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for me id have to say bad calamari

horrible night cry the sweats, pucking and the runs at the same time

wont touch that squid again shame_on_you

or is it octopus confused

 

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I drank some really bad sweet tea once that was left out then put back in the fridge.  I didnt know it had been left out.  It tasted alittle off but it made me really sick to my stomach.

 

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peter-pan peanut-butter tainted with salmonella, ate it for 2 days while I was sick by it not knowing about the recall sad

 

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Undercooked Chicken in some stuff I got from the deli.

 

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Undercooked Chicken in some stuff I got from the deli.


seeing pink chicken when you bite into chicken could possibly be the grossest thing out there sick

 

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Shrimp Ceviche. Catered a party and had a ton of it left over, it was awesome and I ate on it for two days after the party.

3rd day I was peeing out my ass and puking at the same time for about 24 hours.

Haven't eaten it since...and that was 25 years ago or more.

 

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Undercooked Chicken in some stuff I got from the deli.


seeing pink chicken when you bite into chicken could possibly be the grossest thing out there sick


Yep, especially knowing that no matter how fast you spit it out, it's too late.

 

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No matter the source, once you've ended up puking and pooping at the same time..it's all a matter of how long it'll last.

 

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No matter the source, once you've ended up puking and pooping at the same time..it's all a matter of how long it'll last.




the pooping and puking is nothing compared to the stomach cramping inbetween.

 

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No matter the source, once you've ended up puking and pooping at the same time..it's all a matter of how long it'll last.




i was lucky, mine only lasted a few hours... i then fell asleep on the bathroom floor in a fetal position, airing my burning arse

 

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Hate that. Specially when you know that if you puked or pooped, the cramps would go away for a while...but nothing wants to come out during that brief moment in between cry

 

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note to self; flush the toilet inbetween battles

 

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was from a costco pizza that they cooked there, probably would have been so bad if i hadn't eatem like 3/4 of it. as it was i spent 12 hours on or hugging the toilet, couldn't even keep water down. i wanted to call 911 because i was really close to passing out, but i didn't because i didn't have any medical insurance

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
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No matter the source, once you've ended up puking and pooping at the same time..it's all a matter of how long it'll last.




the pooping and puking is nothing compared to the stomach cramping inbetween.
No kidding. I don't remember what it was I ate but I'll never forget the weekend that followed, heh. 48 hours straight pretty much camped on the toilet with a trash can between my knees and my insides churning like they wanted to come out through my chest. If it wasn't for gatorade and other replenishing type drinks pretty sure I would've withered up and blown away, heh.

 

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although, when you get to the point that your asshole hurts so bad that you just want to have an colostomy tube shoved up it for the duration, that is probably the worst.

 

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Never had food poisoning before. I have some sort of titanium enhanced stomach that's able to digest practically anything

 

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Motar98 posted:
was from a costco pizza that they cooked there, probably would have been so bad if i hadn't eatem like 3/4 of it. as it was i spent 12 hours on or hugging the toilet, couldn't even keep water down. i wanted to call 911 because i was really close to passing out, but i didn't because i didn't have any medical insurance
srsly? wow Ive ate those before and have been perfectly fine...though like you said I didnt eat 3/4 of it...if you got one of those LARGE pizzas for $10 I dont see how you could humanly eat 3/4 of it in one sitting lol.

 

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(I assume it was) A sandwich from Jimmy Johns. I was sick for almost a week. It was TERRIBLE.

 

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no food can or ever will poisoning me

 

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Taco Bell. Was straight projectile vomiting anything and everything I put in me for 4 days straight every 2 hours. Had the absolute worst stomach cramps for 7 days, I felt like a goddamn zombie by the end of the week because I couldn't sleep through the puking/stomach cramps.

 

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when I worked for McDonald's as a young teenager I had a bad fillet o fish

got sick for a few hours but that was it




not much of a story...

 

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That would be the time I was puking into the toilet at the same time exploding out the other end.

 

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i got e.coli from some tortilla soup. i was puking and pooping together for like 2 days and i couldn't eat solid foods for over a month. all in all, it took about 6 months for my body to get back to normal from that. good times. plain

 

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6 months???


yikes.. that's some food poisoning sad

 

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6 months???


yikes.. that's some food poisoning sad


e.coli can kill you, make you retarded, or just kill off your liver so you need a transplant.

 

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I've had a worse stomach and puking from a couple of the meds I had to take. It was like morning sickness on steroids. Waking up hurling puke mixed with stomach acid is fun! tongue

 

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Duffys Cherry Cricket.

Will never, ever eat there again.

Sick for two days. Thought I was going to DIE.

But my husband and kids were fine, so that's all that matters.

 

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One time I had an M&M that had a chip in the candy coating. It made me a little nervous.

 

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does eating 10 bannanas or drinking a half gallon of prune juice count as food poisoning?

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
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6 months???


yikes.. that's some food poisoning sad


e.coli can kill you, make you retarded, or just kill off your liver so you need a transplant.

yep. they wanted to hospitalize me but i was like lolno.

 

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6 months???


yikes.. that's some food poisoning sad


e.coli can kill you, make you retarded, or just kill off your liver so you need a transplant.

yep. they wanted to hospitalize me but i was like lolno.


it all makes since now

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
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No matter the source, once you've ended up puking and pooping at the same time..it's all a matter of how long it'll last.




the pooping and puking is nothing compared to the stomach cramping inbetween.



I remember my worst time - overseas while in the Navy, on a deployment to the Mediterranean, and in port. The ship's cooks had decided to do a bunch of hot dogs for everyone, right there on the pier, so we wouldn't be hungry while heading into town. I grabbed 2 hot dogs on the way back to the ship. I couldn't work for 2 days, and *barely* made it to Medical when the first cramps hit. Doc says "Oh, it will probably pass in a couple hours..." WRONG.

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I personally don't recall getting food poisoning.

Though my coworker had gotten it pretty bad. He said he was throwing up violently for a couple days, and that he ripped his esophagus. had to have surgery and stayed in the hospital for a while.

He's super thin. And only eats pre packaged items or food he brings from home

 

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