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Huges07.1 
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My friend's uncle hooked me up with this girl over the weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1TVrNFFQaE

 

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I bet she pops the trunk on you laugh

 

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The best sex I had was as a mid-30's divorcee, gainfully employed, less than ugly, and not insane.

Not many of those around, apparently...

 

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Nice body, horrible dancer and I bet she sounds like an ignorant hillbilly

 

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i'd hit it

 

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coffee

 

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I'd hit it as long as she doesn't pull off those dance moves when we're in public.

 

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You'd rather she did it in the privacy of your sporty automobile.

 

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tenkly is so successful with the ladies, he wrote a book.

http://www.amazon.com/girl-corolla-alternative-online-dating/dp/0615374107

 

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Sansfear posted:
tenkly is so successful with the ladies, he wrote a book.

http://www.amazon.com/girl-corolla-alternative-online-dating/dp/0615374107



laugh

 

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Tenkly is successful with women

grin

 

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IMHO posted:
Sansfear posted:
tenkly is so successful with the ladies, he wrote a book.

http://www.amazon.com/girl-corolla-alternative-online-dating/dp/0615374107



laugh



laugh

 

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those corollas are pimp as hell, dawg

 

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no offense dude, butfrom the dirt you aired here about your ex....karma is gonna rape the shit out of you.....

 

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Huges07.1 posted:
My friend's uncle hooked me up with this girl over the weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1TVrNFFQaE



you need to date a black man with a name like Ramrod, go on, you will enjoy it

 

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Dude, she's hot as hell. How old is she? I should be the one dating her dammit!

 

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Rikarus posted:
no offense dude, butfrom the dirt you aired here about your ex....karma is gonna rape the shit out of you.....



wait for it grin

 

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Modeeb 
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Go get em Hughes

 

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Are you even divorced yet?

 

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Millions of youtube views and she's going on a date with you, of all people? I call shenanigans.

 

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Yukishiro1 
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I don't think Huge is being serious...

 

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Ya I seriously doubt Huges's first date has a youtube dance video with 8million views.

 

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Eternal_Midnight posted:
Millions of youtube views and she's going on a date with you, of all people? I call shenanigans.
Weird that it took this long for someone to point out the obvious.

 

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she looks like j-wow.

 

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Seething199 
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i'd still hit it. hard.

 

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