getting his fat ass up, he decided to let it rip while sitting in the bathtub
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myxomatosis8 posted:
ArchrikerHG posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?
that's what standing up solves. You can get mean with your butt and really work at it and put some force behind the wipe.
or use baby wipes/wet the TP a little bit.
this thread is full of lulz.
Baby wipes, wet the TP, or reverse the direction of the wipe, just on the anus, not talking smearing all the way up to the other hole...
Combination of moist wiping material + reverse direction works best. It happens because you have creases in your asshole, need to get your soft poop out of all those creases...
are you calling me a wrinkled asshole?
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Jezza_Belle posted:
are you calling me a wrinkled ashhole?
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Itab posted:
Who wipes their ass standing up?
I've never understood how someone could wipe their butt sitting down... the mechanics of it just boggles me. There is no way im sticking my hand down into the toilet when i could just stand up and wipe. Easy, and poop-water free!
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_sooz_ posted:
Itab posted:
Who wipes their ass standing up?
I've never understood how someone could wipe their butt sitting down... the mechanics of it just boggles me. There is no way im sticking my hand down into the toilet when i could just stand up and wipe. Easy, and poop-water free!
I like the half-stand.
Now who had that wonderful paint drawing of a stick person showing sitting and standing wiping, for the oddballs who can't figure out the stand/stoop wipe?
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