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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
http://news.yahoo.com/400-pound-gorilla-escapes-bites-zookeeper-buffalo-zoo-213748700.html

A keeper who has cared for Koga since he arrived in 2007 was bitten on her hand and calf,
in what officials said was an act of excitement rather than aggression. raised_brow

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
It's because of Mario Williams.

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper

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DrunkenDonuts® • 33 mins ago

The good news is that I'm glad they finally put Snooki in a zoo. The bad news is that I guess they forgot to lock the cage properly.

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
Terminius_Est posted:
http://news.yahoo.com/400-pound-gorilla-escapes-bites-zookeeper-buffalo-zoo-213748700.html

A keeper who has cared for Koga since he arrived in 2007 was bitten on her hand and calf,
in what officials said was an act of excitement rather than aggression. raised_brow


If it was aggression, she'd be dead. Animals lash out with some violence when they are scared, surprised, etc. Remember they are also not aware of how fragile humans are, compared to their usual gorilla companions.

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
She is the luckiest ****ing person alive right now, lol. Thing could have shredded her apart.

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
For real, that big thing could split her right down the middle like a banana split, and in a number of ways if it so preferred monkey

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
the_great_intex posted:
For real, that big thing could split her right down the middle like a banana split, and in a number of ways if it so preferred monkey


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PyzYhSNNr5Y#t=67s

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
she's luck she didn't get raped

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
the_great_intex posted:
For real, that big thing could split her right down the middle like a banana split, and in a number of ways if it so preferred monkey
Hey-OOOOO?

 

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Subject: 400-pound male gorilla escapes, bites female zookeeper
zoo animals are not like the circus ones, rarely do 1st world country zoo animals go nuts

 

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