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Filmmaker Michael Bay, whose company Platinum Dunes is producing the new live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, says the pizza-loving heroes in a half-shell will be even more than simply teenage mutant ninja turtles when they return to the big screen next year.

According to Stuff We Like, Bay was speaking at the 2012 Nickelodeon Upfront in New York last week when he said that the Turtles are really ... aliens! ...[url http://movies.ign.com/articles/122/1221066p1.html [/url]


YOU DIE MICHAEL BAY! YOU DIE NAO!

 

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TMNA?

 

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HeartView posted:
TMNA?


Game, Set, Match.

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Subject: oh... HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOO! FU Michael Bay!
I figured a Transformer fan would have killed him by now...

 

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YOU CAN'T GO AND CHANGE THE STORY NOW!

 

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Subject: oh... HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOO! FU Michael Bay!
what is he going to forget the whole radioactive ooze spill and pretend that never happened or something?...

wtf michael bay? diaf you don't mess with my TMNT, that's like messing with my childhood.

 

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Retcon... it's not just for breakfast anymore!

 

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Idiot.

 

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Subject: oh... HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOO! FU Michael Bay!
Pretty much the only good thing about TMNT were the toys and video games. The show was meh...and the movies always sucked.

So to me, this doesn't tarnish the legacy of TMNT at all. I wish I had still kept some of those old action figures though. I had a Raphael that could shoot pizzas and a Splinter complete with wooden fighting stick.

 

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What a bunch of BS...

If Bay wants to make a movie about super hero aliens, write the fkn script and do it. Stop profiting off of iconic childhood shows if you have no intention of maintaining their integrity. Transformers and TMNT invoke a strong sense of nostalgia and their plots have already proven financial success. If you HAVE to refilm them, preserve the essence of the show and embrace the plot laid out by the former authors/script writers. Changing the origin of the Turtles is tantamount to painting a new outfit on the Mona Lisa to make it more modern and gain mass appeal...

FUNK YOU MICHAEL BAY!!! Show some appreciation to the Golden Goose you are about to rape.

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"Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story," Bay wrote. "Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world."

Fk you Bay. This will get me to boycott the movie...

 

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Subject: oh... HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOO! FU Michael Bay!
Unless he reverses his decision to make them aliens no way in hell am I taking a chill pill or calm down about this. I may even go as far to picket my local theater if they choose to play his crappy movie. I'm tried of Bay taking all my childhood memories and pissing all over them.

 

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Subject: oh... HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOO! FU Michael Bay!
This is a tragedy. My son was perfect ninja turtle age so we had everything turtle back in the day.

Big mistake dissing all your loyal fans like this.

 

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