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"Chinese writers say Apple is online book pirate"

"BEIJING (AP) - A group of prominent Chinese writers have demanded millions of dollars in compensation from technology giant Apple Inc. for allegedly selling unlicensed versions of their books in its online store, a lawyer said Monday."


http://www.wtop.com/?nid=541&sid=2791839

You CANNOT make this crap up!

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Sobukkake thinks Apple is original and inventive

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Apple might be on somethings. We know the chinese are NOT. laugh

 

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You haven't truly enjoyed literature until you've read The Lord of the Rings in the original chinese!

 

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The Bahhhhrog come, fry yoo foors!

 

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Tych2 posted:
hurp


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_inventions

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Dae_Twat loses argument, has aneurysm, collapses onto keyboard. Massive text ensues.

 

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Dae_Twat loses argument, has aneurysm, collapses onto keyboard. Massive text ensues.


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I replaced my control and c and v keys with fried chicken hotkeys


I can teach you how to copy and paste if you want.

 

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Dae_Twat loses argument, has aneurysm, collapses onto keyboard. Massive text ensues.


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Dae_Twat loses argument, has aneurysm, collapses onto keyboard. Massive text ensues.



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Keep your butthurt coming hugs

 

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dae_trist posted:
Keep your butthurt coming hugs


By now I'd of thought your butt would be used to all the anal probing you receive.

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Kjarhall posted:
Moe_Nox posted:
Dae_Twat loses argument, has aneurysm, collapses onto keyboard. Massive text ensues.



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Wall of text shame_on_you

 

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He's trying to create the Great Wall here on the internetz to keep out the barbarians who keep pwning him and stealing his women.

 

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Moe_Nox posted:
The Bahhhhrog come, fry yoo foors!

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Yukishiro1 posted:
He's trying to create the Great Wall here on the internetz to keep out the barbarians who keep pwning him and stealing his women.


I thought we've all come to the conclusion that invading china for women WASN'T a good idea.

 

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Maybe stealing was the wrong word. As soon as the barbarians pwn him the women desperately start throwing themselves on the invaders.

 

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Dae_Twat loses argument, has aneurysm, collapses onto keyboard. Massive text ensues.
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dae_trist posted:
Tych2 posted:
hurp


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_inventions

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tl&dr

Impressive list Dae_trist. I am not very good with reading and the list seemed pretty extensive and long.

Couple of questions.


1) Have the Chinese invented anything in the last 5,000 years?
2) Have they invented flush toilets yet?

 

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1) Have the Chinese invented anything in the last 5,000 years?
2) Have they invented flush toilets yet?


1) yes
2) in 500 BC or something

 

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1) Have the Chinese invented anything in the last 5,000 years?
2) Have they invented flush toilets yet?


1) yes
2) in 500 BC or something
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Keep telling yourself that chief!


 

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Yukishiro1 posted:
Maybe stealing was the wrong word. As soon as the barbarians cross the wall their women desperately start throwing themselves on Chinese men


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_O3_%28Y-DNA%29

Mongolians 8-23%
Japanese 16%-23%
Okinawans 16%-21%
Manchu 38%-43%
Koreans 32%-47%

Apparently, Chinese women whipped their non-Chinese slaves into building the wall so that the latter's wives would not come running South with their tits out.

 

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Keep telling yourself that chief!





Keep having a crooked beak nose, chief. Flush toilet wouldn't do much for you given you can barely reach your ass with your T-Rex arms laugh

 

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Keep telling yourself that chief!





Keep having a crooked beak nose, chief. Flush toilet wouldn't do much for you given you can barely reach your ass with your T-Rex arms laugh
Really - my nose...

Do Chinese people even have a nose or do they just have air pollution gills?



Africans look at Chinese people and say - where's your nose...

 

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