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Reapist 
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Subject: A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

His wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

 

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Subject: A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
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Subject: A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
He sounds like an asshole.

 

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Subject: A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
levgre posted:
He sounds like an asshole.


I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Subject: A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
Reapist posted:
levgre posted:
He sounds like an asshole.


I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.


Lmao, funnier than the joke.

 

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Reapist 
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Subject: A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
I get lucky sometimes. grin

 

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Subject: A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
Reapist posted:
levgre posted:
He sounds like an asshole.


I hate to make snap decisions like this based on limited information. I figure the 2 of them have a lot of history we will never know about.

Heh

 

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