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__Bonk__ 
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Subject: Finally got a new mattress
I got a cheap temperpedic copy memory foam mattress. Its really firm but I think it will be great when I get used to it

Finally got rid of my twenty year old mattress. Gross! I think there were bed bugs in it too.

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That is f*cking gross.

 

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__Bonk__ 
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Ya the mattress I had really, really sucked. I won it in a contest years and years ago and never replaced it.

I have to get rid of my twenty year old recliner next!

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So, basically you're saying the hole you cut into your old mattress got too big, so you had to replace it.

 

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grats! Life is improving Bonk

 

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return the temperpedic while you can!

they tend to be uncomfortably warm & more importantly...
they are terrible for sexxors.

because they are all foam, all of your manly thrusting energy is absorbed by the bed.
a spring bed will spring back and create a far better ride, returning much of the energy.

i have a friend who is married and has one... i asked her how she fux...
she said that they get on the floor!

YIKES!!!

 

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__Bonk__ 
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It seems ok to me

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HAVE IT YOUR WAY BURGER KING!!!

just make sure you keep an eye on the warranty date.

 

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Modeeb 
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You are absolutely correct, Zart, our knees just dont sink as far down her side. but sleeping is as good as futzing.

 

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Subject: Finally got a new mattress
ZartanAround posted:

return the temperpedic while you can!

they tend to be uncomfortably warm & more importantly...
they are terrible for sexxors.

because they are all foam, all of your manly thrusting energy is absorbed by the bed.
a spring bed will spring back and create a far better ride, returning much of the energy.

i have a friend who is married and has one... i asked her how she fux...
she said that they get on the floor!

YIKES!!!
Yeah, that's not going to be a big problem for Bonk.

 

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I'm paying on a california king right now happy cant wait. Wife and I are excited

 

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__Bonk__ 
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I will take any sex I can get. Sure it might not be optimum but if we are having sex (now seems like a pipe dream to me) we can also go to her place

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Modeeb posted:
You are absolutely correct, Zart, our knees just dont sink as far down her side. but sleeping is as good as futzing.


you can sleep just as well on a bed that is sprung with a fancy top ( ie foam or whatever )
AND they tend to run about 2/3 of the price.

my mattres is shit/piss/puke/cum stained with springs that are shot.
it got it for $299 and i would want that any day over some temperpedic bullshit...
when it comes to futzing ( happy ) that is.

 

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