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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
We moved about 2/3 of the furniture today, lots of lifting and carrying to and from multiple floors. I just woke up with a cramp in my thigh from the inside of my kneecap up the side then around to the front at the top. I could not figure out how to stretch the damn thing out, It felt way down inside. I ended up walking about ten minutes before it finally eased up. It felt like a knife was stuck in my leg.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
You just need to poop. Go poop.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
I am standing at the kitchen counter afraid to sit or bend my leg in anyway. Might sleep this way tonight rather than risking another one of those.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
You can feel the muscle twisting off your bone. It is excruciating. You overworked your legs.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Ohh..don't poop then..could be a messy situation. I hope you feel better.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Sometimes I wake up at night with cramps in the tops of my feet between my toes and my ankle.

THAT sucks.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Cramps like this generally mean you are going to die within the next 24 hours.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
I once had these cramps going through my entire back - i basically had to do lemas style breathing to get over the pain. It was intese, i thought my bones were going to break from the power of the cramping.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
pig

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Jalapeno juice enema, its the only way to be sure.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
I actually got one of those horrible calf cramps at about 2AM while I was fast asleep. It was like someone woke me up in the middle of the night be tearing off my calf muscle with their bare hands.

Now how the hell can that happen?


 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Drink less tequila and more water.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Worst one I ever had was in my right calf. It was so tight I thought the muscle was going to tear. My calf muscle was in a tight ball and it went to my toes which were curled. I had to straighten them with my hand and press them on the floor and then after like two minutes (which felt like two hours) it finally loosened up.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
B_Shinkicker posted:
I actually got one of those horrible calf cramps at about 2AM while I was fast asleep. It was like someone woke me up in the middle of the night be tearing off my calf muscle with their bare hands.

Now how the hell can that happen?


The worse part of it all is when you try to pull your pants up past the calf and can't because your calf is about 30% bigger due to all the swelling.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Phlegm573 posted:
Cramps like this generally mean you are going to die within the next 24 hours.


Doctor said it.

I believe it.

End of story.






Nice knowin' you, AT.

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
I opened this thread expecting a story about some kind of bizarre masturbation triathlon.

peace

 

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Subject: I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
Its just getting started, we're not to that part yet.

 

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